Modern day Somali Romeo and Juliet

[Qali]

@qalanjoqoordheer hussien maa gursinni saa?

 

[Qali]

Dadkaa oo qabiil ku mashquul sanihiin doqon cadey bay yeheen

 

[The Somali Caesar]

Dadkaa oo qabiil ku mashquul sanihiin doqon cadey bay yeheen

I’m not even tryna take the piss here @Qali but your Somali is so bad it’s unreal

 

[Aurelian]

This more accurate


Jannada hada ka waayo naarta aad ku jirta

 

[Qali]

I’m not even tryna take the piss here @Qali but your Somali is so bad it’s unreal

shhhh captain hoyoda haku maqlin

 

[BlackJack]

Qali so we can't be together?

 

[Qali]

Qali so we can't be together?

yaadehaay saas

 

[Qali]

@BlackJack
You are the nuts to my halwa, the star to my flag, the xaar to my shubmaan, the beauty to my eyes, the bahal to our children, you are the macaan to my to

 

[The Somali Caesar]

shhhh captain hoyoda haku maqlin

*Hooyada* you make this too easy for me. You need a Somali teacher. Afkaaga hooyo baro naayahay

 

[Qali]

*Hooyada* you make this too easy for me. You need a Somali teacher. Afkaaga hooyo baro naayahay

Fck u warya my soomali is great

 

[The Somali Caesar]

Fck u warya my soomali is great

You stopped writing in Somali

 

[Qali]

You stopped writing in Somali

the day is over warya or do you perfer my jab jabban soomali

 

[The Somali Caesar]

the day is over warya or do you perfer my jab jabban soomali

At least you admit your Somali ain’t great. For a minute I thought you were delusional. Anyways it’s not that deep,you just need a tutor that’s all

 

[BlackJack]

@BlackJack
You are the nuts to my halwa, the star to my flag, the xaar to my shubmaan, the beauty to my eyes, the bahal to our children, you are the macaan to my to

@Qali
My love for you can not be put into words. Love you Habibti

 

[Qali]

At least you admit your Somali ain’t great. For a minute I thought you were delusional. Anyways it’s not that deep,you just need a tutor that’s all

it'S NOT THAT DEEP KULAHA SHUDD UP! MY SOMALI IS GREAT I WAS MILING CAMELAS IN THE BADDIYA FOR YEARSSSS

 

[Qali]

@Qali
My love for you can not be put into words. Love you Habibti

Love you too macaanto

 

[The Somali Caesar]

it'S NOT THAT DEEP KULAHA SHUDD UP! MY SOMALI IS GREAT I WAS MILING CAMELAS IN THE BADDIYA FOR YEARSSSS

You was miling camels for years in the *Baadiyo* but you can’t even spell a basic word like *Hooyada* something my 3 year old nephew can spell. Beenta iska daa ma fiicne

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

shhhh captain hoyoda haku maqlin

Hahahahahaha i told u wallahi dhaqan celis is calling u

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

You was miling camels for years in the *Baadiyo* but you can’t even spell a basic word like *Hooyada* something my 3 year old nephew can spell. Beenta iska daa ma fiicne

Stop grilling her like that

 

[qalanjoqoordheer]

He really just placed the scarf on his head like that
We put effort into that