Odd title isn't it? Well, i will tell YOU WHY! I want to talk about me for a moment.
WHY Am very cold? It seems i trust NO ONE but me? Today, i am ranting about my one specific issue. I don't get intimate with no one. An acquaintance recently made a BIG DEAL about me being "FAKE". But walaahi its not a matter of being fake. Its just a matter of me being overly suspicious. You see how the world is lost in translation? Or me, i guess?
This person said they have met me more than 4 times in a party or a gathering. The person claims i always say to them:
Hallooooowwww NICE TO MEET YOU.
And they will get irritated and correct me and say-- no no no - i met you many times.
Then i will get very nervous, and feel cornered and say---
Oh i am sorry huuuno. Allow my age to be very advanced & in fault. (while giving them a skanky side look like--why are u harassing me yaaqqee?)
Now i have changed my ways. I will no longer say
NICE TO MEET YOU HUUNO
I will say
ASSALAAM-ALLEIKUM WARAAX MAATUUL_LAAAHI WAA BARAAKATU
Hopefully the plea of this greeting emphasizing PEACE will inspire them to leave me in peace yaaqqqee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY Am very cold? It seems i trust NO ONE but me? Today, i am ranting about my one specific issue. I don't get intimate with no one. An acquaintance recently made a BIG DEAL about me being "FAKE". But walaahi its not a matter of being fake. Its just a matter of me being overly suspicious. You see how the world is lost in translation? Or me, i guess?
This person said they have met me more than 4 times in a party or a gathering. The person claims i always say to them:
Hallooooowwww NICE TO MEET YOU.
And they will get irritated and correct me and say-- no no no - i met you many times.
Then i will get very nervous, and feel cornered and say---
Oh i am sorry huuuno. Allow my age to be very advanced & in fault. (while giving them a skanky side look like--why are u harassing me yaaqqee?)
Now i have changed my ways. I will no longer say
NICE TO MEET YOU HUUNO
I will say
ASSALAAM-ALLEIKUM WARAAX MAATUUL_LAAAHI WAA BARAAKATU
Hopefully the plea of this greeting emphasizing PEACE will inspire them to leave me in peace yaaqqqee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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