Maya Jama dumps Madow Stormzy

Muji

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but when xalimos get dumped by their non-somali boyfriends, they always run back to us somali men. not this time, the jig is up. everyone knows she's damaged goods. pheeeeeeew!

Wallahi she could get a farax if she wanted. Probably even you.
 

Muji

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A farax will hit....no farax worth his soul would marry that trash

Jaydaan you would be an easy mark for her. I would advise her on how to get what she wants from you. But you would be a downgrade from stormzy so I’m sure she’s probably trying to get Idris from Sabrina or will probably settle for another grime artist. Maybe Aj Tracey? Or Wiley?
 

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Jaydaan you would be an easy mark for her. I would advise her on how to get what she wants from you. But you would be a downgrade from stormzy so I’m sure she’s probably trying to get Idris from Sabrina or will probably settle for another grime artist. Maybe Aj Tracey? Or Wiley?
kulaha Idris, I doubt he would go for that bird brain as an A lister, and he's married:mjlol:
she seems more like the unknown rapper type, maybe those grab the habad boys can give her a shot
 
Jaydaan you would be an easy mark for her. I would advise her on how to get what she wants from you. But you would be a downgrade from stormzy so I’m sure she’s probably trying to get Idris from Sabrina or will probably settle for another grime artist. Maybe Aj Tracey? Or Wiley?

I would hit and quit. She also has manly voice which is a turnoff. I like my women femine
 

Muji

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kulaha Idris, I doubt he would go for that bird brain as an A lister, and he's married:mjlol:
she seems more like the unknown rapper type, maybe those grab the habad boys can give her a shot

She doesn’t seem like the brightest maskeenta but at least she used stormzy hype to get the radio 1 gig. I think she peaked at this point
 

Arma

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Really? She's the best looking Somali woman? A 5 minute walk through Shepherds Bush, Finsbury Park, Mile End, and Streatham, you'll find about two dozen xalimos, that would wipe the floor with her.
 

Abdalla

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Looooooooooool

Abdalla you still couldn’t pull her

Walahi i dated the hottest Xalimo in town. I'm sure I could pull her if I was in showbizniz. With low IQ Maya it's even easier. All I have to do is insult isaqs because she hates her isaq dad

:hillarybiz:
 
Let’s not lie compadres . If there are guys out there that marry the neighborhood , Maya Jama would have no problem finding a Farax.

She’s good looking with a nice body and relatively successful in her field. Some guys are not gonna care she dated some Madow rapper.

Expecially when most Mali girls suck d**k in back of cars to some faraxs that don’t care about them. (Why do you think they call us trash all the time LOL)

These ones become nurses, work in HR, etc, wear hijabs and smoke shisha in cafes. And they get married all the time.

She’s gonna have no problems dating who she wants.
 
She’ll be fine. She is pretty seemingly with a decent personality. Would recommend a Kwahi Leonard type guy. Someone to balance out the relationship. Like if someone is more outgoing and wants to shine. The other person being lowkey is a good blend. And just going back and forth with that dynamic.
 

Sophisticate

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Let’s not lie compadres . If there are guys out there that marry the neighborhood , Maya Jama would have no problem finding a Farax.

She’s good looking with a nice body and relatively successful in her field. Some guys are not gonna care she dated some Madow rapper.

Expecially when most Mali girls suck d**k in back of cars to some faraxs that don’t care about them. (Why do you think they call us trash all the time LOL)

These ones become nurses, work in HR, etc, wear hijabs and smoke shisha in cafes. And they get married all the time.

She is fine in the Somali community.

:ileycry: Don't use terms like most. When you don't know what most Somali girls do. Unless you are tracking them all. An impulsive person is just that. And not everyone lacks inhibitions. Anyone that degrades themselves in the manner you described is someone I feel sorry for who has a combination of high risk taking behaviour and/or unresolved aabo issues.
 

madaxweyne

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Let’s not lie compadres . If there are guys out there that marry the neighborhood , Maya Jama would have no problem finding a Farax.

She’s good looking with a nice body and relatively successful in her field. Some guys are not gonna care she dated some Madow rapper.

Expecially when most Mali girls suck d**k in back of cars to some faraxs that don’t care about them. (Why do you think they call us trash all the time LOL)

These ones become nurses, work in HR, etc, wear hijabs and smoke shisha in cafes. And they get married all the time.

She’s gonna have no problems dating who she wants.
Cant belive you triggered Knowles with this comment about halimos man you're a legend from now on:chrisfreshhah::dead1::deadmanny::dead:
 

VixR

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Watch her end up with Boris Johnson :drakelaugh:
Boris Johnson, ‘Ol BJ, the sketch comedy version of Donald Trump. I can’t help but think the UK is actively copying our politics. Someone even posted a congressional ruckus in the British parliament that was full of yelling and swearing at each other lol. I thought, “WTF, now no English accent sounds smart”.
@VixR what kinda music do you listen to?
All kinds, fam. What are you into?
 

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