Manafesto's Guide to getting a date with a Halimo or any girl.
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1.Be your damn self. I know, this sounds stupid but youâd be amazed at how many people donât do this. If youâre a jock, be a damn jock. If youâre a dork, be a damn dork. Nothing sucks worse than false advertising. You donât know exactly what the target of your affections is going to want, so trying to fit some arbitrary mold is just stupid. You might think she wants a tough guy when sheâs turned on by idiots that get dressed up like Harry Potter who likes buy books at the library.
2. Nobody is out of your league. Itâs true. The hottest chick on the planet may end up dating a giant fat kid because she likes fat kids. The cutest football player on the team might date Velma because he likes chicks with glasses. So donât tell yourself that someone is out of your league. Again, you donât know how she will react or what they truly find attractive. Besides, what the holy f*ck do you have to lose?
3. Start out strong. If youâre going to ask someone out you need to start out with a confidence. An opener that starts âThis may sound stupidâ does sound stupid. Youâ begun by saying âItâs ok if you say no.â God DAMNIT no. Itâs not ok. They can say ânoâ but if youâre really OK with that why are you asking in the first place? Donât start out by setting yourself up for failure because you will only fail if you do that. âI was wonderingâŚâ is not much better. Itâs still half assed and doesnât instill any sort of confidence in you. Start with something like âIâd like to buy you dinner.â It is straight to the damn point, easy to understand and confident without being a d|ck.
4.If you want to go out with someone, ask them out. Donât do the friends thing. Becoming someoneâs friend just to date them never works. First off it isnât genuine and second off all youâre doing is avoiding the inevitable. She wonât go out with you because you donât have the courage to just ask. Instead you have to play some twisted mind game. By the time youâve worked up the balls she has moved on because youâre now âjust a friend.â If you want to date someone, just fucking ask. The worst that happens is they say no and you move on. If you do the friends thing, you work it up, build up this huge crush, then ask, get shot down and are utterly devastated. On top of that youâve wasted months that could have been spent chasing other interests.
5. Be sincere and honest. If youâre going to bust out and ask someone for a date, the least you can do is mean it. You can be creative, you can be goofy, you can be blunt but just fucking mean it. Donât ask a chick out because you want to date her friend. That kind of hackneyed bullshit is just lame.
6.Donât be boring. Switch this shit up once in a while. Donât use the same line on everyone you ask out. Eventually youâll just look like a failed player. Again, itâs ok to be goofy and use a silly line. Itâs ok to be straight to the point. Just donât be dull about it.
7. If youâre going to be goofy fucking mean it. If youâve decided to use a line, especially a cheesy or tired line youâre going to look like a dork. The trick here is that you have to make it look like you WANT to look like a dork. You have to OWN the fact that itâs a goofy line. Donât over do it and make it all slap stick and cheesy. A bit of self deprecation can go a long way. It shows that youâre self aware, self confident but not self absorbed if you can make a little fun of yourself when asking. But again, donât set yourself up for failure here. A line that worked once for me âHow many times have you been asked out this week? Ok, so can we just add one to that?â I got the date because I was goofy and confident about it. She turned out to suck in a bad way but f*ck it, thatâs why I asked her out and not to get married. Another one that sounds stupid but could well work: âHey, my friend over there in the mirror is really shy and asked me to come over here and ask you if youâd like to get to know him.â
8. Remember practice makes you perfect and nobody bats a 100. You will get shot down. And sometimes you will get shot down in the most heinous and painful way imaginable. Other times youâll get let off easy. No matter what, suck it up and just let it go. If they let you off nice itâs still a ânoâ and you need to accept that. Donât push it. Donât ask âAhhh come on why not?â Youâll just seem desperate. If sheâs playing yes, play back. But if it seems like an honest let down, accept it and walk. If you get shot down, again, thatâs a ânoâ and just walk away. If you get torn a new one that too is a ânoâ and you need to just walk. Donât bother with a retarded line like âYeah well, you're a Ho⏠anyway.â You asked and its obvious that you got hurt in the rejection. If you have to respond at all a simple âYou know a simple ânoâ would have covered it. There wasnât any need to get nasty and bitter about itâ, just walk away and ask another Halimo. No point in carrying on the conversation.
9. Make female friends Seriously. I know guys that see no reason to talk to a girl unless they're interested, and they can't get anywhere near as many dates as I can. Find a girl that's similar to what you would want in a girl, and befriend her. Mentally "off-limits" her. Take her to Malls and movie theaters, anywhere you would go with friends. If you can maintain a friendship with a hot chick and not get all retarded over her, other hot chicks will fucking flock to you. Plus, friends can help you get dates. I've had female friends go meet women and bring them over to me to introduce us.
After she accepts the date and says Yes
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10. Be hygenic. Is it too much to ask, make sure you don't smell like yesterday's garbage. Don't wear wrinkled, dirty clothes, wear deodorant, wash your damn hair, if you are bald, shine your damn head. BUT DON'T PUT ON PERFUME/COLOGNE. Strong scents are a big turn off to many people. Your shampoo/body wash/deodorant (assuming you freshen yourself up) should give you a nice gentle smell they can remember.
11. Be creative,Anything can be a date. Okay,If you want to stick in someone's mind, don't be the guy who does the same damn stereotypical dinner and movies. Go to the zoo, go to a themepark, go on a damn picnic. Do things you want to do but be creative.
12.Be a fucking gentleman. This doesn't mean you have to do be totally prude, but seriously, get the damn door. Show some class.
So thatâs it, 12 simple rules. They donât guarantee success but they should help take some of y'all rookies out on getting a date with a Halimo or any girl.
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