Ladies, What Will you put in your personal Nikkah contract

[Qeelbax]

1. No Smoking, I dont need my man dying from lung cancer.

2. No Polygamy, enough said. That’s a death wish and I already have a death plan waiting for that unlucky man.

3. Yearly Nikkah. Yeah that’s what I’m talking about

4. If you are infertile, then I will divorce you and you must tell others it was YOU that’s infertile. They are always blaming the woman.

5. Talaq Tafweed, I can initiate divorce

6. I will continue with my studies/work. I will stop if I want too

7. Absolutely not sharing my inheritance.

 

[TheProfessor]

1. No Smoking, I dont need my man dying from lung cancer.

2. No Polygamy, enough said. That’s a death wish and I already have a death plan waiting for that unlucky man.

3. Yearly Nikkah. Yeah that’s what I’m talking about

You posted 7 threads in the span of a few hours don't you have life

 

[a_bilan]

1. No Smoking, I dont need my man dying from lung cancer.

2. No Polygamy, enough said. That’s a death wish and I already have a death plan waiting for that unlucky man.

3. Yearly Nikkah. Yeah that’s what I’m talking about

4. If you are infertile, then I will divorce you and you must tell others it was YOU that’s infertile. They are always blaming the woman.

5. Talaq Tafweed, I can initiate divorce

6. I will continue with my studies/work. I will stop if I want too

7. Absolutely not sharing my inheritance.

We live in North America abaayo. You don't need all this.

 

[Fobnimo Till I Dhimo]

Yearly nikkah huh?

comedy central gahhhdamn

 

[Genie]

wait what do you mean by yearly nikkah sis?

 

[Yaraye]

That's a good set of clauses. Add STD test every month and you're set

 

[Yaraye]

wait what do you mean by yearly nikkah sis?

yeah, I wanna know!

 

[Qeelbax]

wait what do you mean by yearly nikkah sis?

yeah, I wanna know!

Your nikkah money doesn’t have to be once, it can be reoccurring payments. As long as it’s in your nikkah contract.

Example:

“I want 15k at marriage and 10k on every anniversary.”

 

[Somali Saayid]

Yearly Nikkah? What? Is he paying you to be married to him?

Poor man, it's not my life tho

 

[Abdisamad]

This is not a marriage contract, it's I am an immature little girl who likes to play games with you contract, good luck with any poor Farax who's willing to sign on that

 

[Hmohamed54]

1. No Smoking, I dont need my man dying from lung cancer.

2. No Polygamy, enough said. That’s a death wish and I already have a death plan waiting for that unlucky man.

3. Yearly Nikkah. Yeah that’s what I’m talking about

4. If you are infertile, then I will divorce you and you must tell others it was YOU that’s infertile. They are always blaming the woman.

5. Talaq Tafweed, I can initiate divorce

6. I will continue with my studies/work. I will stop if I want too

7. Absolutely not sharing my inheritance.

Seems reasonable sister. Year mehr is basically same as an allowance right?

 

[Somali Saayid]

Two Users
Two Vastly Different Opinions

 

[Basra]

$210,000.00 Meher Sum

Clause Stipulations:

1 One time Sex per month

2 Weekend no cooking

3 Mother in law not welcome for over night stay

4 Vacation trip every six months

 

[A Mean Guy]

$210,000.00 Meher Sum

Clause Stipulations:

1 One time Sex per month

Eedo back at again

 

[Internet Nomad]

Your nikkah money doesn’t have to be once, it can be reoccurring payments. As long as it’s in your nikkah contract.

Example:

“I want 15k at marriage and 10k on every anniversary.”

Subscription wife do i atleast get a discount in ramadan or black history month.

 

[Qeelbax]

This is not a marriage contract, it's I am an immature little girl who likes to play games with you contract, good luck with any poor Farax who's willing to sign on that

Yeah all dat but he won’t be poor

 

[Qeelbax]

Seems reasonable sister. Year mehr is basically same as an allowance right?

I’m not someone who likes gifts or going out. 10k isn’t a lot if I marry someone who’ll make more than me (150k+). I’m not marry a guy who makes less than me.

 

[Qeelbax]

$210,000.00 Meher Sum

Clause Stipulations:

1 One time Sex per month

2 Weekend no cooking

3 Mother in law not welcome for over night stay

4 Vacation trip every six months

6 months? Every 3-4 months

SWE get 7+ weeks PTO, I need to travel

 

[Qeelbax]

That's a good set of clauses. Add STD test every month and you're set

That’s too much. If he cheats and gives me an std, I’ll bleed him dry and charge him with sexual assault

 

[Hmohamed54]

I’m not someone who likes gifts or going out. 10k isn’t a lot if I marry someone who’ll make more than me (150k+). I’m not marry a guy who makes less than me.

I have to ask ? Are what are you willing to do in your marriage ? Besides kids cause that’s always 50/50.