Get with the times. I bring the bacon home so I expect to be treated like the patriarch.
Fix me a plate of caambuulo when I come back from Costco.
That's very forceful of you. I didn't anticipate you'd say that to me. And I don't make caambuulo. Beans are an incomplete protein with just as much starch. That is sure to give you flatulence. And sugar is the devil's candy. The two ingredients should never marry in one dish.