Just had a Chinese Massage

[Nin-culus]

I didn't even plan to get a massage, but I saw a Chinese massage salon as I was walking down the streets in Amsterdam. My neck and shoulders needed a good massage. I was lucky enough that not a cute petit, young indhoyar wasn't assigned to me but an experienced indhoyar eedo with firm hands. At one timepoint I thought she was using a dough roller but it was her majestic hands

Then she put a blanket on my back and started scratching me like I was a USC mooryaan.

All in all, it was 20 euros well spent

Haye, What we really wana know is intee aheyd for dhamaad wanagsan?

labatan gini ma u tuurtay mise way ku dacday oo afartan iyo jarjar bay ka qadatay

Hablaha oo da'da weyn leh waxa maqlay inay raxada boobsiyaan? ma run ba?

 

[Guts]

I was expecting mudane @abdal

I was very very happy. When I went there my muscles were as tight as Basra's rectum and now they're as loose as @Knowles

war ka da

 

[Dalmoor]

Not bad.

 

[Nin-culus]

I was expecting mudane @abdal

war ka da

looooooooooooooool war u naxariso

 

[Nin-culus]

View attachment 68330 Not bad.

i went to a shitty chinese joint earlier this year first experience which was rather painful/uncomfortable no english too and she had the audacity to offer h/e for 20 bakhti

 

[Nin-culus]

young men age 24 - 39 40%

Young women 24 -39 21%

Over 40 13%

crazy statistacs stay strapped up ragow

 

[halwa]

I guess all of that bacha bazi dancing had a toll on your body so you needed that massage.

I don’t blame ya.

 

[Libaaxseendheer]

I work for the state AIDS clinic. I have files of alot of somalis with STD

Wtf, youre rer minnesota?Oh no this place is getting stuffy

 

[Basra]

Wtf, youre rer minnesota?Oh no this place is getting stuffy
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How can u not know that about me? Basra = Minnesota. I am the modferking Queen of Minnesota Troll

 

[Libaaxseendheer]

How can u not know that about me? Basra = Minnesota. I am the modferking Queen of Minnesota Troll

No wonder youre religious. I thought it interesting to see a pious brit.
Also makes sense why you love MJ
soo dhawow abaay
If you recognize a giraffe around town
Introduce yourself

My dumbass sent you a good morning message at midnight thinking i did math and it was morning in uk

 

[Ugaaso]

I didn't even plan to get a massage, but I saw a Chinese massage salon as I was walking down the streets in Amsterdam. My neck and shoulders needed a good massage. I was lucky enough that not a cute petit, young indhoyar wasn't assigned to me but an experienced indhoyar eedo with firm hands. At one timepoint I thought she was using a dough roller but it was her majestic hands

Then she put a blanket on my back and started scratching me like I was a USC mooryaan.

All in all, it was 20 euros well spent

Are you gonna let our imaginations run wild, or tell us what would've happened if your masseuse was young petite cutie?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Why was your neck muscles tight to begin with? What activities do you do with it? Walal, it’s very concerning.

 

[Karim]

Are you gonna let our imaginations run wild, or tell us what would've happened if your masseuse was young petite cutie?

Wow!! We got someone with a dirty mind over here
@Ugaaso do you need a hubby?!!

 

[Ugaaso]

Wow!! We got someone with a dirty mind over here
@Ugaaso do you need a hubby?!!

I'm helping your bachelor a.ss get the details and this is how you thank me?

 

[Karim]

I'm helping your bachelor a.ss get the details and this is how you thank me?

We're Muslims first and we don't need the details of someone else's sexual encounters. You're the one who wanted those specific details. Kkkkkk
Qoftaan nin la'aan ayaa dishay lmao.

 

[Abdalla]

I guess all of that bacha bazi dancing had a toll on your body so you needed that massage.

I don’t blame ya.

Is this the fob version of @Knowles. All these low tier Xalimo wanna be like Miss Holes, but they lack her wit and SSPOT IQ

Why was your neck muscles tight to begin with? Activities do you do with it? Walal, it’s very concerning.

Fake it till you make

Are you gonna let our imaginations run wild, or tell us what would've happened if your masseuse was young petite cutie?

My girl was in the waiting. I'm a loud lover, my aamusi Kari. My version of who's your daddy is ' yaa ku dhalay yaa reer abtigaa ah'

 

[halwa]

Is this the fob version of @Knowles. All these low tier Xalimo wanna be like Miss Holes, but they lack her wit and SSPOT IQ

Fake it till you make


My girl was in the waiting. I'm a loud lover, my aamusi Kari. My version of who's your daddy is ' yaa ku dhalay yaa reer abtigaa ah'

Me and Miss Knowles are two very different people, piggy.

 

[Abdalla]

Me and Miss Knowles are two very different people, piggy.

You're integrating too fast. You just entered Yurub in 2014, take your time.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Abdalla fake what? You're so concerned about my marriage, Boowe macaan, I'm going to send you my wedding video. Send me your address.

 

[halwa]

You're integrating too fast. You just entered Yurub in 2014, take your time.

I was born in Europe, you old piece of shit.