Just had a Chinese Massage

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Abdalla

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I didn't even plan to get a massage, but I saw a Chinese massage salon as I was walking down the streets in Amsterdam. My neck and shoulders needed a good massage. I was lucky enough that not a cute petit, young indhoyar wasn't assigned to me but an experienced indhoyar eedo with firm hands. At one timepoint I thought she was using a dough roller but it was her majestic hands

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Then she put a blanket on my back and started scratching me like I was a USC mooryaan.

All in all, it was 20 euros well spent :samwelcome:
 

munira

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I didn't even plan to get a massage, but I saw a Chinese massage salon as I was walking down the streets in Amsterdam. My neck and shoulders needed a good massage. I was lucky enough that not a cute petit, young indhoyar wasn't assigned to me but an experienced indhoyar eedo with firm hands. At one timepoint I thought she was using a dough roller but it was her majestic hands

71aoAwqrQGL._SX425_.jpg


Then she put a blanket on my back and started scratching me like I was a USC mooryaan.

All in all, it was 20 euros well spent :samwelcome:

I don’t quite understand the concept of a USC moryaan....can you expand on it?
 

Basra

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I didn't even plan to get a massage, but I saw a Chinese massage salon as I was walking down the streets in Amsterdam. My neck and shoulders needed a good massage. I was lucky enough that not a cute petit, young indhoyar wasn't assigned to me but an experienced indhoyar eedo with firm hands. At one timepoint I thought she was using a dough roller but it was her majestic hands

71aoAwqrQGL._SX425_.jpg


Then she put a blanket on my back and started scratching me like I was a USC mooryaan.

All in all, it was 20 euros well spent :samwelcome:


My opinion? I cant share them. They are dirty.
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Basra

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Sis why did abdallah enjoy his trip to the Thai massage parlour. Please enlighten us.


Well....opinion about abdalla i can share. Apparently he prefers a strong large woman to massage him than a petite one. So from that confession i can only conclude abdalla is not an alpha male. He is a petite like thai men, and he wears nerdy reading glasses, and he has a small gu.s, Not to mention, unfortunately, like rkelly, he has HIV :(
 

Muji

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Well....opinion about abdalla i can share. Apparently he prefers a strong large woman to massage him than a petite one. So from that confession i can only conclude abdalla is not an alpha male. He is a petite like thai men, and he wears nerdy reading glasses, and he has a small gu.s, Not to mention, unfortunately, like rkelly, he has HIV :(

Hahahahahahahah the end

Sis I’ve been told a lot of Somalis in the UK have HIV. You were unfortunately right wallahi
 

Basra

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Hahahahahahahah the end

Sis I’ve been told a lot of Somalis in the UK have HIV. You were unfortunately right wallahi


I wont be surprised. Somalis dont like condoms. Very ignorant people. I rather someone be a dh.illo who uses condom than a saint who has sex without condom
 

Basra

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Somalis sleep around too and pretend they don’t subhanallah


Yep. In 10 years, there will be an epidemic. I am like a walking devil lol istaqfurulaah i can read peoples soul looool
 

Basra

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I think there is one and sis we are somali it’s being stepped under the carpet


Thats ok, i dont expect them to announce it. Just take care of yourself. Take medication and protect yourself from other diseases and others. Be mindful.
 
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