Just had a Chinese Massage

[Abdalla]

I didn't even plan to get a massage, but I saw a Chinese massage salon as I was walking down the streets in Amsterdam. My neck and shoulders needed a good massage. I was lucky enough that not a cute petit, young indhoyar wasn't assigned to me but an experienced indhoyar eedo with firm hands. At one timepoint I thought she was using a dough roller but it was her majestic hands

Then she put a blanket on my back and started scratching me like I was a USC mooryaan.

All in all, it was 20 euros well spent

 

[Muji]

Scratching you? I would get tested sxb.

 

[Muji]

@Basra opinion please

 

[munira]

I didn't even plan to get a massage, but I saw a Chinese massage salon as I was walking down the streets in Amsterdam. My neck and shoulders needed a good massage. I was lucky enough that not a cute petit, young indhoyar wasn't assigned to me but an experienced indhoyar eedo with firm hands. At one timepoint I thought she was using a dough roller but it was her majestic hands

Then she put a blanket on my back and started scratching me like I was a USC mooryaan.

All in all, it was 20 euros well spent

I don’t quite understand the concept of a USC moryaan....can you expand on it?

 

[Basra]

I didn't even plan to get a massage, but I saw a Chinese massage salon as I was walking down the streets in Amsterdam. My neck and shoulders needed a good massage. I was lucky enough that not a cute petit, young indhoyar wasn't assigned to me but an experienced indhoyar eedo with firm hands. At one timepoint I thought she was using a dough roller but it was her majestic hands

Then she put a blanket on my back and started scratching me like I was a USC mooryaan.

All in all, it was 20 euros well spent

My opinion? I cant share them. They are dirty.

 

[Muji]

My opinion? I cant share them. They are dirty.

Sis why did abdallah enjoy his trip to the Thai massage parlour. Please enlighten us.

 

[Basra]

Sis why did abdallah enjoy his trip to the Thai massage parlour. Please enlighten us.

Well....opinion about abdalla i can share. Apparently he prefers a strong large woman to massage him than a petite one. So from that confession i can only conclude abdalla is not an alpha male. He is a petite like thai men, and he wears nerdy reading glasses, and he has a small gu.s, Not to mention, unfortunately, like rkelly, he has HIV

 

[Muji]

Well....opinion about abdalla i can share. Apparently he prefers a strong large woman to massage him than a petite one. So from that confession i can only conclude abdalla is not an alpha male. He is a petite like thai men, and he wears nerdy reading glasses, and he has a small gu.s, Not to mention, unfortunately, like rkelly, he has HIV

Hahahahahahahah the end

Sis I’ve been told a lot of Somalis in the UK have HIV. You were unfortunately right wallahi

 

[Guts]

I was expecting mudane @Abdalla to get a happy ending

 

[Basra]

Hahahahahahahah the end

Sis I’ve been told a lot of Somalis in the UK have HIV. You were unfortunately right wallahi

I wont be surprised. Somalis dont like condoms. Very ignorant people. I rather someone be a dh.illo who uses condom than a saint who has sex without condom

 

[Muji]

I wont be surprised. Somalis dont like condoms. Very ignorant people. I rather someone be a dh.illo who uses condom than a saint who has sex without condom

Somalis sleep around too and pretend they don’t subhanallah

 

[Basra]

Somalis sleep around too and pretend they don’t subhanallah

Yep. In 10 years, there will be an epidemic. I am like a walking devil lol istaqfurulaah i can read peoples soul looool

 

[Muji]

Yep. In 10 years, there will be an epidemic. I am like a walking devil lol istaqfurulaah i can read peoples soul looool

I think there is one and sis we are somali it’s being swept under the carpet

 

[Basra]

I think there is one and sis we are somali it’s being stepped under the carpet

Thats ok, i dont expect them to announce it. Just take care of yourself. Take medication and protect yourself from other diseases and others. Be mindful.

 

[Muji]

Thats ok, i dont expect them to announce it. Just take care of yourself. Take medication and protect yourself from other diseases and others. Be mindful.

What’s it like in Minnesota

 

[Basra]

What’s it like in Minnesota

I work for the state AIDS clinic. I have files of alot of somalis with STD

 

[Muji]

I work for the state AIDS clinic. I have files of alot of somalis with STD

Older generation ir mixed?

 

[Abdalla]

I was expecting mudane @Abdalla to get a happy ending

I was very very happy. When I went there my muscles were as tight as Basra's rectum and now they're as loose as @Knowles

 

[Basra]

Older generation ir mixed?

young men age 24 - 39 40%

Young women 24 -39 21%

Over 40 13%

 

[Basra]

I was very very happy. When I went there my muscles were as tight as Basra's rectum and now they're as loose as @Knowles