Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
after a marathon journey from Ohio and 2 stops later I landed in the land of Erdogan. The Passport control line was long as when you trying to exit a masjid on a Friday Juma. However, once I got the passport control person I was nicely let inside the country.
I took the metro to my hotel.
Here are my impressions:
The Turks are color blind, no one glances at you. They go about their business. They are polite and helpful.
They have these aggressive hagglers, people who stand front of businesses who will harass you to come into their establishment.
The Turks are very fashionable people. Men and women alike are beautiful. They dress very well. There people are slim. Their men look like that Salt Bae guy. Their women look like Norwegian females. It’s not what I’ve expected. They look very progressive looking people.
They have an awesome transportation system, cheap and convenient.
Now let’s looh at the negative side.
The Turks might as well be gaalos. Attaturk has rendered them gaalos. Every restaurant and store serves alcohol. Qoomu-luudhs hold hands in the open. Naagos roam around wearing short skirts. Couples kissing in the open.
Their business cater to tourist that I’m afraid the moment this country suffers from a boycott a lot of people will be unemployed.
There are scam artist everywhere. The hotel I was at scammed me on my checkout. A guy knocked on my door one day and handed me a bottled water. I thought the bottled water in the fridge was free. I was charged $28. Their bottled waters are like $.30c
I ran into 5 Somali military trainees. They were all drunk and were holding a bottle. I couldn’t believe it.
I took the metro to my hotel.
Here are my impressions:
The Turks are color blind, no one glances at you. They go about their business. They are polite and helpful.
They have these aggressive hagglers, people who stand front of businesses who will harass you to come into their establishment.
The Turks are very fashionable people. Men and women alike are beautiful. They dress very well. There people are slim. Their men look like that Salt Bae guy. Their women look like Norwegian females. It’s not what I’ve expected. They look very progressive looking people.
They have an awesome transportation system, cheap and convenient.
Now let’s looh at the negative side.
The Turks might as well be gaalos. Attaturk has rendered them gaalos. Every restaurant and store serves alcohol. Qoomu-luudhs hold hands in the open. Naagos roam around wearing short skirts. Couples kissing in the open.
Their business cater to tourist that I’m afraid the moment this country suffers from a boycott a lot of people will be unemployed.
There are scam artist everywhere. The hotel I was at scammed me on my checkout. A guy knocked on my door one day and handed me a bottled water. I thought the bottled water in the fridge was free. I was charged $28. Their bottled waters are like $.30c
I ran into 5 Somali military trainees. They were all drunk and were holding a bottle. I couldn’t believe it.