JEROME IN THE HOUSE will humiliate me for posting this vlog

[Grigori Rasputin]

I already know he is gonna say “ Adeer, now! That’s how you do a vlog”


And this is what I did

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

She keeps looking like a whole man each day, she should test her testerone levels.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

I already know he is gonna say “ Adeer, now! That’s how you do a vlog”


And this is what I did

Warya from now on
I am expecting top quality videos. You have taken the videos and seen how well other people make their videos.

I need not camera work . Not some worldstar hip hop cameraman.

 

[Abdalla]

She keeps looking like a whole man each day, she should test her testerone levels.

Wtf happened to her?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Warya from now on
I am expecting top quality videos. You have taken the videos and seen how well other people make their videos.

I need not camera work . Not some worldstar hip hop cameraman.

Waayahay adeer

It will be difficult but I’ll try. It’s like me asking you to change your qabiil, your ostracized qabiil (sorry adeer for the discrimination), to change to the upper echelon qabiils.

Have you thought about your prospect into marrying other Somali qabiil? It’s next to 0 Dory adeer but you’re doomed

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

She keeps looking like a whole man each day, she should test her testerone levels.

I’m speechless

 

[Kaiser]

What the hell happen to the so called "somaliland", when did their woman start looking like gorillas.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Waayahay adeer

It will be difficult but I’ll try. It’s like me asking you to change your qabiil, your ostracized qabiil (sorry adeer for the discrimination), to change to the upper echelon qabiils.

Have you thought about your prospect into marrying other Somali qabiil? It’s next to 0 Dory adeer but you’re doomed

Aww yea I Learned about that issue earlier this year. Once my mom told me about it I giggled.

I honeslty always assumed I was going to marry a non somali before learning about that issue wallahi. @Crow don’t don’t get angry yet. You can’t blame me. I was always around a lot of non Somalis.

But anyways
These days I’m not sure if somali females around my age are qabilist. My cousin(a family friend really consider him family) over the summer told me how a chick was wondering if he was gabooye. He replied with yea he is. Which was a lie cause he is really Ogaden. She stopped replying to him.

At this point honestly. I don’t really like to waste time. Especially on a female. Even though I’m not a qabilsit I still know about the marriage issue

So Horta I’m a talkative person and can be pretty straight forward. If I’m in a situation where I’m interested in a xalimo. I have planned on stating to her that “ if your parents are qabilist or if your a qabilist as well than please don’t waste my time”. So many fish in the see for me to waste my time on a qabilist.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Aww yea I Learned about that issue earlier this year. Once my mom told me about it I giggled.

I honeslty always assumed I was going to marry a non somali before learning about that issue wallahi. @Crow don’t don’t get angry yet. You can’t blame me. I was always around a lot of non Somalis.

But anyways
These days I’m not sure if somali females around my age are qabilist. My cousin(a family friend really consider him family) over the summer told me how a chick was wondering if he was gabooye. He replied with yea he is. Which was a lie cause he is really Ogaden. She stopped replying to him.

At this point honestly. I don’t really like to waste time. Especially on a female. Even though I’m not a qabilsit I still know about the marriage issue

So Horta I’m a talkative person and can be pretty straight forward. If I’m in a situation where I’m interested in a xalimo. I have planned on stating to her that “ if your parents are qabilist or if your a qabilist as well than please don’t waste my time”. So many fish in the see for me to waste my time on a qabilist.

From your writing I can see that you haven’t felt the potency of this issue. But as you get older I’m afraid for your mental status. Somali people are one the few most background clanist people known to mankind. You’ll definitely will come across crushing dismissal of you. You’ll come across folks taking you lightly. Folks seeing you as beneath them. You’ll see son, good luck!

I’ll be 100% with you, I wouldn’t give you my daughter Not because I’m qabiilist but would fear for my grandchildren. There’s nothing against you adeer but I can’t suffer for your own battle

 

[Crow]

Aww yea I Learned about that issue earlier this year. Once my mom told me about it I giggled.

I honeslty always assumed I was going to marry a non somali before learning about that issue wallahi. @Crow don’t don’t get angry yet. You can’t blame me. I was always around a lot of non Somalis.

But anyways
These days I’m not sure if somali females around my age are qabilist. My cousin(a family friend really consider him family) over the summer told me how a chick was wondering if he was gabooye. He replied with yea he is. Which was a lie cause he is really Ogaden. She stopped replying to him.

At this point honestly. I don’t really like to waste time. Especially on a female. Even though I’m not a qabilsit I still know about the marriage issue

So Horta I’m a talkative person and can be pretty straight forward. If I’m in a situation where I’m interested in a xalimo. I have planned on stating to her that “ if your parents are qabilist or if your a qabilist as well than please don’t waste my time”. So many fish in the see for me to waste my time on a qabilist.

Lie about your qabiil. Steal your cousin's lineage and conquer four qabilist women. Then tell them the truth after they each give you five children.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

From your writing I can see that you haven’t felt the potency of this issue. But as you get older I’m afraid for your mental status. Somali people are one the few most background clanist people known to mankind. You’ll definitely will come across crushing dismissal of you. You’ll come across folks taking you lightly. Folks seeing you as beneath them. You’ll see son, good luck!

I’ll be 100% with you, I wouldn’t give you my daughter Not because I’m qabiilist but would fear for my grandchildren. There’s nothing against you adeer but I can’t suffer for your own battle

I don’t live in Somalia. I don’t plan on living there either. I haven’t faced any clan discrimination ever besides being called the m word on here.

If I meet someone in the states with a superiority complex than I will simply not associate with them.

I don’t give a flying f*ck about your daughter she will probably be crazy like you.

If some niggas think I’m a black magic Jewish somali wizard than let them think that wallahi. I can’t do anything.

The only change in mental state I have experienced so far is that I have had more thoughts on helping the minorities back home instead of just greater Somalia in general.
I don’t want to help someone but than moments later get called a midgaaaaan

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Wtf happened to her?

Nacaladnimo happened to her... don’t be blm and Somaliland sjw at the same time!!!

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Lie about your qabiil. Steal your cousin's lineage and conquer four qabilist women. Then tell them the truth after they each give you five children.

:siilaanyolaugh: It’s petty and funny
But I’ll pass. I don’t want to false claim anything.

I like the idea of being a wizard

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Jerome in the house Gabooye girls in MN are drop dead gorgeous. And all them are either in Ivy League school, or have good careers. They’re also respected in the community. You will never hear a gabooye girl doing some dumb shit. Don’t ever worry about getting a gorgeous wife because gabooye women are in a league of their own. I happen to be friends with gorgeous gabooye girls who also have younger sisters who are stunners.


You’re a Somali king, don’t ever in your mind think that you’re not worthy to marry another Somali girl.


Let your education, money and stuntin on these hoe talk for you!!!


Broke my heart reading some of your replies.

 

[Sophisticate]

@Jerome in the house Gabooye girls in MN are drop dead gorgeous. And all them are either in Ivy League school, or have good careers. They’re also respected in the community. You will never hear a gabooye girl doing some dumb shit. Don’t ever worry about getting a gorgeous wife because gabooye women are in a league of their own. I happen to be friends with gorgeous gabooye girls who also have younger sisters who are stunners.


You’re a Somali king, don’t ever in your mind think that you’re not worthy to marry another Somali girl.


Let your education, money and stuntin on these hoe talk for you!!!


Broke my heart reading some of your replies.

I agree, the best looking guys I went to school with were from that clan. In fact, I would put them in my top ten list. Tall, perfect skin tone, athletic, health-conscious, intelligent, religious and charitable. What's not to like. The Somalis girls would always wonder why these near perfect guys wouldn't really talk to them (keep to themselves). I spoke to them a couple of times and they were really forthcoming. One became a doctor and the other is a lawyer.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

@Jerome in the house Gabooye girls in MN are drop dead gorgeous. And all them are either in Ivy League school, or have good careers. They’re also respected in the community. You will never hear a gabooye girl doing some dumb shit. Don’t ever worry about getting a gorgeous wife because gabooye women are in a league of their own. I happen to be friends with gorgeous gabooye girls who also have younger sisters who are stunners.


You’re a Somali king, don’t ever in your mind think that you’re not worthy to marry another Somali girl.


Let your education, money and stuntin on these hoe talk for you!!!


Broke my heart reading some of your replies.

I agree, the best looking guys I went to school with were from that clan. In fact, I would put them in my top ten list. Tall, perfect skin tone, athletic, health-conscious, intelligent, religious and charitable. What's not to like. The Somalis girls would always wonder why these near perfect guys wouldn't really talk to them (keep to themselves). I spoke to them a couple of times and they were really forthcoming. One became a doctor and the other is a lawyer.

Oh fam wallahi my bad.
I just said it so casually while I was eating my Frosted Flakes.

BUTS ITS ME FAM JEROME NIGGA I DONT GIVE A FLYING f*ck ABOUT NO HATERS.

Wallahi screw the haters. I lived life so far not worrying about qabilist people. I still plan on doing that. I am Somali by the end of the day . I’m not letting some old ass folk tales ruin my life.

I already plan on bossing up and flexing on these hoes

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[Manafesto]

The Gaboye girls are mashallah, pure original somali tribe, that qabiil marrying bullcrap is over , I don't think such dumb ancient laws matter anymore,



afterall the somali girls are at the bottom of the ocean swiming with snakes and ocoptupus.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

The Gaboye girls are mashallah, pure original somali tribe, that qabiil marrying bullcrap is over , I don't think such dumb ancient laws matter anymore,



afterall the somali girls are at the bottom of the ocean swiming with snakes and ocoptupus.

Oh shit. What’s up manefesto haven’t seen you here in awhile. How you been fam

 

[Manafesto]

Oh shit. What’s up manefesto haven’t seen you here in awhile. How you been fam

Good mashallah bro chilling, imagine if you set up a hidden camera on you and start asking random Odayaal at coffee shops for a help for the blessing in their recent engaged(Masaafo) daughter like a prank.


Jerome in the house: Adeer My name is Abdi and I just got married to your daughter 50 miles away.

Oday holds his heart like he is stabbed Yaah..

Jerome in the house: we thought about letting y'all know about your only daughter's little wedding but your daughter strongly suggested against it. She said you folks don't marry Gaboye for centuries , It is a honor to broke that cylcle

Oday:... (Gripping his cane) War naga tag Ciyaal suuqyahow.