Jacael

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  1. SOULSEARCHING

    SOULSEARCHING

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    So last night I couldn't go to sleep and was bored, so i look at my facebook and there's this Somali guy from kenya who's been calling me for the last 2 weeks..

    So im like let me waste some time and messaged him back
    Me - "asc walal"
    He was online and meesaged me back
    Him- "setahay, familyga ka waran, ma ku so wici kara?"

    Me : " haa"

    I pick up, and he thanks me for giving him a "Janis" (chance)
    to speak to me lol

    The guy was quite smooth, he's like ill be your Somali teacher, and give you some lessons every day at this time, make sure you are avaliable - the guy was struggling with his english , he was choking on it lmao.

    And ill be his English teacher he said..
    I was dying of laughter through out the conversation , straight away kulaha come to kenya we get married and ill give you ilmo lool, im like this our first time talking simmer down farraxow

    He sent me his photos n all that and he's handsome mashallah.

    I think I'm in love I don't care if the language is a barrier. Has anyone here married someone from Africa or back home??
    And how did it go?
     
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  2. Farhiya 687

    Farhiya 687

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    That’s cute. The smooth talkers are the one you gotta be careful about. When you’re under his hypnotic love spell. Next thing you know he emptied your bank account.
    :jcoleno:
     
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  3. SOULSEARCHING

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    So true, im very gullible and im not experienced in these stuff
     
  4. Farhiya 687

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    It’s ok very understandable taking into account your low experience. But yeah our intuition is often right. Sometimes I get bad vibes about a guy turns out true.
     
  5. geeljire madaxweyne

    geeljire madaxweyne

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    :cosbyhmm:maybe I should take a hint and bomb every hot girls messages until i get a replay
     
  6. SOULSEARCHING

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    Don't give up lool
    Xalimo could be sleepless like me and reply to yr DM
     
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  7. yas/London

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    Are you my twin Sister? I chat rubbish to the Kenyan Somali Men on Facebook when I can’t sleep. One wants to marry me in Mombasa and the other I’m teaching English to, I haven’t spoken to him in 2 Months. They’re funny! Their game is tight, some of the stuff they say to me I’m in hysterics. Best diaspora hands down! Don’t fall in love with them, they just want your western Passport don’t be fooled.
     
  8. SOULSEARCHING

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    They're so funny to talk too, im gonna make a habbit to talk to them and train my shukansi skills and af Somali
     
  9. yas/London

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    Make sure you get some Ethiopian Somali Friends on Facebook, they are even better to talk to. The stuff they tell me what’s going on over there is better than, universal tv, horn cable and bbc Somalia .

    To the rest of you reading this message.
    Where do you think I get my information from...
    I even speak to Mogadishu and my Somali is dead. I’m really a white Woman, that’s what they call me. Yaaaassmin caddey,
     
  10. yas/London

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    Anyway darlings I’m off now, I hope you all have a brilliant night wherever you are.
    It’s my last weekend ever to turn up! Getting old, in 30 minutes I’m going to be a year older. Don’t worry I’ll be married by the end of this year. Inshallah
     
  11. Beri hore

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    You 31 yrs old?:kanyehmm:
    You should get married and leave this brain-washing site asap
     
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