It's Saturday night and you haven't worked out yet? What are you even doing with your life

[JohnCena]

GETCHO LAZY ASS TO THE GYM RIGHT NOW

 

[Keep it a boqol]

she fine Mashallah

 

[Fobnimo Till I Dhimo]

Skinny faraxs will be extinct by 2030.
Viva la revolution

 

[JohnCena]

Skinny faraxs will be extinct by 2030.
Viva la revolution

We will make Somalia a top 5 worldpower due to our muscular stature by then as well

 

[Osama-bin Al-ballin]

If she's at the gym I'll start paying rent there

 

[Yaraye]

If she's at the gym I'll start paying rent there

she'll video tape you and accuse you of sexual harassment

 

[Osama-bin Al-ballin]

she'll video tape you and accuse you of sexual harassment

I fear Allah so I'd probably get my halal daily glance wouldn't be a weirdo about it, track her dad down from the local masjid and follow up from there. Hopefully he accepts me if not I'll pray tahajud, and leave it in Allah SWT hands. Worse case scenario he gives me the thumbs up after a thorough background check and she still rejects me.