It’s time for me to settle down. And I need a farax

[Sophisticate]

I’m just being myself
I don’t know what game you're talking about

That game. See you're not even trying and you got my attention.

 

[YourBroMoe]

Good luck fam.

 

[Always Lit]

That game. See you're not even trying and you got my attention.

@Jake from State Farm ayeeyos need love too and what better one than a chaste ayeeyo.


jerome is funny when he doesnt try. Match made in jannah.

 

[Sophisticate]

@Jake from State Farm ayeeyos need love too and what better one than a chaste ayeeyo.

jerome is funny when he doesnt try. Match made in jannah.
:samwelcome:

[IMG]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SkeletalPartialGnu-small.gif[/IMG]

 

[Always Lit]

[IMG]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SkeletalPartialGnu-small.gif[/IMG]

that was rude.

 

[AussieHustler]

Sorry man, I'm not a cuck so I can never be a sperm donor, unfortunately. Only way @Knowles is getting access to my sperm is if she was my wife and I would make her a good submissive housewife if we were married. Her feminist views and crusade against Somali men wouldn't exist since I fill all the requirements of a perfect Farax.

@Knowles

The stage is yours. Your response!!!

 

[madaxweyne]

what knowles wants to settle down with a an unsuspecting farax

anyways am sure it wont be a problem too many low self esteem faraxs out thier
for her to cuff up then divorce rape him and take his house money car and kids away at femenist family court

feminism is about equality

 

[Muji]

@Knowles

The stage is yours. Your response!!!

Walal this thread was made in order to seek advice on how to trap a man

You turned this in to a plea for mariage with someone from Somalispot

Maybe since this is your derailment you should formulate a response

 

[Zahra]

i want to get married soon guys. I’ll need tips on how to appear as if I am wifey material.

So far I can cook, I hate cleaning and I go off on rants about Somali men

I’m trying to work on this but what’s the best way to settle down and appear attractive to Somali men

Also in terms of men, I don’t want a man who is too religious or mentally ill, he has to work a good job, he has to be funny, he can’t be a former hoe, he can’t be darkskin, he can’t be emotional. As you can see I’m not very fussy at all.

As much I value the opinions of a woman only a man can tell me what men look for.

First of all it's not about appearing as someone who can be a wife, its about actually being able to be a wife. It's not as simple as knowing basic life skills such as cooking and cleaning. Yes men of course want a woman who can cook them a nice meal and keep a home descent but theres so much more. I know your looking for advice from men but as a woman and being married I can give you a few things to keep in mind. First of all a man wants a woman is confident in who she is. A woman who isnt insecure. Meaning he doesn't want a wife who at the sight of a call or text from maybe a female work mate , shes getting upset or feels as if everytime her husband steps out the door hes cheating on her or messing around. So be secure and confident, know that he has married you and has settled down. Second, a man wants a woman who isn't 100 percent dependent on him, have your own hobbies, hang out with your girlfriends, work, and show him that you can do your own thing without being up his butt 24/7. 3rd a man is ultimately looking for the woman he could marry that he feels will be a good person to become the mother of his children. I see you stated that he cant be to religious, which to be honest you shouldn't say that. Maybe a religious man can teach you something you lack in. You then say you don't want a dark skinned guy, but lets not let the tone of someones skin determine whether or not their suitable for you. It sounds wrong and maybe the caramel or light skinned guy doesnt come close to as the dark skinned guy who might be a better husband for you. And you say he has to have a good job but many times women complain there husbands work to much but that's how hes able to live a nice and comfortable job with that good job thats takes up many of his hours every week, so remember dont complain in the future if he has a good job but works hard and long hours. Ultimately remember you cant expect everything in your mental checklist for a spouse to be what you will end up with. Keep an open mind and the person you least expect will catch your attention. And be prepared and know that everyone has a past, so even if he has messed around in the past, or has been known to have a flirty personality you shouldn't judge him. That's the past and you and him will build a future.

 

[Invader]

First of all it's not about appearing as someone who can be a wife, its about actually being able to be a wife. It's not as simple as knowing basic life skills such as cooking and cleaning. Yes men of course want a woman who can cook them a nice meal and keep a home descent but theres so much more. I know your looking for advice from men but as a woman and being married I can give you a few things to keep in mind. First of all a man wants a woman is confident in who she is. A woman who isnt insecure. Meaning he doesn't want a wife who at the sight of a call or text from maybe a female work mate , shes getting upset or feels as if everytime her husband steps out the door hes cheating on her or messing around. So be secure and confident, know that he has married you and has settled down. Second, a man wants a woman who isn't 100 percent dependent on him, have your own hobbies, hang out with your girlfriends, work, and show him that you can do your own thing without being up his butt 24/7. 3rd a man is ultimately looking for the woman he could marry that he feels will be a good person to become the mother of his children. I see you stated that he cant be to religious, which to be honest you shouldn't say that. Maybe a religious man can teach you something you lack in. You then say you don't want a dark skinned guy, but lets not let the tone of someones skin determine whether or not their suitable for you. It sounds wrong and maybe the caramel or light skinned guy doesnt come close to as the dark skinned guy who might be a better husband for you. And you say he has to have a good job but many times women complain there husbands work to much but that's how hes able to live a nice and comfortable job with that good job thats takes up many of his hours every week, so remember dont complain in the future if he has a good job but works hard and long hours. Ultimately remember you cant expect everything in your mental checklist for a spouse to be what you will end up with. Keep an open mind and the person you least expect will catch your attention. And be prepared and know that everyone has a past, so even if he has messed around in the past, or has been known to have a flirty personality you shouldn't judge him. That's the past and you and him will build a future.

could you simplify that please

 

[Zahra]

could you simplify that please

It's a real and honest opinion, you dont have to read it.

 

[Lostbox]

@Knowles

This is stupid. I don't even know 80% what women do catch men and I was grow up with five sisters.

I don't understand is why you girls on this site are struggling or making sound like your only option are low quality Somalis men? @Knowles what are you even looking for?



Even my third sister with her personality, stubbornness and short temper manage settled a guy that own a midsize business(
He owns multiple call centers ).




What background are you all from? Can't you ask parents or by yourself meet up and talk with multiple successful men in are community? They are countless.

 

[AussieHustler]

@Knowles

This is stupid. I don't even know 80% what women do catch men and I was grow up with five sisters.

I don't understand is why you girls on this site are struggling or making sound like your only option are low quality Somalis men? @Knowles what are you even looking for?



Even my third sister with her personality, stubbornness and short temper manage settled a guy that own a midsize business(
He owns multiple call centers ).




What background are you all from? Can't you ask parents or by yourself meet up and talk with multiple successful men in are community?

@Lostbox

You just described (Highlighted text) @Knowles does your brother-in-law have a brother like him?

 

[Farjano-Walad]

You’re not giving me any practical advice. What turns men off? Is it intelligence, being opinionated or do they not like airheads. I need to transform my self to whatever this person is before the summer as that’s wedding season.

why not just be yourself and why transform or fake who you are?

you said yuo dont want a religious guy, so God might give you a guy who drinks, drugs, shags ladies on the side, will use escorts, its what you truly want when you say i dont want a guy who is religious,

as you think you shall become, as you act you shall be,

 

[p!nkglitter]

Act and take advice from ypir mom and ayeeyo.
They are what man look for. Typical karti in a somali women. Obey your husband at all times

tell a lie my mum wears the trousers in the relationship my dad obeys my mum.
matriarchy all the way nig nog

 

[Suldaanka]

tell a lie my mum wears the trousers in the relationship my dad obeys my mum.
matriarchy all the way nig nog

Where did you come from. Who's alt account is this.
I bet your ayeeyos also wore the pants?

 

[Lostbox]

@Cognitivedissonance why the dislike?