It’s time for me to settle down. And I need a farax

[Muji]

i want to get married soon guys. I’ll need tips on how to appear as if I am wifey material.

So far I can cook, I hate cleaning and I go off on rants about Somali men

I’m trying to work on this but what’s the best way to settle down and appear attractive to Somali men

Also in terms of men, I don’t want a man who is too religious or mentally ill, he has to work a good job, he has to be funny, he can’t be a former hoe, he can’t be darkskin, he can’t be emotional. As you can see I’m not very fussy at all.

As much I value the opinions of a woman only a man can tell me what men look for.

 

[Pastoralite]

he can’t be darkskin

 

[munira]

Do you dislike men to the point, your mocking their criteria? Lol

Cooking and cleaning is a women’s job. However, the same way men expect their wif/ve to be ridiculously exceptional, you can do the same thing. Ask for a man who will give 50k mehr, owns two houses has a Benz,etc.


Islamically, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a gold digger.

 

[The alchemist]

First of all never talk like this in front of any farax or any man for that matter.

"Sis remaining a virgin is important aspect of my feminist belief. When you have sex with a man you are letting him hold his weight over you, remove your garments and pierce you with his male genitalia. You are basically allowing a man to dominate you and hold over you body parts that you don’t have. It’s the female Id brain calling for its own patriarchal subordination."

My dickk shrank few inches, so never do that again please. As long as you keep your hatred for men to yourself, then i think you might find a gullible miskeen like @Mercury around the corner. There is someone out there for everyone.

You should also stop being adamant about your views on feminism and learn to compromise, because a relationship is all about compromises. You can't wage war against men and expect your man to be ok with it. And if he is, then you should check if he has a penis between his legs.

 

[Suldaanka]

First of all never talk like this in front of any farax or any man for that matter.

"Sis remaining a virgin is important aspect of my feminist belief. When you have sex with a man you are letting him hold his weight over you, remove your garments and pierce you with his male genitalia. You are basically allowing a man to dominate you and hold over you body parts that you don’t have. It’s the female Id brain calling for its own patriarchal subordination."

My dickk shrank few inches, so never do that again please. As long as you keep your hatred for men to yourself, then i think you might find a gullible miskeen like @Mercury around the corner. There is someone out there for everyone.

You should also stop being adamant about your views on feminism and learn to compromise, because a relationship is all about compromises. You can't wage war against men and expect your man to be ok with it. And if he is, then you should check if he has a penis between his legs.

I thinks summarizes everything.
Expect to be dominated. At all times or the angels will curse you.

 

[Muji]

First of all never talk like this in front of any farax or any man for that matter.

"Sis remaining a virgin is important aspect of my feminist belief. When you have sex with a man you are letting him hold his weight over you, remove your garments and pierce you with his male genitalia. You are basically allowing a man to dominate you and hold over you body parts that you don’t have. It’s the female Id brain calling for its own patriarchal subordination."

My dickk shrank few inches, so never do that again please. As long as you keep your hatred for men to yourself, then i think you might find a gullible miskeen like @Mercury around the corner. There is someone out there for everyone.

You should also stop being adamant about your views on feminism and learn to compromise, because a relationship is all about compromises. You can't wage war against men and expect your man to be ok with it. And if he is, then you should check if he has a penis between his legs.

You’re not giving me any practical advice. What turns men off? Is it intelligence, being opinionated or do they not like airheads. I need to transform my self to whatever this person is before the summer as that’s wedding season.

 

[Suldaanka]

You’re not giving me any practical advice. What turns men off? Is it intelligence, being opinionated or do they not like airheads. I need to transform my self to whatever this person is before the summer as that’s wedding season.

Act and take advice from ypir mom and ayeeyo.
They are what man look for. Typical karti in a somali women. Obey your husband at all times

 

[Mercury]

First of all never talk like this in front of any farax or any man for that matter.

"Sis remaining a virgin is important aspect of my feminist belief. When you have sex with a man you are letting him hold his weight over you, remove your garments and pierce you with his male genitalia. You are basically allowing a man to dominate you and hold over you body parts that you don’t have. It’s the female Id brain calling for its own patriarchal subordination."

My dickk shrank few inches, so never do that again please. As long as you keep your hatred for men to yourself, then i think you might find a gullible miskeen like @Mercury around the corner. There is someone out there for everyone.

You should also stop being adamant about your views on feminism and learn to compromise, because a relationship is all about compromises. You can't wage war against men and expect your man to be ok with it. And if he is, then you should check if he has a penis between his legs.

What you mean gullible?

 

[Bentley]

bruh you been dissing Somali guys for years you should be slapped across the face tbh

 

[The alchemist]

You’re not giving me any practical advice. What turns men off? Is it intelligence, being opinionated or do they not like airheads. I need to transform my self to whatever this person is before the summer as that’s wedding season.

I like a woman with a humor, and i think most guys also. Be intelligent, but don't talk down on people or be arrogant. Accept your feminine side, because a man only chooses a woman that makes him feel more powerful and like a man. At least i do. I know your feminist indoctrination has made you believe that being submissive is a bad thing, but to be honest, the most powerful women knows when to be submissive and play it to her strength. The women i have liked the most are the ones that can be playful with their feminine side, and men seek this. Like a hypnotist. And probably you need to hang out with real cultured xalimos, not these useless westernized ones who imitate white culture. You need to change your attitude also, men are not particular and we don't like to argue about stupid shit, and i know your type of woman, you find miniscule things and make it a big case. Take life less serious.

You wanted my perspective, this is mine. And don't jump on me with this feminist crazy talk for giving you an advice.

 

[The alchemist]

What you mean gullible?

It means you're a good guy

 

[Muji]

I like a woman with a humor, and i think most guys also. Be intelligent, but don't talk down to people or be arrogant. Accept your feminine side, because a man only chooses a woman that makes him feel more powerful and like a man. At least i do. I know your feminist indoctrination has made you believe that being submissive is a bad thing, but to be honest, the most powerful women knows when to be submissive and play it to her strength. The women i have liked the most are the ones that can be playful with their feminine side, and men seek this. Like a hypnotist. And probably you need to hang out with real cultured xalimos, not these useless westernized ones who imitate white culture. You need to change your attitude also, men are not particular and we don't like to argue about stupid shit, and i know your type of woman, you find miniscule things and make it a big case. Take life less serious.

You wanted my perspective, this is mine. And don't jump on me with this feminist crazy talk for giving you an advice.

This is great advice and something I can fake to trap a farax.

 

[Saahid Qamaan]

I have a soft spot for Knowles I sincerely hope she gets what her hearts desires. She is conflicted and thus wants to move on and settle down.

Nothing in life is 100% and we often have lists of criteria of things we don't want in a partner which are things we experienced with or have ourselves. Inner fears and shackles.

I believe you attract what you are therefore our journey of self improvement shall not stop and with believe and faith that important hurdle of marrying can be overcome.

Everything is working in progress even when you settle down, the struggle continues.

I agree with your points to regards what you want from a future spouse.

A good understanding of Islam is not often a given and many of us are woefully miseducated but what stops you educating yourself on religious matters and forming a cohesive belief?

 

[Baki]

@Knowles does your trolling know no limits ? you posted this not long ago.

I would only have sex to get pregnant. This will probably be a few days in the year when my eggs are ripe and my astrology says I’m the most fertile. Once I’ve had the two kids, sex is off the table. The thought of an abdi humping and grinding over me and deriving sexual gratification from it haunts me.

Also I will do my best to ensure that it isn’t a positive experience for him. My body will lay cold and dead for 2 mins and when the deed is done I will kick him off of me and tell him he is unlovable.

Why do you want a faraax all of a sudden ? what happend to Rick the white boy, or Tyrone ?
or is it because your tired of hooyo screaming in your ear and you need a way out, that way out being a poor unsuspecting faraax to be used as cannon foder, waaq shirtadaa ha nagaa heyow.

 

[TekNiKo]

I feel sorry for the Poor Faarax you bamboozle

 

[Abdalla]

Restore surgically your hymen. I think the NHS refunds hymen surgeories.

Best of luck Knowles. Your personality compensates for what you lack in the looks department unlike @sophisticate whose looks compensate for her lack of personality.

 

[Muji]

@Knowles does your trolling know no limits ? you posted this not long ago.

I would only have sex to get pregnant. This will probably be a few days in the year when my eggs are ripe and my astrology says I’m the most fertile. Once I’ve had the two kids, sex is off the table. The thought of an abdi humping and grinding over me and deriving sexual gratification from it haunts me.

Also I will do my best to ensure that it isn’t a positive experience for him. My body will lay cold and dead for 2 mins and when the deed is done I will kick him off of me and tell him he is unlovable.

Why do you want a faraax all of a sudden ? what happend to Rick the white boy, or Tyrone ?
or is it because your tired of hooyo screaming in your ear and you need a way out, that way out being a poor unsuspecting faraax to be used as cannon foder, waaq shirtadaa ha nagaa heyow.

Yes I need an excuse to get out of the house

 

[Abdalla]

All that’s required is a hymen

No but it makes a lot easier.

 

[4head]

Good luck sister.

 

[Always Lit]

God Have mercy on your soul. You are so restless.