Isn't it amazing how Somalia is the only homogenous country in Africa?

[Amira]

It's so interesting. Every other country in Africa has dozens of ethnic groups, languages, different cultures and religions. But Somalia is just one ethnic group, language, religion and culture. Why is this? I've always wondered why.

 

[Bahal]

War

 

[DrippinglyWet]

It's in our blood too Remove Bantus and Habeshas

 

[xisaabiye]

The colonialists could've done that for other countries as well

 

[Prince of Lasanod]

It's so interesting. Every other country in Africa has dozens of ethnic groups, languages, different cultures and religions. But Somalia is just one ethnic group, language, religion and culture. Why is this? I've always wondered why.

We dealt with the other ethnic groups 2000 years ago

 

[Bahal]

We dealt with the other ethnic groups 2000 years ago

Before 1850, no Somali lived on the other side of the Jubba until the Darood expelled the Oromo

 

[Arman]

That's because our country is smaller than it's supposed to be. Our nomadism made us an expansionist people. We conquered most the horn when our population probably didn't exceed 5 million. If colonials didn't come, we could've conquered most of East Africa by now. If our tribes had all united, we could also conquer the Xabashis with little effort.

 

[XamarCade]

There was alot of rolling heads and free concubines, go ask the Ethiopians why they were nearly pushed into the volcanoes in the highlands about us.

If it wasn't for them meddling Europeans we wouldve owned everything from the middle East to west Africa and everything in between. but there's still hope
@ሕጊ።።

 

[ሕጊ።።]

There was alot of rolling heads and free concubines, go ask the Ethiopians why they were nearly pushed into the volcanoes in the highlands about us.

If it wasn't for them meddling Europeans we wouldve owned everything from the middle East to west Africa and everything in between. but there's still hope
@ሕጊ።።

Let's think of the present instead of the future.

 

[DuctTape]

There was alot of rolling heads and free concubines, go ask the Ethiopians why they were nearly pushed into the volcanoes in the highlands about us.

If it wasn't for them meddling Europeans we wouldve owned everything from the middle East to west Africa and everything in between. but there's still hope
@ሕጊ።።

The dream still lives!
We have many plans for a Greatest (no longer Greater) Somalia, with many generals spearheading the operations.

@Bahal is Chief of Operations in the Bantusphere, and leads the Somali campaign in dhulka Madowweyne @Hugo shall be our informant and spy within the Bantus.

@Amun shall be in charge of deporting all Ethiopian Jews and people displaying Jewish qualities (greed, miserliness) to our offshore concentration camp in Socotra. A true patriot!

@government is General in charge of the Middle East Expansion Campaign, and his duty is to reclaim South Arabia as well as continue on until Turkey (You are also charged with making Somali the lingua franca instead of Arabic which shall be used for religious purposes)

@XamarCade, you and many other brave soldiers are spearheading the Abysinnia Campaign. Leave no heads unrolled, except for the women who shall be carted off en masse to Somalia as concubines for our men

@oday1kenobi, @InfoMatic, @Meek Mill, for showing love for Somali women and our people you shall be in charge of consolidation of Somali power and keeping the womenfolk content! This is an important job. If you fail then our entire expanded empire will collapse

Somalia ha noolato!!!

 

[ሕጊ።።]

Leave no heads unrolled, except for the women who shall be carted off en masse to Somalia as concubines for our men

So @nadia you was right

 

[DuctTape]

So @nadia you was right

I only said it because everyone else says it, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy
Fetishising a certain group of women is weird.

 

[Arman]

except for the women who shall be carted off en masse to Somalia as concubines for our men

@oday1kenobi, @InfoMatic, @Meek Mill, for showing love for Somali women and our people you shall be in charge of consolidation of Somali power and keeping the womenfolk content!

We don't any Xabashi bastards. Also, I'll be the Emperor.

So @nadia you was right

We'll sell you guys instead.

 

[ሕጊ።።]

We don't any Xabashi bastards. Also, I'll be the Emperor.



We'll sell you guys instead.

Let's concentrate on the real world

 

[Vanguard]

It's not the most homogenous country in Africa. Think of Lesotho, Swaziland and Botswana.

 

[DuctTape]

Let's concentrate on the real world

Because you are cool you will not be sold and will be put to work instead
Intense labour
Back-breaking work
Be grateful you will not be sold off as an Ethiopian butler
Where is my thanks

 

[ሕጊ።።]

Because you are cool you will not be sold and will be put to work instead
Intense labour
Back-breaking work
Be grateful you will not be sold off as an Ethiopian butler
Where is my thanks

 

[XamarCade]

The dream still lives!
We have many plans for a Greatest (no longer Greater) Somalia, with many generals spearheading the operations.

@Bahal is Chief of Operations in the Bantusphere, and leads the Somali campaign in dhulka Madowweyne @Hugo shall be our informant and spy within the Bantus.

@Amun shall be in charge of deporting all Ethiopian Jews and people displaying Jewish qualities (greed, miserliness) to our offshore concentration camp in Socotra. A true patriot!

@government is General in charge of the Middle East Expansion Campaign, and his duty is to reclaim South Arabia as well as continue on until Turkey (You are also charged with making Somali the lingua franca instead of Arabic which shall be used for religious purposes)

@XamarCade, you and many other brave soldiers are spearheading the Abysinnia Campaign. Leave no heads unrolled, except for the women who shall be carted off en masse to Somalia as concubines for our men

@oday1kenobi, @InfoMatic, @Meek Mill, for showing love for Somali women and our people you shall be in charge of consolidation of Somali power and keeping the womenfolk content! This is an important job. If you fail then our entire expanded empire will collapse

Somalia ha noolato!!!

 

[fardowsa]

@government (You are also charged with making Somali the lingua franca instead of Arabic which shall be used for religious purposes)

You have the wrong person for that job

 

[government]

You have the wrong person for that job

The first thing I will do is deport you to Madagascar