Islam on Mars

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  1. Samaalic Era

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    With the colonisation of Mars around the corner, it will serve as a new opportunity to take our influence in terms deen and dhaqan. We cant afford to wait for others to take massive leaps while we linger behind.Even now, Somalis are the most religious people on earth despite our flaws. In many places in the diaspora, Hijab was only adopted when Somalis first wore them, even though there were Arabs and other Muslim ethnic groups here first. Truly our legacy lies in becoming the leading Muslim nation. We must set our sight in spreading Islam,Af Somali and the Somali calendar.

    Mars looks ripe for new Kaaba there and Samaale civilization :lawd:
     
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  2. Farhiya 687

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    Let do it. I’m down.
     
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  3. Samaalic Era

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    We will need to gather a quite large number of Somalis for this ambitious plan. Not many Somalis are adventurous sadly:meleshame:
     
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  4. Shariif

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    Maybe all of you can go to mars and live there and leave the rest of the people on earth.
     
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  5. Farhiya 687

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    Yo if they don’t want to come they don’t.
     
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  6. Samaalic Era

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    We will first take over the earth and then add Mars to our collection:trumpsmirk:
     
  7. Shariif

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    I remember Elon Musk was talking about nuking Mars to making it habitable. Perfect line of work for Muslims. Naga taga Mars isku qarxiya :drakelaugh:
     
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  10. Waaqo of Punt

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    Imagine trying to convince Somalis to live in Mars for the rest of their lives looool
     
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  12. Solaris

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    Well to be fair it's not tht different geographically from most of Somalia
     
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    This planet is cursed. I want to ship Somalis to a larger habitable planet that is suitable for human life and create a planet for Somalis, only.

    There are already many earth-like planets with their own solar systems neighbouring ours. Who knows, we can even establish qabil-like planets.
    :banderas:

    Sadly, this is all just a pipe dream. Humans don't even have the technology to leave this solar system nor travel the space at the speed of light.
    :comeon:
     
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  14. Samaalic Era

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    Qabil based planets would be something else. I can foresee the carnage that would bring upon the solar system:chrisfreshhah:.

    On another note, I still think we should give Mars a shot. Imagine Somali community on another planet. We will brag for 1000 years to come:salute:
     
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  15. riyaale

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    Computer generated imagery!!!
     
  16. Samaalic Era

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    It could be, but you can not deny Mars is a real planet.
     
  17. Dr.Xayawaan

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    I think we should stick to the Mars we all know sxb.

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  18. Samaalic Era

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    But I want to ride a camel on Mars sxb. There's no turning back now:hillarybiz:
     
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  19. Yoo

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    New kaaba? bruh
     
  20. Samaalic Era

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    Mars will need a New Kaaba. The current Kaaba is for Earth only sxb
     
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