if you could identify as anything and it could become a reality, what would it be?

[a y a n]

lol 7,2 is ridiculous, to retain mobility and speed a true 6,8-9 is optimal.

see if the height is balanced out evenly regaining mobility and speed wouldn’t be much of an issue
that would also be much better if the child was born tall and didn’t have too much of a dramatic growth spurt

 

[Figo]

so if you could identify as anything, you'd find a way to deport me?? why do i have to be your victim huh

You’re still calaacaling Yaa laga dareemin.

Btw I’m glad your Somali is improving.

 

[sambuusi]

You’re still calaacaling Yaa laga dareemin.

Btw I’m glad your Somali is improving.

jokes on you
i don't know what calaacal means
mind teaching yariisey some somali?

 

[Hodan from HR]

no
i would be too alpha and would only take es that are 5’10 plus
i’m would breed enough children for not one but two basketball teams, and that’s why my imaginary wife can’t stop having children until 55 and only have a max 1.5 year break in between children

 

[a y a n]

what i say
if i was a man i’d have too much alpha energy for this world

 

[Strike6times]

what i say
if i was a man i’d have too much alpha energy for this world

You don't know anything about being alpha

 

[sambuusi]

no
i would be too alpha and would only take es that are 5’10 plus
i’m would breed enough children for not one but two basketball teams, and that’s why my imaginary wife can’t stop having children until 55 and only have a max 1.5 year break in between children

i would identify as a soccer mom. i would have 3 kids and wear skechers only. i would always bring my dufflebag full of mommy necessities and yell "love you" to the husband whenever im stashing the kids in the car.
that's the life

 

[a y a n]

You don't know anything about being alpha

it doesn’t look like i give a f*ck

i would identify as a soccer mom. i would have 3 kids and wear skechers only. i would always bring my dufflebag full of mommy necessities and yell "love you" to the husband whenever im stashing the kids in the car.
that's the life

my dream life from here seems to be having 5-10 kids, part time soccer mom/part time fob hooyo/part time indian mother, all of them go to kumon and they ALL must do swimming, basketball, soccer, or track. I work the night shift so they’re not my problem in the late night hours
seems lit

 

[sambuusi]

it doesn’t look like i give a f*ck

my dream life from here seems to be having 5-10 kids, part time soccer mom/part time fob hooyo/part time indian mother, all of them go to kumon and they ALL must do swimming, basketball, soccer, or track. I work the night shift so they’re not my problem in the day time
seems lit

my dream life is being a white yoga-pants-wearing single mother with no kids, working as a gym instructor (for MALES ONLY), having a pet dog named max, and eating taco bell everyday, always saying gracias after getting my food

 

[Hodan from HR]

what i say
if i was a man i’d have too much alpha energy for this world

nah fam!
You are too good at this. Taking notes for ammo. I am not here to play fr fr

 

[Strike6times]

my dream life is being a white yoga-pants-wearing single mother with no kids, working as a gym instructor (for MALES ONLY), having a pet dog named max, and eating taco bell everyday, always saying gracias after getting my food

Kullaha single mother no kids

 

[a y a n]

my dream life is being a white yoga-pants-wearing single mother with no kids, working as a gym instructor (for MALES ONLY), having a pet dog named max, and eating taco bell everyday, always saying gracias after getting my food

i’m gonna have to move you from the west coast acuthubillah
turning too white
my kids will be so properly disciplined, educated, and athletic
plus a stress filled life like that would be lit
without stress i become bummy and annoying
i only need 3 two hour naps to survive anyway, one after i drop the kids off, one in the middle of the day with the younger kids, and one right before work
lovely

 

[sambuusi]

Kullaha single mother no kids

what it sounds like

 

[sambuusi]

i’m gonna have to move you from the west coast acuthubillah
turning too white
my kids will be so properly disciplined, educated, and athletic
plus a stress filled life like that would be lit
without stress i become bummy and annoying
i only need 3 two hour naps to survive anyway, one after i drop the kids off, one in the middle of the day with the younger kids, and one right before work
lovely

gimme the flight tickets
i'll be the auntie of your kids

 

[a y a n]

gimme the flight tickets
i'll be the auntie of your kids

periyat
don’t spoil them uff
they’re gonna be my mini military but they’ll still all have devices to some extent
ipods at 7, phone at 13
the boys share 1/2/3 console(s)
the girls share a bunch of makeup or something

 

[Figo]

jokes on you
i don't know what calaacal means
mind teaching yariisey some somali?

 

[sambuusi]

periyat
don’t spoil them uff
they’re gonna be my mini military but they’ll still all have devices to some extent
ipods at 7, phone at 13
the boys share 1/2/3 console(s)
the girls share a bunch of makeup or something

spoiled kids
no, they have to get ipods only at 10
my kids better be the quiet type, i hate lil brats

 

[sambuusi]

cmon awoowe figo
its your job

 

[Figo]

cmon awoowe figo
its your job

I’m free from you. You’re @Odkac WRLD @Phiirso problem.

 

[HanadR6]

I'd identify as the @admin so I can change your name. I'm tired of thinking of sambuus and realizing I don't have any

Reported for racism.

I'd like to identify as a philanthropist