if you could identify as anything and it could become a reality, what would it be?

[sambuusi]

let's hear it

 

[Strike6times]

Happy

 

[Shmurda]

Most confident man in the world I'd do retarded shit for the fun of it

 

[Gallant]

Arab

 

[Phiirso]

I'd identify as the @admin so I can change your name. I'm tired of thinking of sambuus and realizing I don't have any

 

[a y a n]

a somali 7’2” alpha male that can actually play bball unlike most of the ones blessed with height

 

[sambuusi]

I'd identify as the @admin so I can change your name. I'm tired of thinking of sambuus and realizing I don't have any

that's a good thing. you deserve to be tortured

 

[Figo]

Trump so I could tarxiil you back to Xamar.

 

[Phiirso]

that's a good thing. you deserve to be tortured

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[Jacki]

Genius

 

[sambuusi]

Trump so I could tarxiil you back to Xamar.

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yOu cAnT dEpoRt mE i'M aN AmEriCan cItiZen

yall never hesitate to bully me

 

[MI]

A supervolcano so I could reset civilization

 

[sambuusi]

a somali 7’2” alpha male that can actually play bball unlike most of the ones blessed with height

i'd identify as a golddigger homewrecker in your basketball family

 

[karkaar]

a somali 7’2” alpha male that can actually play bball unlike most of the ones blessed with height

lol 7,2 is ridiculous, to retain mobility and speed a true 6,8-9 is optimal.

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

Trump so I can recognize SL

If he dies in 2020 (which might be possible I mean look at where this year is heading) then I'll pick a rich hashemite pure Arab from the UAE

 

[karkaar]

Genghis khan because he is landheer af

 

[Hodan from HR]

An ayeyo.

I just wanna flashforward my life to where I'm sitting in a chair in my backyard, knitting yarn, while my grandchildren are playing around me.

 

[Figo]

yOu cAnT dEpoRt mE i'M aN AmEriCan cItiZen

yall never hesitate to bully me

How I’m I bullying you? You asked me a question and I answered. You need to grow thick skin yarey. Less calaal plz.

 

[sambuusi]

How I’m I bullying you? You asked me a question and I answered. You need to grow thick skin yarey. Less calaal plz.

so if you could identify as anything, you'd find a way to deport me?? why do i have to be your victim huh

 

[a y a n]

i'd identify as a golddigger homewrecker in your basketball family

no
i would be too alpha and would only take es that are 5’10 plus
i’m would breed enough children for not one but two basketball teams, and that’s why my imaginary wife can’t stop having children until 55 and only have a max 1.5 year break in between children