IF SOMALIS WERE PREDOMINANTLY CHRISTIAN
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Jahanamo ba nasugi laha wanacudu bila. Aduunyo mexey tari laheyd.
Timo Jareer and proud
2nd Emir of the Akh Right Movement
Isaaq and Dir would be Orthodox Christian as there is evidence Coptic Orthodox was practiced in Hargeisa district prior to the arrival of Wadaad Yusuf Al Kaweyan aun.
Darood as they were split off Dir's would like to claim a different church to distant themselves from their Dir Hoyos, I pick Catholicism due to the heavy Latino influence in East African coast during the medieval ages.
Hawiye and Raxaweyn would be gaal's who either got converted by Dir's or Daroods than ally themselves to kabash the Coptic/Catholic Somalis.
Samaale origin would instead of being changed from pagan origins to being islamifed it would change from pagan to Christian origins. Samaale would of been Saint Aw Saam of Byzantine who converted the locals to Christianity. His rumored burial sight is somewhere in the mountains of Sanaag.
Yibir would form their own isolated Kingdom occasionally kabashing the Christians and vice versa , as similar to our cousin's Beta Israel and Agew/Habesha Christians in Abyssinia.
Reer Bennadir's would be half Yemeni Jew instead of half Arab/South Asian.
Somalia would go into civil war over religion and not qabiil. Muslim Harla's (yes they would not be extinct since we did not assimilate them/Oromo migration will of been much smaller) would of kabashed us making us Muslim in the long run anyways.
The end.
Darood as they were split off Dir's would like to claim a different church to distant themselves from their Dir Hoyos, I pick Catholicism due to the heavy Latino influence in East African coast during the medieval ages.
Hawiye and Raxaweyn would be gaal's who either got converted by Dir's or Daroods than ally themselves to kabash the Coptic/Catholic Somalis.
Samaale origin would instead of being changed from pagan origins to being islamifed it would change from pagan to Christian origins. Samaale would of been Saint Aw Saam of Byzantine who converted the locals to Christianity. His rumored burial sight is somewhere in the mountains of Sanaag.
Yibir would form their own isolated Kingdom occasionally kabashing the Christians and vice versa , as similar to our cousin's Beta Israel and Agew/Habesha Christians in Abyssinia.
Reer Bennadir's would be half Yemeni Jew instead of half Arab/South Asian.
Somalia would go into civil war over religion and not qabiil. Muslim Harla's (yes they would not be extinct since we did not assimilate them/Oromo migration will of been much smaller) would of kabashed us making us Muslim in the long run anyways.
The end.
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We would be just as backwards, violent, intolerant.
Actually that's a lie.
First off, the women wouldn't be wearing ugly tents.
We wouldn't be abusing our kids by making them memorize a shitty book in a foreign language.
We wouldn't deny ourselves or feel guilty about the pleasure of music and art.
We would be better off.
Actually that's a lie.
First off, the women wouldn't be wearing ugly tents.
We wouldn't be abusing our kids by making them memorize a shitty book in a foreign language.
We wouldn't deny ourselves or feel guilty about the pleasure of music and art.
We would be better off.
We would be saying Jesus hoogayey instead of allah hoogayey
And we and our nation would forever burn in hell for temporary pleasure. Alhamdulilah that we’re Muslims.
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