IF SOMALIS WERE PREDOMINANTLY CHRISTIAN

[BetterDaysAhead]

HOW DIFFERENT DO YOU THINK OUR COMMUNITY WOULD BE IF WE WERE CHRISTIAN? HAS ANYBODY ELSE WONDERED?

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

SOME SOMALI EX MUSLIMS WOULD SAY THAT OUR NATION WOULD BE MUCH MORE PROSPEROUS IF WE WERE NON MUSLIM BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT, HAITI IS MOSTLY CHRISTIAN BUT THE NATION IS THE POOREST IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE, I BELIEVE A NATIONS PROSPERITY HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH RELIGION

 

[Macalin M]

We’d be 10000x worse and we would not have that bit of shame we all seem to have.

 

[P4$t0]

We would somehow make an abtiris all the way to Isa(AS).

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

WHAT WOULD BE OUR COMMON NAME ABDI EQUIVALENT BE? JOHN? PAUL? MICHAEL?

 

[Medulla]

We would somehow make an abtiris all the way to Isa(AS).

I SCREAMED

 

[Exodus]

We’d be speaking Portuguese instead of Somali

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

We’d be speaking Portuguese instead of Somali

WHY PORTUGUESE?

 

[sigmund]

would have been like African Americans

 

[Daacad90]

We' be claiming jewish instead of ayraab.

 

[Daacad90]

WHY PORTUGUESE?

Because we used to fight them. They tried conquering us. We repelled their invasion in Saudi, Those ungrateful arabs would be speaking portuguese if it weren't for us.

 

[Xasusi]

Calvinist = Rich and Developed, hardworking, but prone to atheism

Catholic = like South America, Corrupt but passionate

Soviets don't betray us, we get Ogaden back.

 

[Xasusi]

WHY PORTUGUESE?

We don't fend of the Portuguese since we don't have the fever to defend ourselves since we're not muslims

 

[Xasusi]

Forgot HIV would be 90%

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

Because we used to fight them. They tried conquering us. We repelled their invasion in Saudi, Those ungrateful arabs would be speaking portuguese if it weren't for us.

We don't fend of the Portuguese since we don't have the fever to defend ourselves since we're not muslims

WE WOULD'VE BEEN ANOTHER BRAZIL

 

[Daacad90]

We don't fend of the Portuguese since we don't have the fever to defend ourselves since we're not muslims

Eey Vallah.

 

[Apollo]

All the Somali clans would claim to be of Israeli descent. Instead of We Wuz Banu Hashim, we would have Hebrew/Jew bootyclapping.

 

[Medulla]

WE WOULD'VE BEEN ANOTHER BRAZIL

 

[Apollo]

What if Somalia was Hindu?

Indians managed to spread Hinduism all the way to Bali, East Indonesia.

 

[Xasusi]

Each clan would create it's own schism and they'd all claim lineage from St. Paul.

The rest of the Christian world would think we're insane and heretical.