As a proud Northerner who wishes for total unification, If this were to happen; I will run to create my own state and my own country. Why not? if they did it why can't I?
I shall pick Socotra Island for my new country or choose a large inhabited area and call it Realm of Greater Somalia.
Some of the rules of citizenship include:
1. Need to be able to read and write or be willing to learn asap. Only skilled Somali citizens needed. Welfare will be non existent unless you develop a disability etc.
2. All able bodied males are required to enlist in the armed forces.
3. Country will be a mix of socialism and real democracy without any forms of imported/influenced western ideologies and narratives.
4. Absolutely no involvement nor contact between the chaos and corruption of Somalia and Somaliland. We shall only provide expertise/advice via video call, if they don't listen, we dgaf!
5. We won't have prisons. If you are found to commit a crime, you shall simply be transported to the middle of the Indian ocean and left there. Crime rates will be 0%.
6. No forms of drugs in the entire country.
7. Somali culture and traditions will be CELEBRATED and all out on full force! Somali names, poetry, dances and MORE! We shall have absolutely no forms of Arabisation.
8. All forms of Qabiil are OUTLAWED. Everyone is only Somali and nothing more.
9. Work shall end around 3 pm and Somalis will go to the beach, drink smoothies and bashaal.
Now who would LOVE to live here.
I shall pick Socotra Island for my new country or choose a large inhabited area and call it Realm of Greater Somalia.
Some of the rules of citizenship include:
1. Need to be able to read and write or be willing to learn asap. Only skilled Somali citizens needed. Welfare will be non existent unless you develop a disability etc.
2. All able bodied males are required to enlist in the armed forces.
3. Country will be a mix of socialism and real democracy without any forms of imported/influenced western ideologies and narratives.
4. Absolutely no involvement nor contact between the chaos and corruption of Somalia and Somaliland. We shall only provide expertise/advice via video call, if they don't listen, we dgaf!
5. We won't have prisons. If you are found to commit a crime, you shall simply be transported to the middle of the Indian ocean and left there. Crime rates will be 0%.
6. No forms of drugs in the entire country.
7. Somali culture and traditions will be CELEBRATED and all out on full force! Somali names, poetry, dances and MORE! We shall have absolutely no forms of Arabisation.
8. All forms of Qabiil are OUTLAWED. Everyone is only Somali and nothing more.
9. Work shall end around 3 pm and Somalis will go to the beach, drink smoothies and bashaal.
Now who would LOVE to live here.
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