I would've been half turkish

[government]

Are you a moron or what?

A cali girl calling me a moron

 

[abdiwarrior]

Your mom doesnt carry your DNA. It is your dad. So Your somali dad would have married an abgaal mother, and we would be talking a different language and use donkey instead of camels or horses

Basra my dad would not marry a hawiye they're the untouchable s of Somali race

 

[Basra]

Basra my dad would not marry a hawiye they're the untouchable s of Somali race

istaqfurulaah

 

[abdiwarrior]

istaqfurulaah

It's a fact

 

[AussieHustler]

My mom was about to marry a Turkish guy imagine if I was Turkish not a ashy Farah who's country is in ruin and has no notable history. But turkey on other hand I'd be a patriot I'd throw my Somali heritage away.

@abdiwarrior

What happened? Did he or she cancel the wedding? How long did they know one another?

 

[Suldaanka]

My mom was about to marry a Turkish guy imagine if I was Turkish not a ashy Farah who's country is in ruin and has no notable history. But turkey on other hand I'd be a patriot I'd throw my Somali heritage away.

Laangaab. No somali man of a noble somali tribe would wish to be something else. Especially have his mom busted in by ajanabi.
Ma walantahay.

 

[abdiwarrior]

Laangaab. No somali man of a noble somali tribe would wish to be something else. Especially have his mom busted in by ajanabi.
Ma walantahay.

It's a joke don't take this seriously.

 

[mrlog]

Laangaab. No somali man of a noble somali tribe would wish to be something else. Especially have his mom busted in by ajanabi.
Ma walantahay.

Nin cimrigiisa dheerada laangaab fantasising on an ajnabi busting a nut inside his hooyo ayuu arkaa

 

[Arma]

Wow.....just wow......I'm utterly speechless at the OP.

 

[The alchemist]

If another man would nut in your mother, then you would not exist. Your sperm would not be the one to meet the egg of your mother. The half turk you are fantasising about would not be you, idiot.

 

[Magool]

You'll not be from galkacyo or say I ate sushi akhi

Shawarma boy
Probably shaving your shicirad every 15 minutes your moma be cursed with a hairy sperm

 

[Dalmoor]

This happens when langaabnimo level is too high.

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[Dalmoor]

You'll not be from galkacyo or say I ate sushi akhi

Shawarma boy
Probably shaving your shicirad every 15 minutes your moma be cursed with a hairy spermView attachment 62440

Shitttttt uffff

Igatitir saliva aad igu tufte. Almost spit on my eyeeezzz >< that's foul