I was in Dixon today....

[FendiFanatic]

I robbed a bike let me explain

I was smoking a zoot up on the bench and Infront of me was this fat Somali kid playing basketball

I finish my zoot and I start watching funny videos enjoying life

A big booty white girl walks past me and the Somali kid says to me “damn dat ass is phat watch this”

I didn’t pay attention but he deadass got the girls digits I was in shock. He even secured the Snapchat (I’m finna smash that I’m in her dm as we speak) we start talking and I give him advice about life. I’m pretty known around the Etobicoke community so I kinda already knew him from another event

This is the funny part. I was talking about how gas money is too much for me. He says that there’s a shit ton of bikes in the area and that I should lick one.

Normally I would say no but I was high asf and decided to do it

There’s this one bike that had a weak lock on it. I cut it off and took off with the bike and it’s sitting in front of me

My question is what’s the likeliness of getting caught stealing a bike

 

[FendiFanatic]

@Geeljire sanbuur @Factz @Gucci mane @AussieHustler @Knowles @Steamdevolopment @RICH @KULTA @yaskaaa @The Cushitic One
@Kudhufo Kadhaqaq

 

[SOMALIKNIGHT]

I hate people like you. Not only do you steal but you inconvenienced the victim. What if that was his only way of getting around the city? What if he had no money to take the bus or taxi? What if he was visiting? Go return what you stole or I will beg to Allah to punish you much harsher than what he already had planned.

 

[FendiFanatic]

I hate people like you. Not only do you steal but you inconvenienced the victim. What if that was his only way of getting around the city? What if he had no money to take the bus or taxi? What if he was visiting? Go return what you stole or I will beg to Allah to punish you much harsher than what he already had planned.

Sorry I’m gonna return it

 

[Shaolin23]

I robbed a bike let me explain

I was smoking a zoot up on the bench and Infront of me was this fat Somali kid playing basketball

I finish my zoot and I start watching funny videos enjoying life

A big booty white girl walks past me and the Somali kid says to me “damn dat ass is phat watch this”

I didn’t pay attention but he deadass got the girls digits I was in shock. He even secured the Snapchat (I’m finna smash that I’m in her dm as we speak) we start talking and I give him advice about life. I’m pretty known around the Etobicoke community so I kinda already knew him from another event

This is the funny part. I was talking about how gas money is too much for me. He says that there’s a shit ton of bikes in the area and that I should lick one.

Normally I would say no but I was high asf and decided to do it

There’s this one bike that had a weak lock on it. I cut it off and took off with the bike and it’s sitting in front of me

My question is what’s the likeliness of getting caught stealing a bike

Your 24 doing this the homie @Deactivated was right about you neef

 

[The Cushitic One]

I robbed a bike let me explain

I was smoking a zoot up on the bench and Infront of me was this fat Somali kid playing basketball

I finish my zoot and I start watching funny videos enjoying life

A big booty white girl walks past me and the Somali kid says to me “damn dat ass is phat watch this”

I didn’t pay attention but he deadass got the girls digits I was in shock. He even secured the Snapchat (I’m finna smash that I’m in her dm as we speak) we start talking and I give him advice about life. I’m pretty known around the Etobicoke community so I kinda already knew him from another event

This is the funny part. I was talking about how gas money is too much for me. He says that there’s a shit ton of bikes in the area and that I should lick one.

Normally I would say no but I was high asf and decided to do it

There’s this one bike that had a weak lock on it. I cut it off and took off with the bike and it’s sitting in front of me

My question is what’s the likeliness of getting caught stealing a bike

What did u cut the lock off with?

Fiction :siilaanyolaugh: no there’s no such thing as
A white girl with a big futo

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

I robbed a bike let me explain

I was smoking a zoot up on the bench and Infront of me was this fat Somali kid playing basketball

I finish my zoot and I start watching funny videos enjoying life

A big booty white girl walks past me and the Somali kid says to me “damn dat ass is phat watch this”

I didn’t pay attention but he deadass got the girls digits I was in shock. He even secured the Snapchat (I’m finna smash that I’m in her dm as we speak) we start talking and I give him advice about life. I’m pretty known around the Etobicoke community so I kinda already knew him from another event

This is the funny part. I was talking about how gas money is too much for me. He says that there’s a shit ton of bikes in the area and that I should lick one.

Normally I would say no but I was high asf and decided to do it

There’s this one bike that had a weak lock on it. I cut it off and took off with the bike and it’s sitting in front of me

My question is what’s the likeliness of getting caught stealing a bike

Real niggas moves bro you gotta do what you gotta do to benefit you

 

[Deactivated]

Your 24 doing this the homie @Deactivated was right about you neef

Ninwayne oo baaskiil....

 

[YourBroMoe]

Yo make a T.V. show bro. This shit sounds like a hood version of New Girls.

 

[Kuleyl Weeyan]

Dude. Just ignore people when you are high. The other day some mixed race guy tried to give me high grade weed and a portable charger openly on the train for my digits. I flirted with taking the weed although I can't roll :/. Imagine if someone called the police. Guy was high af and so was I.

 

[Basra]

Dude. Just ignore people when you are high. The other day some mixed race guy tried to give me high grade weed and a portable charger openly on the train for my digits. I flirted with taking the weed although I can't roll :/. Imagine if someone called the police. Guy was high af and so was I.

It baffles me how people like u, Geljiire sanbur, FendiFantastic, Kudhufo Kadhaqaq, Fang4, felloff, Jeromo etc etc can smoke weed and yet have the mental capability of participating in the forums. Usually weed smokers dont know how to make user names and maintain their passwords not to mention fully follow typing and opinion construction in a written form capabilities. I mean, unless u guys r the smart pimp who sell the product but never use it, i am kinda perplexed.

 

[Kuleyl Weeyan]

It baffles me how people like u, Geljiire sanbur, FendiFantastic, Kudhufo Kadhaqaq, Fang4, felloff, Jeromo etc etc can smoke weed and yet have the mental capability of participating in the forums. Usually weed smokers dont know how to make user names and maintain their passwords not to mention fully follow typing and opinion construction in a written form capabilities. I mean, unless u guys r the smart pimp who sell the product but never use it, i am kinda perplexed.

You are going on like I get high daily.

Anyway, some weed smokers are very successful people. Don't know what you are talking about.

 

[Basra]

You are going on like I get high daily.

Anyway, some weed smokers are very successful people. Don't know what you are talking about.

 

[Geeljire lotus]

You are going on like I get high daily.

Anyway, some weed smokers are very successful people. Don't know what you are talking about.

When I read Basra posts I feel high asf even though I’m stone cold sober smhh

 

[Kuleyl Weeyan]

When I read Basra posts I feel high asf even though I’m stone cold sober smhh

She goes on like weed is some khatar thing. The only thing that happens when i am high is I smile at Somali bus drivers (probably paranoia) and I can't order food in person because it is too funny.

*shrugs*

 

[Kuleyl Weeyan]

I was smoking with someone who got his weed from someone who works for a major British newspaper and he is high up as well.

Say something.

 

[Basra]

I was smoking with someone who got his weed from someone who works for a major British newspaper and he is high up as well.

Say something.

Go to the mosque when u r sober.

 

[Basra]

When I read Basra posts I feel high asf even though I’m stone cold sober smhh

dont forget to go the mosque

 

[Kuleyl Weeyan]

Go to the mosque when u r sober.

I'll go whenever I feel like it.
Yaad aheed? :/

 

[Basra]

I'll go whenever I feel like it.
Yaad aheed? :/

How about come lay on my mama breasts????