I spoke wth my cousins, told them to get 5 AK47s.i wanna get paid too by SL I’ll b headed there to lead them. Here’s my rebel name

[Grigori Rasputin]

Movement for the liberation of Salaxleey and the preservation of resources

Give me 3 months and Biixi will send my Caaqil. Soon after I will agree to $200k pay out. I’ll return to the US with $120k. The rest I’ll give it to my 5 cousins for their troubles.

Thank you very much.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Where's Carre? You're trying to be the next Carre?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Where's Carre? You're trying to be the next Carre?

evidently I took a page from his game plan.

if there’s looting all over Somalia then I must get my share.

for a whole decade I’ve been sending them Habaar after Habaar but to no avail. Now I know why! My Habaar is impotent. Now I must resort to extortion. Pretty easy thing to do in the shithole. Have 5 of your cousins with an AK47. Climb up the mountain. Make sure you have plenty of tuna cans and a lotof bottle water and Timir. Hanger down for 3 months. Just come down to fire few shot with a chewing ragtag “soldiers”. Flee back to the hide out. Heck I’ll be more advanced then them because I’ll use Drones I bought from Walmart for little surveillance and to freak them out. I want them to think that I got 80 fighters. I’ll use social media to my advantage.

I plead with you guys to keep quite about my intentions.

 

[Sleepy Hollow]

Caare in the mountains crying for Garxajis rights against his oppressors

@Grigori Rasputin taking notes for his own rebel group's talking points to make bank

 

[Louis Vuitton Don]

evidently I took a page from his game plan.

if there’s looting all over Somalia then I must get my share.

for a whole decade I’ve been sending them Habaar after Habaar but to no avail. Now I know why! My Habaar is impotent. Now I must resort to extortion. Pretty easy thing to do in the shithole. Have 5 of your cousins with an AK47. Climb up the mountain. Make sure you have plenty of tuna cans and a lotof bottle water and Timir. Hanger down for 3 months. Just come down to fire few shot with a chewing ragtag “soldiers”. Flee back to the hide out. Heck I’ll be more advanced then them because I’ll use Drones I bought from Walmart for little surveillance and to freak them out. I want them to think that I got 80 fighters. I’ll use social media to my advantage.

I plead with you guys to keep quite about my intentions.

Use drones from Walmart to freak them out

 

[Ferrari]

you're laangaab GX, they'll lock you up with your bald cousin coldoon and throw the key away.

caydhaada haka tagin.

 

[Crow]

Where's Carre? You're trying to be the next Carre?

Carre made bank but left his diehard supporters like @Bohol out to dry with not even a penny for his trouble.

Remember those Carre state maps he kept posting? Now I understand why Sanaag is grouped with Sool under SSC. They're all the same.

 

[Shmurda]

Ur garxajis adeer ur not one of the top dogs they don't mind putting habbads thru ur head

 

[Abdillahi]

Be careful man is this game show you either win or you die.

I love the drone idea to freak them out.

 

[Bohol]

@Grigori Rasputin you heard the houses Caare purchased in Turkey miya kkk. What is up with all the salty Kablalaxs flooding this thread from the Zanzibaris to the Jail Ogaden victims ? just because Caare banged your women in Qardho doesn't mean he is your seedi.


Caare has done well for himself. He has got residence permit and purchased several houses for himself.

 

[Pipit]

Carre made bank but left his diehard supporters like @Bohol out to dry with not even a penny for his trouble.

Remember those Carre state maps he kept posting? Now I understand why Sanaag is grouped with Sool under SSC. They're all the same.

 

[Helios]

@Grigori Rasputin behave warya

Just because we have a lot of lacaag doesn't mean we want to spend it on bribing you

Be productive and steal Warsan land instead

 

[Crow]

@Bohol
We want our money back.

 

[Pipit]

I’m dead you went from when you read the title to when you read bohols replies kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[Pioneer]

@Grigori Rasputin you heard the houses Caare purchased in Turkey miya kkk. What is up with all the salty Kablalaxs flooding this thread from the Zanzibaris to the Jail Ogaden victims ? just because Caare banged your women in Qardho doesn't mean he is your seedi.


Caare has done well for himself. He has got residence permit and purchased several houses for himself.
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