I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION ON THIS! It dawned on me that I need to open this N Leedo Beach

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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I’ll have a floating boat restaurant that serves food, non-alcoholic drinks, no music but with Shisha


What do you think.

For the Shisha I’ll charge $30
(I’ll bribe the government officials to look the other way when it comes to my shisha)
 

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The logistics is a nightmare. Black people can't swim. Not sure if Somalis can swim, what if it flips during emergency! Disaster idea
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
The logistics is a nightmare. Black people can't swim. Not sure if Somalis can swim, what if it flips during emergency! Disaster idea

Life is cheap in Somalia, ask @embarassing

Few people, like say 20, that drown in my boat is nothing. I’ll just say “ ilaah ba qoray! There’s nothing we could’ve done”. I mean life is cheap down. Not a biggie. Every weekend their national pastime is qarax
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Boat has zero stability lol how do they avoid spilling their tea

Did you just mention “stability “. Do you Somalis even know or understand the concept of stability :drakewtf::drakewtf:

Spilled tea or what have you is no importance to the unstable Somalis
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Well locals die and the owner does not get sued since he may not be alive too

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Had me cracking up.

There’s no one to sue. He dead.

Reminds me this guy

 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I'll run similar business and charge only 5 dollars for the shisha
:denzelnigga:

Simple! I love how you are an idiot. Don’t you know, we’re in Somalia. I’ll hire an assassin for $10 to board you a bus to akhiro :mjlol:
 
Life is cheap in Somalia, ask @embarassing

Few people, like say 20, that drown in my boat is nothing. I’ll just say “ ilaah ba qoray! There’s nothing we could’ve done”. I mean life is cheap down. Not a biggie. Every weekend their national pastime is qarax
Cheap but everyone wants to seem to go there, including yourself lool.

Warya stop @ing me youre boring.
 
Two boats with Alshabaab terrorists passing by will be the entertainment and lit the fireworks. Been to Xamar, I rather chill in a friend’s house.
 
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