I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION ON THIS! It dawned on me that I need to open this N Leedo Beach

I’ll have a floating boat restaurant that serves food, non-alcoholic drinks, no music but with Shisha


What do you think.

For the Shisha I’ll charge $30
(I’ll bribe the government officials to look the other way when it comes to my shisha)

 

The logistics is a nightmare. Black people can't swim. Not sure if Somalis can swim, what if it flips during emergency! Disaster idea

 

Life is cheap in Somalia, ask @embarassing

Few people, like say 20, that drown in my boat is nothing. I’ll just say “ ilaah ba qoray! There’s nothing we could’ve done”. I mean life is cheap down. Not a biggie. Every weekend their national pastime is qarax

 

Boat has zero stability lol how do they avoid spilling their tea

 

Did you just mention “stability “. Do you Somalis even know or understand the concept of stability

Spilled tea or what have you is no importance to the unstable Somalis

 

Well locals die and the owner does not get sued since he may not be alive too

 

I'll run similar business and charge only 5 dollars for the shisha

 

Had me cracking up.

There’s no one to sue. He dead.

Reminds me this guy

 

Simple! I love how you are an idiot. Don’t you know, we’re in Somalia. I’ll hire an assassin for $10 to board you a bus to akhiro

 

Loool me as a pilot

 

Wild wild west type of shit you would only see in dc,la,ny and chitown

 

1993 reminds me of my bro's farm of xalimos

 

Cheap but everyone wants to seem to go there, including yourself lool.

Warya stop @ing me youre boring.

 

Fuckers never wanted to share their mwhores due to me wanting to test them out but wanted my young few weeks older loves of my lives that i study hard to find out what they like

 

Okay i asked their motherz aka sisters what they liked

 

N is shorthand for And not In