I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION ON THIS! It dawned on me that I need to open this N Leedo Beach

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  1. R.Kelly

    R.Kelly We'll know who's sane or insane in the future Patient Zero VIP

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    I’ll have a floating boat restaurant that serves food, non-alcoholic drinks, no music but with Shisha


    What do you think.

    For the Shisha I’ll charge $30
    (I’ll bribe the government officials to look the other way when it comes to my shisha)
     
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  2. Basra

    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. VIP

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    The logistics is a nightmare. Black people can't swim. Not sure if Somalis can swim, what if it flips during emergency! Disaster idea
     
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  3. R.Kelly

    R.Kelly We'll know who's sane or insane in the future Patient Zero VIP

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    Life is cheap in Somalia, ask @embarassing

    Few people, like say 20, that drown in my boat is nothing. I’ll just say “ ilaah ba qoray! There’s nothing we could’ve done”. I mean life is cheap down. Not a biggie. Every weekend their national pastime is qarax
     
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  4. Qarboosh

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    Boat has zero stability lol how do they avoid spilling their tea
     
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  5. R.Kelly

    R.Kelly We'll know who's sane or insane in the future Patient Zero VIP

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    Did you just mention “stability “. Do you Somalis even know or understand the concept of stability :drakewtf::drakewtf:

    Spilled tea or what have you is no importance to the unstable Somalis
     
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  6. Mehmet

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    Well locals die and the owner does not get sued since he may not be alive too
     
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  7. Ugaaso

    Ugaaso FaceedKaroon

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    I'll run similar business and charge only 5 dollars for the shisha
    :denzelnigga:
     
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  8. R.Kelly

    R.Kelly We'll know who's sane or insane in the future Patient Zero VIP

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    Had me cracking up.

    There’s no one to sue. He dead.

    Reminds me this guy

     
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  9. R.Kelly

    R.Kelly We'll know who's sane or insane in the future Patient Zero VIP

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    Simple! I love how you are an idiot. Don’t you know, we’re in Somalia. I’ll hire an assassin for $10 to board you a bus to akhiro :mjlol:
     
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  10. Mehmet

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    Loool me as a pilot
     
  11. Mehmet

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    Wild wild west type of shit you would only see in dc,la,ny and chitown
     
  12. Mehmet

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    1993 reminds me of my bro's farm of xalimos
     
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  13. embarassing

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    Cheap but everyone wants to seem to go there, including yourself lool.

    Warya stop @ing me youre boring.
     
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    :ftw9nwa:
     
  15. Mehmet

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    Fuckers never wanted to share their mwhores due to me wanting to test them out but wanted my young few weeks older loves of my lives that i study hard to find out what they like
     
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  16. Mehmet

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    Okay i asked their motherz aka sisters what they liked
     
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  17. AussieHustler

    AussieHustler Incels need help not derision Staff Member Moderator

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    Two boats with Alshabaab terrorists passing by will be the entertainment and lit the fireworks. Been to Xamar, I rather chill in a friend’s house.
     
  18. Libaaxseendheer

    Libaaxseendheer Pan-african

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    N is shorthand for And not In
     
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