I must visit this magnificent country

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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@R.Kelly the pot calling the kettle black. We all know why you're on your 5th wife and only 2 kids menace :mybusiness:

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Side chicks? You don't know my man nayaa, he's faithful.

I'm his main, future, one and only, his heart beat, his rib, his love, his heart, his xalwa.
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I think the reasons he ain't marry you yet is cause it ain't legal. He's got another wife and you're the side-chick


The irony got me like:

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You're stupid, how can he have another wife when I'm his main priority.

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Cause the only thing better than old pussy is new pussy. He is gonna maim that priority being ya pussy.

You the new thang and he wanna hit before it hits the 4 wife limit, but you ain't getting his good credit.

If you're fine with being no. 2 then have fun

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
What a gem :it0tdo8: I wish that was our land instead, it's so beautiful

And come to find out it is so cheap. I read the comments of people that visited that country and they saying that it is a virgin land when it comes to tourist because they just came out of a quarter of century of a civil war.

You gotta watch the last 10 min where they show you this masseuse place, a treat that's up in a hill in the countryside. I can't wait to go there inshalah.

It is also so safe.

Don't bother going to India where people openly defacate.
 
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