I met up with Jaydaan today

[Muji]

So jaydaan and I have been talking privately for a while now and we sort of became good friends.

He told me that he was an engineer in Saudi Arabia where he was making 100k a year for a few hours of work in an oil rig. I wouldn’t have believed him but he was sending me pictures of his ‘apartment’ and the hotels he stays in. I’m not going to lie I was gassed, it’s not everyday you meet a farax who has a job and a high paying one at that.

He asked me to pick him up from the airport because his family were away, so as it’s a Saturday and I’m free, I thought sure. When I pulled up I saw this farax who looked 38+ With a severe receding hairline approaching my car. He tapped on my window and when I opened it, he shouted “abayo it’s me, jaydaan”. He had brown stained teeth with a lot of gaps between them. He was wearing a brown duffel coat the ones the homeless men tend to wear and his bidar was even more sickening close up. He grew the slides long and tried to comb it over the middle parts. Except when the wind blew you could see his bald patch shining.

I’m too polite and British to have driven away although I was tempted...when he got in I drove as fast as I could to drop him to his location and avoid small talk although he was bringing up a lot of somalispotters into the conversation. When I pulled up to the train station he lived nearby he asked me for 40 pound loan loooool. I told him I don’t carry cash and handed him a few coins I had forgotten about in my pocket and he took it. I don’t expect I will be getting my money back but it will go towards my zakat for the year.

Lesson learned: never believe a farax.

 

[Abdisamad]

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I go where the money is. This time I was wrong though

 

[Younes Osman]

I go where the money is. This time I was wrong though

when I first saw the title of the thread I thought it was a date in the coffee shop

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Knowles a certain faraax on sspot once told me he makes 9k a month and has a high paying job, my money senses tingled, we started talking in the dms, and then one day he said, he forgot to log off from sspot and his roommate who got into the country through tahriib, was looking at the desktop confused about sspot. I was shocked, I asked him, you’ve a roommate? He tried to change the subject and say it was his cousin staying with him in his penthouse. Lucky for me I’ve cousins in the country that faraax lives, I sent them the information and they reported back to me that he lives in the ghetto with a fob roommate, who pays most of the rent. And this faraax doesn’t even have a car.


I’m livid. Wasting all that time thinking I hit the jackpot! I was already making plans on what to do with the 9k. And what furnitures to purchase for the penthouse.



P.s

@Knowles why would you even talk to jaydaan? His writing even comes off as broke faraax with dirty nails.

 

[HanadR6]

So jaydaan and I have been talking privately for a while now and we sort of became good friends.

He told me that he was an engineer in Saudi Arabia where he was making 100k a year for a few hours of work in an oil rig. I wouldn’t have believed him but he was sending me pictures of his ‘apartment’ and the hotels he stays in. I’m not going to lie I was gassed, it’s not everyday you meet a farax who has a job and a high paying one at that.

He asked me to pick him up from the airport because his family were away, so as it’s a Saturday and I’m free, I thought sure. When I pulled up I saw this farax who looked 38+ With a severe receding hairline approaching my car. He tapped on my window and when I opened it, he shouted “abayo it’s me, jaydaan”. He had brown stained teeth with a lot of gaps between them. He was wearing a brown duffel coat the ones the homeless men tend to wear and his bidar was even more sickening close up. He grew the slides long and tried to comb it over the middle parts. Except when the wind blew you could see his bald patch shining.

I’m too polite and British to have driven away although I was tempted...when he got in I drove as fast as I could to drop him to his location and avoid small talk although he was bringing up a lot of somalispotters into the conversation. When I pulled up to the train station he lived nearby he asked me for 40 pound loan loooool. I told him I don’t carry cash and handed him a few coins I had forgotten about in my pocket and he took it. I don’t expect I will be getting my money back but it will go towards my zakat for the year.

Lesson learned: never believe a farax.

Can you pick me up, I'm at Stansted airport please

 

[dr.leorio]

This story is hard to believe but if it's true then you're the real loser. Who actually meets people off Somalispot? Are you insane?

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

Anyone can tell @Jaydaan is a broke Farax that wears his underwear inside out, leave our boy alone naaya @Knowles as for his bidaar, the stress of travelling to the UK by tahriib can do wonders to your body
You should’ve stayed clear from him

 

[HanadR6]

Anyone can tell @Jaydaan is a broke Farax that wears his underwear inside out, leave our boy alone naaya @Knowles as for his bidaar, the stress of travelling to the UK by tahriib can do wonders to your body
You should’ve stayed clear from him

Funny, he was actually telling the truth on his profile when it said 59 yes old

 

[TheAnswer]

@Jaydaan's side of the story:


So @Knowles and I have been talking privately for a while now and we sort of became good friends.

She told me that she was a cute nurse in the midlands where she was making 21k a year for a few hours of work at some big hospital. I wouldn’t have believed her but she was sending me pictures of ‘dead old lady’ and the hospices she has went to. I’m not going to lie I was creeped out, but it’s not everyday you meet a xalimoo who has a job.


She asked me to pick her up from the airport one day because her family was away, so as it’s a Saturday and was free, I thought sure. When I pulled up I saw this godzilla xalimoo who looked 38+ With a severe receding hairline approaching my car. She tapped on my window and when I opened it, she shouted “aboowe it’s me, Knowles”. She had big lips, with a lot of lipstick around them. She was wearing a brown duffel coat the ones half off at Ross and she smelled like suugo. She had too much samboos iyo shah calool.


I’m too polite and British to have driven away although I was tempted...when she got in I drove as fast as I could to drop her to her location and avoid small talk although she was bringing up a lot of somalispotters into the conversation especially other females. When I pulled up to the train station she lived nearby she asked me for 40 pound loan loooool. I told her I don’t carry cash and handed her a few coins I had forgotten about in my pocket and she took it. I don’t expect I will be getting my money back but it will go towards my zakat for the year.


Lesson learned: never believe a xaalimo.

 

[pablo]

Wallahi you been around to many faraxs

 

[HanadR6]

@Jaydaan's side of the story:


So @Knowles and I have been talking privately for a while now and we sort of became good friends.

She told me that she was a cute nurse in the midlands where she was making 21k a year for a few hours of work at some big hospital. I wouldn’t have believed her but she was sending me pictures of ‘dead old lady’ and the hospices she has went to. I’m not going to lie I was creeped out, but it’s not everyday you meet a xalimoo who has a job.


She asked me to pick her up from the airport one day because her family was away, so as it’s a Saturday and was free, I thought sure. When I pulled up I saw this godzilla xalimoo who looked 38+ With a severe receding hairline approaching my car. She tapped on my window and when I opened it, she shouted “aboowe it’s me, Knowles”. She had big lips, with a lot of lipstick around them. She was wearing a brown duffel coat the ones half off at Ross and she smelled like suugo. She had too much samboos iyo shah calool.


I’m too polite and British to have driven away although I was tempted...when she got in I drove as fast as I could to drop her to her location and avoid small talk although she was bringing up a lot of somalispotters into the conversation especially other females. When I pulled up to the train station she lived nearby she asked me for 40 pound loan loooool. I told her I don’t carry cash and handed her a few coins I had forgotten about in my pocket and she took it. I don’t expect I will be getting my money back but it will go towards my zakat for the year.


Lesson learned: never believe a xaalimo.

Im crying, Wallahi you need to direct a movie

 

[NotMyL]

@Jaydaan doesnt give me the bidar vibe are you sure you didn’t meet @Abdalla :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

So jaydaan and I have been talking privately for a while now and we sort of became good friends.

He told me that he was an engineer in Saudi Arabia where he was making 100k a year for a few hours of work in an oil rig. I wouldn’t have believed him but he was sending me pictures of his ‘apartment’ and the hotels he stays in. I’m not going to lie I was gassed, it’s not everyday you meet a farax who has a job and a high paying one at that.

He asked me to pick him up from the airport because his family were away, so as it’s a Saturday and I’m free, I thought sure. When I pulled up I saw this farax who looked 38+ With a severe receding hairline approaching my car. He tapped on my window and when I opened it, he shouted “abayo it’s me, jaydaan”. He had brown stained teeth with a lot of gaps between them. He was wearing a brown duffel coat the ones the homeless men tend to wear and his bidar was even more sickening close up. He grew the slides long and tried to comb it over the middle parts. Except when the wind blew you could see his bald patch shining.

I’m too polite and British to have driven away although I was tempted...when he got in I drove as fast as I could to drop him to his location and avoid small talk although he was bringing up a lot of somalispotters into the conversation. When I pulled up to the train station he lived nearby he asked me for 40 pound loan loooool. I told him I don’t carry cash and handed him a few coins I had forgotten about in my pocket and he took it. I don’t expect I will be getting my money back but it will go towards my zakat for the year.

Lesson learned: never believe a farax.

Did he ask about me?

#SomaliaKills

 

[Basra]

So jaydaan and I have been talking privately for a while now and we sort of became good friends.

He told me that he was an engineer in Saudi Arabia where he was making 100k a year for a few hours of work in an oil rig. I wouldn’t have believed him but he was sending me pictures of his ‘apartment’ and the hotels he stays in. I’m not going to lie I was gassed, it’s not everyday you meet a farax who has a job and a high paying one at that.

He asked me to pick him up from the airport because his family were away, so as it’s a Saturday and I’m free, I thought sure. When I pulled up I saw this farax who looked 38+ With a severe receding hairline approaching my car. He tapped on my window and when I opened it, he shouted “abayo it’s me, jaydaan”. He had brown stained teeth with a lot of gaps between them. He was wearing a brown duffel coat the ones the homeless men tend to wear and his bidar was even more sickening close up. He grew the slides long and tried to comb it over the middle parts. Except when the wind blew you could see his bald patch shining.

I’m too polite and British to have driven away although I was tempted...when he got in I drove as fast as I could to drop him to his location and avoid small talk although he was bringing up a lot of somalispotters into the conversation. When I pulled up to the train station he lived nearby he asked me for 40 pound loan loooool. I told him I don’t carry cash and handed him a few coins I had forgotten about in my pocket and he took it. I don’t expect I will be getting my money back but it will go towards my zakat for the year.

Lesson learned: never believe a farax.

" 38+ With a severe receding hairline"


"He had brown stained teeth with a lot of gaps between them"


I think u met Rkelly huuno!


Also, u seem to be well versed in picking up Farahs in your car. If I were your mother, I would be concerned.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

" 38+ With a severe receding hairline"


"He had brown stained teeth with a lot of gaps between them"


I think u met Rkelly huuno!


Also, u seem to be well versed in picking up Farahs in your car. If I were your mother, I would be concerned.

I am not terrible to the eyes

#SomaliaKills

 

[Jaydaan]

Anyone can tell @Jaydaan is a broke Farax that wears his underwear inside out, leave our boy alone naaya @Knowles as for his bidaar, the stress of travelling to the UK by tahriib can do wonders to your body
You should’ve stayed clear from him

even my brummie sister is taking shots on me. Now I know how Nicki Minaj feels.


Naaya @Knowles If it’s one thing I don’t have is bidaar. Secondly I wouldn’t ask you for change. I would simply rob you and take the car. You got me so wrong thinking I would politely ask you

 

[Jaydaan]

" 38+ With a severe receding hairline"


"He had brown stained teeth with a lot of gaps between them"


I think u met Rkelly huuno!


Also, u seem to be well versed in picking up Farahs in your car. If I were your mother, I would be concerned.

looooool I can always count on @Basra to slap @Knowles around

 

[Pipit]

@Knowles why would you even talk to jaydaan? His writing even comes off as broke faraax with dirty nails.

 

[Muji]

@Knowles a certain faraax on sspot once told me he makes 9k a month and has a high paying job, my money senses tingled, we started talking in the dms, and then one day he said, he forgot to log off from sspot and his roommate who got into the country through tahriib, was looking at the desktop confused about sspot. I was shocked, I asked him, you’ve a roommate? He tried to change the subject and say it was his cousin staying with him in his penthouse. Lucky for me I’ve cousins in the country that faraax lives, I sent them the information and they reported back to me that he lives in the ghetto with a fob roommate, who pays most of the rent. And this faraax doesn’t even have a car.


I’m livid. Wasting all that time thinking I hit the jackpot! I was already making plans on what to do with the 9k. And what furnitures to purchase for the penthouse.



P.s

@Knowles why would you even talk to jaydaan? His writing even comes off as broke faraax with dirty nails.

You’re right about his nails. His hands were dark and dry and his nails were very brittle. His finger nails had stripes on them. I wonder if what he has is contagious I will have to wipe down my car tomorrow.