I met @steamdevelopment in real life

[yasmin lan]

shes a weird character she held a massive black butt plug and was shouting “ooga booga I’m gonna catch you” long story short we’re married now and are adopting a cute little Japanese baby. Ordered her on amazon hopefully we get her before Monday because me and my wife are gonna fly to Mogadishu and help president Cheese with al shabab and help legalize gay marriage

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

The epitome of the Somali civilisation is right here people.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

shes a weird character she held a massive black butt plug and was shouting “ooga booga I’m gonna catch you” long story short we’re married now and are adopting a cute little Japanese baby. Ordered her on amazon hopefully we get her before Monday because me and my wife are gonna fly to Mogadishu and help president Cheese with al shabab and help legalize gay marriage

I can wait for our gaybies to arrive.

It'll be the best christmas after last year where we had Satan over to bless our santanic weeding

We'll make @Reiko our godmother, so she has something to look up to in our marriage :siilaanyosmile:

 

[yasmin lan]

I can wait for our gaybies to arrive.

It'll be the best christmas after last year where we had Satan over to bless our santanic weeding

We really must invite micheal Jackson lets get him a first class from hell ! Hunny do you mine taking the 19 inch destroying dildo out the washing machine I want it to dry

 

[Steamdevolopment]

We really must invite micheal Jackson lets get him a first class from hell ! Hunny do you mine taking the 19 inch destroying dildo out the washing machine I want it to dry

Sure thing, -dumpster27, I'll invite our swinger-club over for latex and drill excise

 

[TooMacaan]

My condolences to Somalia- and that miskeen Japanese baby, whom you refer to as if he/she were merchandise.

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[NotMyL]

@yasmin lan you could do better, the woman has been around the block. Anyways unless you have amazon prime, you gonna have to wait a week for that baby. I'm still waiting for an order I placed on cyber Monday, should've did the 2 day shipping.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

My condolences to Somalia- and that miskeen Japanese baby, whom you refer to as if he or she were merchandise.

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Only for @yasmin lan, she can drill all she wants

Honey, remember to bring the flash-light and candel lights for a hot evening BSDM

 

[yasmin lan]

My condolences to Somalia- and that miskeen Japanese baby, whom you refer to as if he/she were merchandise.

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She’s a switch only for me though! @Steamdevolopment i guess our little bundle of joy xing ming Lin lan Ching xon chong jr is gonna be in the mail after out big satanic fest

 

[Steamdevolopment]

She’s a switch only for me though! @Steamdevolopment i guess our little bundle of joy xing ming Lin lan Ching xon chong jr is gonna be in the mail after out big satanic fest

We have yet to decide the menu: Cat scrotum or hippo breast? You know let's just take both.

Will you bring the sperm-donations from @The Cushitic One, she's been very generous this year...

 

[yasmin lan]

We have yet to decide the menu: Cat scrotum or hippo breast? You know let's just take both.

Will you bring the sperm-donations from @The Cushitic One, she's been very generous this year...

I prefer @Zailah or @TooMacaan how about @GlitzyCue_ which out of the three of you wants to be our surrogate for our Satan baby? Yes the donor is Satan himself

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I prefer @Zailah or @TooMacaan how about @GlitzyCue_ which out of the three of you wants to be our surrogate for our Satan baby? Yes the donor is Satan himself

I think @Zailah is the most suitable parent, then @GlitzyCue_ and lastely @TooMacaan

 

[yasmin lan]

The epitome of the Somali civilisation is right here people.

Thanks you’re invited to our baby shower it’s in hell I’ll get you a seat at the table with me and the jhinns

 

[yasmin lan]

I think @Zailah is the most suitable parent, then @GlitzyCue_ and lastely @TooMacaan

How about we have 3 babies dear? We can knock em all up

 

[Steamdevolopment]

How about we have 3 babies dear? We can knock em all up

I won't be no stay at home dad. Daddy will be working as a lawyer

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Thanks you’re invited to our baby shower it’s in hell I’ll get you a seat at the table with me and the jhinns

Thanks, but no thanks. Carry on as you please, spread the benefits of the Somali civilisation.

 

[yasmin lan]

I won't be no stay at home dad. Daddy will be working as a lawyer

I’ll guess I’ll have to marry a second butch lesbian.... @Reiko you wanna be our free nanny? You look like a man so I guess you can be daddy number 2. In return we’ll feed you whats left of our dinners and random pocket change and collected lint from the washer

 

[TooMacaan]

Only for @yasmin lan, she can drill all she wants

Honey, remember to bring the flash-light and candel lights for a hot evening BSDM

She’s a switch only for me though! @Steamdevolopment i guess our little bundle of joy xing ming Lin lan Ching xon chong jr is gonna be in the mail after out big satanic fest

I thought the baby was Japanese...not Chinese. ?__?

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[yasmin lan]

I thought the baby was Japanese...not Chinese. ?__?

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The seller on amazon isn’t sure if the dumpster babies originally Chinese or Japanese so we just guessed

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I’ll guess I’ll have to marry a second butch lesbian.... @Reiko you wanna be our free nanny? You look like a man so I guess you can be daddy number 2. In return we’ll feed you whats left of our dinners and random pocket change and collected lint from the washer

Don't be generous to it. Leftover trash once a week and clean urine and she'll be happy