I have embarrassed myself, i have no honour left

[KULTA]

I have completely embarrassed myself, my brothers and sisters. Its time for me to do hijrah from this planet. This is what happened.

I had a date with this beautiful, perfect xaliimo right. The date was xalaalish, because her dad was with her etc. Everything was cool, until her dad said "my battery is dead". I was already in huge pressure so i panicked and said "here, adeer use my phone".

He opened Google Chrome and all i heard him say was "acuudubillaah, saqajaan, lacnatullaahi caleyk walciyaadu billaah. You will never marry my daughter!".

This is what he saw:

Spoiler: Time to do Harakiri

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[DuctTape]

I won't believe it because nothing on the internet is true

 

[KULTA]

I won't believe it because nothing on the internet is true

Of course this is a true story just like everything i say here

 

[Xooshdheere]

he probably saw somalispot

 

[DuctTape]

Of course this is a true story just like everything i say here

You could have easily explained your way out of that and said it was a virus that displays qashin on your phone
Many options for a creative liar.

 

[KULTA]

You could have easily explained your way out of that and said it was a virus that displays qashin on your phone
Many options for a creative liar.

I panicked and said only once a day

 

[DuctTape]

I panicked and said only once a day

If this story is true then you have an IQ of 1
That could have been your future sxb, and you threw it away

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I have completely embarrassed myself, my brothers and sisters. Its time for me to do hijrah from this planet. This is what happened.

I had a date with this beautiful, perfect xaliimo right. The date was xalaalish, because her dad was with her etc. Everything was cool, until her dad said "my battery is dead". I was already in huge pressure so i panicked and said "here, adeer use my phone".

He opened Google Chrome and all i heard him say was "acuudubillaah, saqajaan, lacnatullaahi caleyk walciyaadu billaah. You will never marry my daughter!".

This is what he saw:

Spoiler: Time to do Harakiri

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I knew you were a pervert.

We hold meeting thuesdays at 8 PM sharp.

 

[D2HUM8L31NE]

...... I don't know what's worse you watching ph or you on somalispot