I hate to make a anti-newbie thread

Stop hating you old hag

so you are one of these “would you marry x and y” newbies. Open the window and take some deep breathes. This is a muslim majority forum we don’t want a constant live stream of your qooq. If you can’t do that there are business savvy ladies on Instagram who take cash app donations for degrading pictures.
 
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Abdalla

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Because you guys are horrible contributors. I love you guys but you're annoying AF. You can barely stitch together a decent argument, the topics you discuss are mindless jibber-jabber and you made my ex-husband @Abdalla hide in the FDK section.

Someone misses my relationship topics. I have few in mind and would like to present it to the SSPOT Council. But I'm afraid that the would-you-marry-your-cousin newbies ask me lots of boring questions instead of engaging in entertaining, thought provoking discussions.

How are you dealing with the lockdown? Are you bonding with your indhoyar daddy? Did you cook him a nice stew made of bats, squids and cats?
 

Helios

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Someone misses my relationship topics. I have few in mind and would like to present it to the SSPOT Council. But I'm afraid that the would-you-marry-your-cousin newbies ask me lots of boring questions instead of engaging in entertaining, thought provoking discussions.

How are you dealing with the lockdown? Are you bonding with your indhoyar daddy?
Wow Abdalla in the general section. The newbies did an Aidid on you man
 

Helios

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You're a newbie yourself. The Good kulaha more like The Who?
Haha I saw that edit are you that scared that you needed to add an insult after you already posted?

Bro when I see your pfp pop up in the General section I feel like I'm viewing the dinosaur exhibit
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Helios

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Pfp, we use to call it dp in my time. In @sophisticate and @Afrique era, it was called avatar :pachah1:
Idk man it's interchangeable but anyways no need to start firing shots at me. I'm not the one spamming repetitive marriage topics. We got off on the wrong foot Abdalla. Personally I tend to like the older users @sophisticate adores me for example. Either way October 2019 vs April 2020 is a lot different. I'm new but not a newbie
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Sophisticate

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Idk man it's interchangeable but anyways no need to start firing shots at me. I'm not the one spamming repetitive marriage topics. We got off on the wrong foot Abdalla. Personally I tend to like the older users @sophisticate adores me for example. Either way October 2019 vs April 2020 is a lot different. I'm new but not a newbie
:mjohreally:

When @Afrique abandoned you, you became my foster son.

@Abdalla isn't the most tech savy so prepare to wait eons for a response.

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Someone misses my relationship topics. I have few in mind and would like to present it to the SSPOT Council. But I'm afraid that the would-you-marry-your-cousin newbies ask me lots of boring questions instead of engaging in entertaining, thought provoking discussions.

How are you dealing with the lockdown? Are you bonding with your indhoyar daddy? Did you cook him a nice stew made of bats, squids and cats?

lol stay in the generals even @Gucci mane drifted to the qabil section when his expertise are solely the gym and how to mix protein shakes.

I miss your relationship threads- they always ended up with you being dumped, strange, considering you’re supposedly a good looking businessman.

the London lockdown is tough, the death rates are climbing up each day and they don’t have enough hospital equipment or tests. you’re lucky you decided not to come to the U.K.
 

Helios

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When @Afrique abandoned you, you became my foster son.

@Abdalla isn't the most tech savy so prepare to wait eons for a response.

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She didn't abandon me, it was begrudging acceptance because she couldn't decide if she wanted me as a little farax husband or a son.
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@Abdalla thinks a little jab like "The Who" could do much to me lol. Take your meds bro
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