I got my ass beat!!!!!!!

[DiricLover]

So, yesterday as I was on my way home via bus ( I usually walk home but I couldn't be bothered) a white woman came on the bus and sat not next to me but the seat after I bought an Oreo mcflurry before getting on and I put it beside me because I was getting something out of my bag, this decided to slap the mcflurry and it flew across the bus (bearing in mind that it was full) I was so confused! I was like wtf you , what's your problem? My girl went absolutely bonkers and started yelling 'you fucking , black , go back to stinky Africa'. I've been living in the UK for a decade now never have I ever been racially abused, nor have I been in a physical fight so I'm just standing there thinking is this caadi mise way waalantahay whilst also hurling insults.
In the spur of the moment I poured a bottle of water all over her that I had in my pocket and slapped her across the face. She grabbed my hijab as I held on to her greasy stinky hair and this spun me around and dashed me on to the floor like I was a piece of paper. Woooooooooow I'm thinking is this really happening, did this white just throw me like that kkkkkkkkkk hoognay oo ba'nay oo jabnay. As I am laying on the floor trying to get up out of nowhere this white c*nt (supposedly her boyfriend) started stamping on my leg and and spitting on me. Wallahi for a minute I thought khalas naa way kuu dhamaatay walee until a couple of nigerian guys who were sitting upstairs heard what was going on and literally saved me. They beat the crap out of the guy and I got up and finally got a hold of the and went ham on her.
A busted lip and a severely bruised leg later Alhamdulillah I am fine.

On my day off on Thursday I am signing up to a martial arts class. Susan si mahaa

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Alhamdulillah you are fine abayo macaan

A beautiful qalanjo like yourself shouldn't even be on the bus sitting next to unpredictable weirdos.

Somali Queen

I hope your doing fine abayo macaan like sparmuto iyo that Oreo Mcflurry.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Shidh!

Weren't there any Somalis on the bus? Cadaans are getting brave these days.

Hope you're doing okay.

 

[Mohamud]

did a mcflurry cheat on her or something? what kind of cartoony reaction is that

but you got back up in the commotion and finished her off?

 

[Hemaal]

Sorry it had to be you huuno! f*ck martial arts get into boxing, one jab and the wouldn't know what hit her!

 

[Sarah136]

IM BURNING UP FOR YOU SIS!!!! Ahhhhhhhh I'm ready to eat them.i need to unleash the Isaaq in me since eating human flesh is a lander thing

 

[Leo]

First time for everything. This a valuable lesson you learned laddess.

 

[star]

I hope you're feeling okay

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

this spun me around and dashed me on to the floor like I was a piece of paper. Woooooooooow I'm thinking is this really happening, did this white just throw me like that

wallahi i am imagining a skinny hijabi with glasses going at it with a fat cadaan lady.

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

Somalis need to appreciate that Pan-African unity

Reminds me of the time when my aunt was given a lift on a bike by African men when she was stranded somewhere with nowhere to turn.

May Allah reward them.

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

Somalis need to appreciate that Pan-African unity

Reminds me of the time when my aunt was given a lift on a bike by African men when she was stranded somewhere with nowhere to turn.

May Allah reward them.

we are the biggest pan africans but our reputation was destroyed by online trolls

 

[Karl Abdi]

she probably did this before to another xalimo and got away with it, these things don't happen out of the blue

 

[daacad]

alxamdulilah ur fine and I hope ur martial art's class goes well so you can teach a lesson to any /scumbag that tries to do anything like that again

 

[Siddhartha]

Birmingham is less than 50% white now how can anyone be racist these days, must have been some chav on benefits.

 

[Luke]

Wow, good thing you're laughing it off (I think). What a terrible creature

 

[Radical]

These cadaan es are getting strong these days,
What the f*ck are they putting in those vegan meals

 

[Coulombs law]

A couple of Nigerians saved you but there was no Faarax around to be the hero ???

Hopefully you aren't seriously hurt tho

 

[Ferrari]

way dhacdaa. we have all been there. here's a the lesson you should have learnt from this; if a fight is inevitable, you have to throw first hand, and not just any hand, your aim should be to neutralize her. use whatever you have in your hands if you need to. so instead of pouring the water on her, next time, try aim for the jaw.

 

[DiricLover]

Shidh!

Weren't there any Somalis on the bus? Cadaans are getting brave these days.

Hope you're doing okay.

There was no Somalis on the bus unfortunately. I'm good Alhamdulillah

 

[agnes]

I hope you recover quick from your injuries. Some of these nutters carry knifes. They are not worth the fight walahi. The bloody cows are mentally ill too.