I CANT HIDE IT ANY LONGER: I'm engaged to Reiko

[Jake from State Farm]

No ilma Hennessy allowed

Weren't you defaming a poor dugsi teacher yesterday ( just cause he fell for a young gazelle)

i was gonna bring you a fire wedding gift. three camels

and the girl was below the age of 18 and the teacher was in his high 20s. he is a creep.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

i was gonna bring you a fire wedding gift. three camels

and the girl was below the age of 18 and the teacher was in his high 20s. he is a creep.

This might be a rude awakening but did you know that your dad was 27 and your mom was 13 when they got married

 

[Waxwaalan]

Her standards are so low it can only be found in CERN


But even she wouldn't date you, I don't even know if you can legally be regarded as "husband", more like "has-been" :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[xalimathe6]

Waryaa why are you engaged to some Madow tribalist?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Waryaa why are you engaged to some Madow tribalist?

To inherit

 

[Jake from State Farm]

This might be a rude awakening but did you know that your dad was 27 and your mom was 13 when they got married

Naw my dad was like 35 and my mom was exactly 20.

 

[Basra]

Naw my dad was like 35 and my mom was exactly 20.

Mashalaaah Your Hoyoo must be hot

 

[Basra]

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Mashalaaah Your Hoyoo must be hot

you trying to be my date to their wedding. he aint invite me so imma crash it. im causing a scene. im yelling out "he has aids"

 

[Basra]

you trying to be my date to their wedding. he aint invite me so imma crash it. im causing a scene. im yelling out "he has aids"

Cute....

 

[The Cushitic One]

But even she wouldn't date you, I don't even know if you can legally be regarded as "husband", more like "has-been" :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Boqor]

Speaking on behalf of beesha we shall give you @Reiko however in return we want @The Cushitic One @Waxwaalan @Basra and 40 more jeegan girls. Fair deal because that's how much a maxamuud saleeban girl is worth in this world.

 

[Gambar]

Speaking on behalf of beesha we shall give you @Reiko however in return we want @The Cushitic One @Waxwaalan @Basra and 40 more jeegan girls. Fair deal because that's how much a maxamuud saleeban girl is worth in this world.

You can’t give away @Reiko to this crazy menace.

 

[Boqor]

You can’t give away @Reiko to this crazy menace.

She can tame his sijui ass

 

[Waxwaalan]

Speaking on behalf of beesha we shall give you @Reiko however in return we want @The Cushitic One @Waxwaalan @Basra and 40 more jeegan girls. Fair deal because that's how much a maxamuud saleeban girl is worth in this world.

war maad walatay?

maa eeyo ba dulaa? ma farras ba dabaalada? waarabaha mey hadlan? habeen iyo xalay tagay warya hid da rood

 

[AbdiJew]

@Reiko how old are you horta?

 

[Gambar]

She can tame his sijui ass

The poor girl isnt a rehab center.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Reiko how old are you horta?

I turned 21 with my fake age.

My real age is 42.

Say mashallah. Scamming the both worlds.


Does this mean I will be your new step Hooyo!

 

[AbdiJew]

I turned 21 with my fake age.

My real age is 42.

Say mashallah. Scamming the both worlds.


Does this mean I will be your new step Hooyo!

I think you're 35. So you can't be anyone over 15's step hoyoo

I am thinking of changing my birth year. People can change their sex so why not birth year?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I think you're 35. So you can't be anyone over 15's step hoyoo

I am thinking of changing my birth year. People can change their sex so why not birth year?

Accudubillah.

Wallahi I'm not even 30 yet.



Why change your age?