I CANT HIDE IT ANY LONGER: I'm engaged to Reiko

[AbdiJew]

Accudubillah.

Wallahi I'm not even 30 yet.



Why change your age?

I'm 25. I'd like to stay 22-23.

I want to be young forever.

I knew a Ukrainian woman who was in her 50s and claimed to be 27 (her daughter is 26 or 27). It can be done. She even had it on her driver's license somehow.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I'm 25. I'd like to stay 22-23.

I want to be young forever.

I knew a Ukrainian woman who was in her 50s and claimed to be 27 (her daughter is 26 or 27). It can be done. She even had it on her driver's license somehow.

50 claiming 27? That's impossible unless she had tons of surgery.

 

[AbdiJew]

50 claiming 27? That's impossible unless she had tons of surgery.

She looks old as f*ck (no surgery) but she got the ID. Maybe she has friends in the system.

 

[The Cushitic One]

Speaking on behalf of beesha we shall give you @Reiko however in return we want @The Cushitic One @Waxwaalan @Basra and 40 more jeegan girls. Fair deal because that's how much a maxamuud saleeban girl is worth in this world.

@Abdalla said his giving me 100k meher
and a honeymoon in PL

:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Abdalla]

@Abdalla said his giving me 100k meher
and a honeymoon in PL

:siilaanyolaugh:

100k Somaliland shillings

 

[The Cushitic One]

100k Somaliland shillings

I will burn your
Village

 

[BirtaanJabin]

I will burn your
Village

I shall give you 45K and a trip to Garowe so you can catch Majeerteen Fever

 

[CangeeroBear]

Her standards are so low it can only be found in CERN


But even she wouldn't date you, I don't even know if you can legally be regarded as "husband", more like "has-been" :siilaanyolaugh:

No wonder she paid for the condo herself on interest
:siilaanyolaugh:
@Reiko I could take care of you way better abaayo macaan.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I’ve changed my mind about @R.Kelly

We had an argument about him wanting to quit his job and being a house husband, he doesn’t know how to cook or clean. Ive also heard him talk to his clansmen on the phone saying I will get close to the Somali king and take over the kingdom.



I’m working on getting a restraining order against him and he will sign a NDA.



And no I’m not looking for a rebound so please don’t flood my DMs.


I would appreciate some privacy at this moment!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I’ve changed my mind about @R.Kelly

We had an argument about him wanting to quit his job and being a house husband, he doesn’t know how to cook or clean. Ive also heard him talk to his clansmen on the phone saying I will get close to the Somali king and take over the kingdom.



I’m working on getting a restraining order against him and he will sign a NDA.



And no I’m not looking for a rebound so please don’t flood my DMs.


I would appreciate some privacy at this moment!

( guys don't bother trying having her, it's deformed, been there and done it. It is deformed like a person with cleft lips)

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

( guys don't bother trying having her, it's deformed, been there and done it. It is deformed like a person with cleft lips)

So now you’re lying about me!!

I’m going to sue for lying about my womanhood and for causing me stress with your non-stop whining about your balding spot.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

So now you’re lying about me!!

I’m going to sue for lying about my womanhood and for causing me stress with your non-stop whining about your balding spot.

This is a typical Somali divorce, woman go for men's jugular. What's next ? Is she gonna call me a "qoomu-luudh ".

It's their to go to defamation of ex husband