I can't believe none of u made a topic about this, it's going viral on the somali social media

[menace]

People are irate that the ruler of quarter of Mogadishu did a sujuud For the Kenyan bakhtiyey army

Now the biggest sheikh of Somalia ( Mo' Idris) has requested to have a meeting with this incompetent neef

 

[Tucking_Fypo]

Menace what an entertainer, one of reasons i left somnet is to follow your posts

 

[menace]

Menace what an entertainer, one of reasons i left somnet is to follow your posts

Haa Adeer! Fariid!

 

[Liibaan]

This Neef is way cooler than HSM.

 

[Hubble]

Is Mo Idris 'Sheikh shame on you'?

 

[Liibaan]

Is Mo Idris 'Sheikh shame on you'?

Sure he is.

 

[Hubble]

Sarcasm? Or maybe I should use ceeltire Google.

 

[Queen Carawelo]

@menace did you watch Somalidaaduunka snapchat today? There was this chick from Abu Dhabi, she didn't show us anything but her in her damn car smh.

 

[menace]

@menace did you watch Somalidaaduunka snapchat today? There was this chick from Abu Dhabi, she didn't show us anything but her in her damn car smh.

I opened it as the chicks from Tdot feature was ending and when they had that writing " and now Abu Dhabi" I just shut it down. I don't want to see little dam casiir kids in a artificial country.

 

[Inactive]

Idris? The Eritrean guy?

 

[Queen Carawelo]

I opened it as the chicks from Tdot feature was ending and when they had that writing " and now Abu Dhabi" I just shut it down. I don't want to see little dam casiir kids in a artificial country.

You didn't miss much at all. She was boring. I was waiting to see beautiful buildings, landscapes, high end gold stores but noooope. She kept defending the Arabs.

 

[menace]

You didn't miss much at all. She was boring. I was waiting to see beautiful buildings, landscapes, high end gold stores but noooope. She kept defending the Arabs.

Let me assume that you've never been to the UAE?

That place is all glass and glitter but sadly you just know that the place runs on one thing ..petro dollar ...no intellectual capacity at all ..everything foreign run

 

[menace]

Idris? The Eritrean guy?

Yes! He lives here in my city but is always travelling with a travel document cause the US is giving him hard time

 

[Queen Carawelo]

Let me assume that you've never been to the UAE?

That place is all glass and glitter but sadly you just know that the place runs on one thing ..petro dollar ...no intellectual capacity at all ..everything foreign run

I've been there back in 2006 for 6 days. It was really nice. I ate shawarma and had mango casiir like there was no tomorrow, I fell sick for 2 days.

 

[menace]

I've been there back in 2006 for 6 days. It was really nice. I ate shawarma and had mango casiir like there was no tomorrow, I fell sick for 2 days.

Ma shuban bad ku waalatey!

 

[Queen Carawelo]

Ma shuban bad ku waalatey!

Haa, calool xanuun. Musqusha was my bestfriend.

 

[Figo]

I'm from Dal Udug what this fool does doesn't concern me.

 

[menace]

Haa, calool xanuun. Musqusha was my bestfriend.

In Hargeisa town I had a diarrhea terror in downtown from some food poisoning. You know they ain't got a restroom, at least that's what I thought.

It was my stupid fault for allowing to reach an imminent point. I thought I can make it to the house but I failed to recognize calool xumo ba I heysey. I started sweating from pain to shuban. You know that pain when holding it. I started running and then walking cause I was freaking out.

I then went to a store to ask for a restroom and they said they ain't got it but that there's a rent restroom business if I walk further.

As I walked my situation got worse cause I partially shuban on me.

Then I contemplated squating right there and then and running the chance of being labeled by the tribe as a confirmed madman returned from qurbaha.

Luckily I made it to the rent restroom and the restroom keeper was like "kun shilin" but I had big bills so I said I don't have it and he was like " ka soco Adeer meesha" and so I let out w big scream " waar iga beyd shuban ba iga socda ayeeydaadii..." And nigga seen the devil on my face cause he stepped aside.

The biggest embarrassment happened here tho cause as I stepped inside the restroom I had this rush of relieve that I forgot to take my clothes off that I severely shuban on my clothes. Afterwards I started washing my underwear and pants before I came out. When I came out the guy was like " WAAR miyaad qubeysatey" and I was like " ha"

 

[Queen Carawelo]

In Hargeisa town I had a diarrhea terror in downtown from some food poisoning. You know they ain't got a restroom, at least that's what I thought.

It was my stupid fault for allowing to reach an imminent point. I thought I can make it to the house but I failed to recognize calool xumo ba I heysey. I started sweating from pain to shuban. You know that pain when holding it. I started running and then walking cause I was freaking out.

I then went bro a stow to ask for a restroom and they said they ain't got it but that there's a rent restroom business if I walk further.

As I walked my situation got worse cause I partially shuban on me.

Then I contemplated squaring right there and then and running the chance of being labeled by the tribe as a confirmed madman returned from qurbaha.

Luckily I made it to the rent restroom and the restroom keeper was like "kun shilin" but I had big bills so I said I don't have it and he was like " ka soco Adeer meesha" and so I let out w big scream " waar iga beyd shuban ba iga socda ayeeydaadii..." And nigga seen the devil on my face cause he stepped aside.

The biggest embarrassment happened here tho cause as I stepped inside the restroom I had this rush of relieve that I forgot to take my clothes off that I secerely shuban on my clothes. Afterwards I started washing my underwear and pants before I came out. When I came out the guy was like " WAAR miyaad qubeysatey" and I was like " ha"

Looooooooooooool


Wallahi billahi I teared up from laughing so much.

 

[Thatsomaligirl]

In Hargeisa town I had a diarrhea terror in downtown from some food poisoning. You know they ain't got a restroom, at least that's what I thought.

It was my stupid fault for allowing to reach an imminent point. I thought I can make it to the house but I failed to recognize calool xumo ba I heysey. I started sweating from pain to shuban. You know that pain when holding it. I started running and then walking cause I was freaking out.

I then went to a store to ask for a restroom and they said they ain't got it but that there's a rent restroom business if I walk further.

As I walked my situation got worse cause I partially shuban on me.

Then I contemplated squating right there and then and running the chance of being labeled by the tribe as a confirmed madman returned from qurbaha.

Luckily I made it to the rent restroom and the restroom keeper was like "kun shilin" but I had big bills so I said I don't have it and he was like " ka soco Adeer meesha" and so I let out w big scream " waar iga beyd shuban ba iga socda ayeeydaadii..." And nigga seen the devil on my face cause he stepped aside.

The biggest embarrassment happened here tho cause as I stepped inside the restroom I had this rush of relieve that I forgot to take my clothes off that I severely shuban on my clothes. Afterwards I started washing my underwear and pants before I came out. When I came out the guy was like " WAAR miyaad qubeysatey" and I was like " ha"

This is my worst nightmare walahi