I am holding a competition for anyone that wants to marry me. Pls marry me.

[Helios]

Epiphany is 41. She is a masakin and needs to be saved from the dictatorship she calls home. Isn’t it in good in Islam to marry older women? Also I need to marry 2 because marriage is half of the deen, and I’m lacking in the other half of deen. I need to marry twice to complete my deen.
I’m just a god-fearing agnostic who tryna get as much good deeds as I can. No jahanam for me

Thats it you admitted to it and I'm going back to my 1% chances with @Saredo. I'd rather gamble on the lottery than spend more time with you.

 

[IftiinOfLife]

Not on my watch inshaAllah! The next love story we'll get is "How Beenleey Got Her Islam Back"

 

[Saredo]

Thats it you admitted to it and I'm going back to my 1% chances with @Saredo. I'd rather gamble on the lottery than spend more time with you.

welcome back.

 

[Dalmoor]

AM NOT A LESBIAN ASTAGHFIRULLAH!!!! I'm just desperate.

I wouldn't mind a xalimo who's under 5'0 or is 5'0 but I would prefer xalimo that's 5'5-6'5. but if you're a male and shorter than 6'10 you can f*ck off loool midget ass nigga. It's 2020, grow the f*ck up. PLEASE MARRY ME

 

[Helios]

welcome back.

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[beenleey]

Thats it you admitted to it and I'm going back to my 1% chances with @Saredo. I'd rather gamble on the lottery than spend more time with you.

You changed the thing under your name already I guess a new ighland clan dream will be put on pause

 

[Helios]

You changed the thing under your name already I guess a new ighland clan dream will be put on pause

@Muji Beenleey couldn't last 3 days without cheating on me for the gender bender epiphany. Clearly you're lacking something Beenleey

 

[Muji]

@Muji Beenleey couldn't last 3 days without cheating on me for the gender bender epiphany. Clearly you're lacking something Beenleey

I told you to go with basra. You need an older hand who can cook and clean for you. I’m tired of doing all this for you.

 

[astorecalledkmart]

@epiphany - how closely does your real face approximate that of Derp Goku's? Your voice suggests that you don't look like that, even during a cold

 

[Helios]

I told you to go with basra. You need an older hand who can cook and clean for you. I’m tired of doing all this for you.

Sorry Hoyoo I should have listened to you.

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[Helios]

@Muji I'm going to do something nice but I guess I benefit too

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[B-is-the-code]

Trolling???? poor, lil, innocent me???? I would never. Please take a seat, a proper lady like me has no time for trolling and I'm being 100% genuine.

Lady aa? im confused as you

 

[Helios]

Haha @Muji I put you in a Catch 22. You either refuse to follow me and your defense of the hoyoo son thing falls apart or I get a free follower. This forehead Allah has gifted us Faraxs is not entirely a waste

 

[Abba Sadacha]

the trolling is epic with this one!