I’ve taken my alternative facts to Twitter. I have posted abt the tiktok Xaliimo who got deported from SL yesterday

[Grigori Rasputin]

 

[Basra]

This is nonsense. They just wanted bribery. I hope Somalia does not become like Kenya. Kenyans are notorious for bribery game. We need to set ourselves apart based on our deen.

 

[Malik_N_Tea]

Okay I must admit miss world is a cutie

 

[Abdisamad]

Okay I must admit miss world is a cutie

Not us cute as kiin jamaac though

 

[alexander]

Not us cute as kiin jamaac though

I only see the face, how is the body looking

 

[Malik_N_Tea]

Not us cute as kiin jamaac though

Yes she’s cute too

 

[Abdisamad]

I only see the face, how is the body looking

Very fat.. I don't think she does much exercise apart from when she walks to the kitchen to grab a snack between the breaks on her tiktok recording session

 

[Abdisamad]

Yes she’s cute too

If I met her I I'll put a ring on her instantly.. Don't even care to do the obligatory background checks

 

[Malik_N_Tea]

Very fat.. I don't think she does much exercise apart from when she walks to the kitchen to grab a snack between the breaks on her tiktok recording session

Just look at Miss World, she’s so fluffy I bet she feels like a pillow, I wouldn’t mind resting on her chest.

 

[Malik_N_Tea]

If I met her I I'll put a ring on her instantly.. Don't even care to do the obligatory background checks

If she’s one of a kind, those background checks are irrelevant.

 

[Abdisamad]

Just look at Miss World, she’s so fluffy I bet she feels like a pillow, I wouldn’t mind resting on her chest.

@Cosmo would pass out if you left him with such a woman.. But me and @Sheikh Google we know how to handle some extra hilib

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I only see the face, how is the body looking

Terrible!
Like an Eedos.

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[Manafesto]

Your Twitter account would blow the f*ck if you just simply use your signature thread titles on here, for example this story would have been better if you tweeted like this "


"# #TikTok #Hawiye dhoocil gets banned to land in #Idooria Capital City Airport for Having #Farmaajo ID CBB Card, Her Flat ass Gets gets forced to buy another ticket out of #Somaliland or otherwise face the consequences of a behind door activities with the #HA immigration commander in charge of late at night shifts, Lucky her #Laangaabs HY connection came through and helped her catch her next flight back to her to hellhole #Galmudug state."

 

[Leila]

Uff I hate Hawiyes that beg it to Somaliland, yesterday she was kissing the Somaliland flag on TikTok and now she got deported Haye ka xaab xaabi. Reer Muqdisho think Darood is their enemy but I bet you if they went to Garowe or Caabud waaq the people there would never treat you like this.

 

[Laagite]

I know I shit on SL alot but airport security is chill ngl, had my first FKD experience with a cousin working at the airport and 1 Arap and HA guy. I didn't Mirqaan but the atmosphere got me mirqaaned lol.

 

[Jaydaan]

Everyone knows hargeisa airport. Just prepare your bribe money or they will make it hard for you. Both my brother and sister went there and just gave them money. They are all crocks. That khat money is all that matters to them