how to get any girl you want step to step guide

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My father raised me right. He never differeniated Isaaqs and was always a Somaliland nationalist but he just told me that HJ men are wild though lmao
HJ are wild wallahi we just dont give a monkeys
It’s in all of our interests to help these incels get laid.

Maybe if they got laid they wouldn’t be harassing twitter xalimos and scaring off all the females on the forum.

The average xalimo stay on this forum is 2 months. Because all these bed wetters are harassing them.
im dead wallahi these guys need to take this in or forever wet the bed which one you gonna choose waryaada kkkk?
 
College is literally the easiest time in your entire fucking life to get laid.

Never again will you be surrounded by people your age like you are now. You have no excuse. Sort yourself out.
 

SumMo

very lowkey
Why you having thoughts like this. It's just a cartoon

You need to go read the Quran asap.

Get rid of these haram thoughts in your head.
I’m serious.

He wanted it to look the dude was doig something sexual. Just take a look at that profile pic and try telling me anything different..
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I ain’t no fool saxiib. And no need for quran as I find sex to be disgusting as it is. Just pointing out the double standard from his side. I’m in that mood today. Teas are getting spilled..
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Jake from State Farm

We pro xalimo all 2019
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I’m serious..

He wanted it to look the dude was doig something sexual. Just take a look at that profile pic and try telling me anything different..
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I ain’t no fool saxiib. And no need for quran as I find sex to be disgusting as it is. Just pointing out the double standard from his side. I’m in that mood today. Teas are getting spilled..
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Someone needs to throw zam zam water at you. Your mind is not in the right place.
 
Loool abti good advice but you need more detail. Bare gyal will not rate being moved to on road if they're in a rush. Theyll dismiss you as a stalker. You have to make it look like it was pure chance to have met them. Its all about time, location and opportunity...i got numbers just after chatting them up at tube stations, starbucks, events etc not everyday lounges/shubz

One girl i actually dated was finishing her shift at Tescos, i positioned myself so she served me at the counter when her colleagues weren't looking...all i did was make a dry joke about why was she working so late on a bank holiday and had her laughing...once i broke the ice i got her talking for like 2 mins...didn't even ask for her number...came back 2 months later and she still remembered me, secured the deets and the rest is history :icon lol:
True say its defo about timing you gotta go upto friendly looking girls who aint running anywhere so yeah good point timing waryaada dont follow a girl who is walking really fast heading somewhere go upto girls who are just walking casually or if your at the bustop secure digits there while you wait for your bus. Its easy mandem dont be scared go get it.
 

Jake from State Farm

We pro xalimo all 2019
Says the one who ordered food with haram meat from Mexican Taco Bell..
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Allah don't ever disrespect my local taco shop ever again.

Your just jealous you live in gluten free,unseasoned food, Becky filled Norway.

Y'all don't get to experience any Hispanic food culture. Uuf.
 

SumMo

very lowkey
Allah don't ever disrespect my local taco shop ever again.

Your just jealous you live in gluten free,unseasoned food, Becky filled Norway.

Y'all don't get to experience any Hispanic food culture. Uuf.
How dare you disrespect my gluten free unseasoned food, you bastard son of a..

I’m coming for you next.
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Jake from State Farm

We pro xalimo all 2019
How dare you disrespect my gluten free unseasoned food, you bastard son of a..

I’m comming for you next.
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Miskeen the food u must have been eating must have been straight trash.

It's okay sxb :friendhug:it's not your fault you were raised in Norway.
If you ever come to Texas I will send a messenger to show you the good Mexican restaurants in Texas.

I don't trust you. I feel like I will be attacked for praising beckys>xalimos too much if I met you in person.
 
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