How everyone on this app looks like

[Abdisamad]

@The Smooth-Operator after saredo set him up for a date again and didn't show up

Saredo would never do me like that.. If you said @Basic though

 

[Octavian]

Saredo would never do me like that

ive heard rumors that she got married and is pregnant with abdi number 20

 

[Octavian]

Saredo would never do me like that.. If you said @Basic though

isn't basic older then u

 

[Abdisamad]

isn't basic older then u

She's an ayeeyo but her body look like a young qalanjo who just turned 20

 

[Saredo]

ive heard rumors that she got married and is pregnant with abdi number 20

My own football team! FC-Saredo.

 

[Abdisamad]

My own football team! FC-Saredo.

I'll form a hooligan group to support this team.. Anyone who talks shit about fc Saredo will get their teeth knocked out

 

[qalanjoqoordheer]

Because you said What Hals looks Like and I told what she really looks like.

ninka berta fala futadisa gaduud

 

[Octavian]

My own football team! FC-Saredo.

I'll form a hooligan group to support this team.. Anyone who talks shit about fc Saredo will get their teeth knocked out

so ur the ones who burned down sl last night

 

[Abdisamad]

so ur the ones who burned down sl last night

It's to tick mark fC @Saredo has been in town

 

[Octavian]

so ur the ones who burned down sl last night

ofc its the french niggas turn their country into a ww1 battle after some local team loses
exapample the might eiffel tower looses local maad algerians burn and loot
paris light looses ajnabi zuu genes turn on loot and destroy and if she goes on for long enough they will start fighting each other zuu on zuu like some cage fight marathon

 

[Saredo]

so ur the ones who burned down sl last night

we’re only burning calories over here. My team is working hard.
We will win the champions league soon.

 

[Octavian]

we’re only burning calories over here. My team is working hard.
We will win the champions league soon.

bruuh claroies the size of a stadium

 

[Saredo]

bruuh claroies the size of a stadium

Are you calling us obese ?!?!!?
You're Cancelled.

 

[Octavian]

Are you calling us obese ?!?!!?
You're Cancelled.

ofc not u somalinaos are thinner then air but burned ur entire city over a soccer match

 

[Abdisamad]

we’re only burning calories over here. My team is working hard.
We will win the champions league soon.

Yeah we are peaceful, viva FC Saredo

 

[Octavian]

Yeah we are peaceful, viva FC Saredo

rip reer asma

 

[Sophisticate]

Thank you @Asli but I don't look like that. Nor do I wear glasses.

 

[Thugnificent]

Here is my guess at the nearest everyone looks like. Skintone and accessories ie Hijab may vary.
Number one. Formerly Garen @Octavian

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Next up we have @486th President . The little troublemaker who everyone in the family tolerates.

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Let's not forget the queen of SSPOT. @Basra

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Next we have my favorite @Sophisticate

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@Nafiso Qalanjo the meme queen

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The lovely @salma saluuni

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@Halimo Supremist

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@Joliemademoiselle

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i spent almost 30 min doing this and I know i left out a lot of ppl but feel free to make ACCURATE ones below lol

Abaayo you should add +50kg per person.