How do you talk to Somali girls??

[Jake from State Farm]

Graduate and fly back to Somalia sxb. You will have 4 Xalimos who have never seen electricity or a car waiting to give you children and take care of your livestock.

This man is telling the truth. Guaranteed 4 wives.

 

[cambuulonews]

“Maanta laga bilaabo magacaada wa Google, maxaa yelay waxaan raadinhayoba waad heysaa.”

 

[cambuulonews]

Abdi: abaayo bandaid maheysaa?
Xalimo: bisinka
Abdi: jilibkaan ka murxay anigoo kuu kufay (buck tooth smile)

 

[Manafesto]

Okay so day-to-day I don't encounter alot of Somali girls, but still how do I chat them up. Or do these Somali guys lie about dating (most of whom I know said they ended it). Do us Somalis even date??? I'm absolutely clueless as to how all this works? I don't know seriously, should I just stay in my lane until the time is right lol (I say that but i don't know any Somali girls). But what is this i'm hearing about Somalis dating ? Dating with the intention of getting married? That is understandable but why do people do this so young if that's the case.

You talk to Somali girls the same way you talk to Indian and Pakistani or even an Arab lady with a carefull conservative approach, Somali girls most fall easily like guys with money, education or a power, If you have none of this , I highly suggest you to join a forum named Sspot.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

You talk to Somali girls the same way you talk to Indian and Pakistani or even an Arab lady with a carefull conservative approach, Somali girls most fall easily like guys with money, education or a power, If you have none of this , I highly suggest you to join a forum named Sspot.

I got $7.59 in my bank account right now. Don't compare me to these broke ass niggas uuf

 

[RICH]

You sound like such a miskeen (in a good way). If you want to get to know a Somali girl, just talk to her. You’ve got nothing to lose. If she curves you for whatever reason, her loss anyways or if it doesn’t work out... on to the next one saaxib. Always talk with the right intentions and don’t waste your time. Marriage should be our goal when we talk to someone, why else do you want to get to know each other.

You’re saying you’re still a student and not stable enough to be married. You can still marry and be a student, but imo it is easier when you’ve finished your education (especially for a guy). On the other hand zina is so much more easier these days and Allaah made marriage easy for us... it’s just that we make it difficult for ourselves. Ghair in shaa Allah.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

If you are at uni and are not lookingfor haraam relationships then I think it’s best you wait till graduation.

 

[Manafesto]

Having two Somali baby mama ,Habar Yonis and Dhulbahante , I can tell you Somali girls are the most merciful and gracious , I don't pay child support , If I had my kids with any other ethnicity I pretty sure I will be sleeping under a bridge.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Avoid Somali girls with daddy issues at all cost.

And that’s the majority, sad but true.
It’s a quick sex and a lifetime of regret ever meeting them.

Instead date the ones who barely get out and are connected to the masjid, those are a bit mentally stabilized than those who are at the shisha spot or at the night clubs.

It’s crucial that you take heed to this warning.

Kind regards.

Its very hard to even speak to the good sheikh girls that stay in the house because moretime there hidden in the house if you pull one of those girls your a geesi wallahi

 

[Manafesto]

Isaq girls are the best in my experience

 

[DeadStar]

@Idil-Beydaan stop flooding my notifications. Get off my Genitals!

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

@Idil-Beydaan stop flooding my notifications. Get off my Genitals!

Uff
Allah yahdeek yaqqe

 

[MarineCorpse]

Just talk to her and if she rejects you

Call her a

 

[MarineCorpse]

@Idil-Beydaan stop rating my post

 

[Basra]

Okay so day-to-day I don't encounter alot of Somali girls, but still how do I chat them up. Or do these Somali guys lie about dating (most of whom I know said they ended it). Do us Somalis even date??? I'm absolutely clueless as to how all this works? I don't know seriously, should I just stay in my lane until the time is right lol (I say that but i don't know any Somali girls). But what is this i'm hearing about Somalis dating ? Dating with the intention of getting married? That is understandable but why do people do this so young if that's the case.

Your thought process is not especially impressive. Did u ask a question, or is this rhetoric?

 

[RICH]

@Idil-Beydaan stop flooding my notifications. Get off my Genitals!

@Idil-Beydaan stop rating my post

Leave her tf alone you disgusting animals. Doofarka has more dignity than the both of you and he eats shit.

Abaay stop acting like your is made of gold, cause you ain’t shit waryaahe. Marine corps balaa edeb baad tahay for calling her a ho, meanwhile you’re the biggest man ho of sspot.

 

[D2HUM8L31NE]

Leave her tf alone you disgusting animals. Doofarka has more dignity than the both of you and he eats shit.

Abaay stop acting like your is made of gold, cause you ain’t shit waryaahe. Marine corps balaa edeb baad tahay for calling her a ho, meanwhile you’re the biggest man ho of sspot.

Don't listen to these teens they know they can't say shit in real life so they can't tough on here

 

[Ugbaad Geel]

Isaq girls are the best in my experience

Isaaq girls yh? Im isaaq myself. I would prefer if she was from a different qaabil but I ain't bothered.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Leave her tf alone you disgusting animals. Doofarka has more dignity than the both of you and he eats shit.

Abaay stop acting like your is made of gold, cause you ain’t shit waryaahe. Marine corps balaa edeb baad tahay for calling her a ho, meanwhile you’re the biggest man ho of sspot.

 

[Basra]

Isaaq girls yh? Im isaaq myself. I would prefer if she was from a different qaabil but I ain't bothered.

Such as which qabil do u have in mind? The suspense is killing me