Apollo
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They exist but they ain't that 'advanced'. They ain't hippie enough to take up Buddhism. I associate that shit with privileged Cadaans yearning for spiritual fulfillment.
I once gave thought to joining a Buddhist monastery whilst being a crypto Muslim. Free food, lodging, escape from worldly temptations and sin, sounded lovely. Buggers would suss me out though when I'd sneak Hilib into the monastery.
Look at this far-left SJW gay fob:
Viewer discretion advised. I found him through reading replies on some Twitter debate, was shocked by his existence.