Honeymoon- Where to go

[Abdisamad]

Somalia kulaha, You can go to Somalia anytime you want. Your honeymoon is supposed to be special.

I will demand my first husband to take me to Bali, Indonesia

Aren't you afraid of tsunamis?

First husband? Are you planning to get more than one husband

 

[terrence]

Somalia ?
And you can go to these places:

Umrah
Thailand
Tanzania
Egypt
Jordan
Sri Lanka
Turkey
Switzerland
Maldives
Singapore
Malaysia
Or just stay at home lol

Maldives kulaha, do you think I am Bill Gates?
seriously, i think Sri Lanka can be a good place

 

[Abdisamad]

Go to northern tip of Norway.. You can experience the northern light.. Plus get close and share body warm

 

[Mr.Haggis]

north korea

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

 

[terrence]

So let me get this right. Some of You want a wife who cooks, pops out 15 children, stay at home, super halal (like she doesn't even know what sex is halal but is suppose to perform like a star), cleans, take care of you and the kids and the house you live in on top of that contribute economically since you don't like golddiggers. With all of that, you want to curse the poor female with NO HONEYMOON?! That is the most important part! If She is staying virgin her whole life until marriage. the least you could do is to let her pop her cherry in Bali.

isn't this special?

 

[terrence]

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Nayaa, you want to get us imprisoned?

 

[Zaara]

Nayaa, you want to get us imprisoned?

Naya who? Because clearly you’re not talking to me like that

 

[416]

Somalia kulaha, You can go to Somalia anytime you want. Your honeymoon is supposed to be special.

I will demand my first husband to take me to Bali, Indonesia

Why mention first? Seems like you plan on having more

 

[Xasusi]

All of saying Hajj, you being ironic right? Do you know what a honeymoon entails?

 

[Nostalgia]

All of saying Hajj, you being ironic right? Do you know what a honeymoon entails?

What's wrong with getting ajr while you're on honeymoon?

The honeymoon begins in Medina after hajj is completed.

 

[Molotoff]

Bosnia

 

[Xasusi]

What's wrong with getting ajr while you're on honeymoon?

The honeymoon begins in Medina after hajj is completed.

Lets be honest you just want that "holding hands with my new husband near the kaaba" instagram pic. Its all optics, not ajr seeking.

 

[terrence]

Naya who? Because clearly you’re not talking to me like that

Afwaan abayoo

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Naya who? Because clearly you’re not talking to me like that

dont talk to my sister like that. balayo sharafta laga qaad

 

[Daacad90]

Bali and maldives.

 

[Zaara]

Lets be honest you just want that "holding hands with my new husband near the kaaba" instagram pic. Its all optics, not ajr seeking.

Some of us actually want to start our marriage right, what better way to start than going to the house of god

 

[Zaara]

Afwaan abayoo

It’s okay walaaal

 

[Life]

Why mention first? Seems like you plan on having more

Yes, Yes, Yes and Yes. I am planning on marrying multiple times.

Aren't you afraid of tsunamis?

First husband? Are you planning to get more than one husband

Not really, A Tsunami during my first honeymoon sounds inticing

 

[Nostalgia]

Genuine question, How are you planning on having sex in Kaaba? Isn't it uncomfortable to do it whilst having god in mind?

What do you mean? No one is having intercourse in the Kaaba.

Hajj/umrah there won't be any sexual relations during the rituals.
Only after the pilgrimage can spouses have intercourse.

 

[terrence]

dont talk to my sister like that. balayo sharafta laga qaad

Astaghfirullah, haa i habaarin. It was more as a joke