Hey guYs how do I become cool user

[GlitzyCue_]

Didn't take you to be a necrophiliac didn't you get the memo? @DuctTape is no more RIP DUCTTAPE JAN 2-NOV 15-17

I don't believe you

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[GlitzyCue_]

@Lola_Vonroe @Jjero @TSP @R.Kelly @Yahya Liban-Lewis @Inquisitive_ @Armadillo @Gucci mane @Saar @Zailah @Gambar @sophisticate @Reiko jOiN uS

Naaya Horta I've been here

 

[yasmin lan]

Naaya Horta I've been here

 

[GlitzyCue_]

Cool off and go back to the same dp as us
you've been wilding without permission
Im not happy about this

 

[yasmin lan]

Cool off and go back to the same dp as us
you've been wilding without permission
Im not happy about this

Yasmin is dead

 

[TSP]

I don't believe you

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It's true. I now hold the meme power

@TooMacaan, your winning streak ends now

 

[Arma]

pls give me tpis on how to bcome good user thx
if u dont have anytnhing good to say then pls ignore htis

Just be yourself. Don't put on a fake persona, to escape whatever miserable life you may, or may not, have. Be honest, f*ck it, of you get disliked foreign Also, don't be a beg, don't dick ride, and be a fanboy for anyone. That's about it my boy.

 

[GlitzyCue_]

It's true. I now hold the meme power

@TooMacaan, your winning streak ends now

I cannot argue

I will be there to help and guide you

 

[TooMacaan]

TSP, my son, my friend, you are the only one that understands my struggle.
The SSPOT Illuminati and Cuck Retrieval Squad has ended government's life, and now they are coming for me.
The paranoia is destroying my sanity, I can't continue like this
This thread was an attempt to shitpost as much as possible to create a barrier of meme magic to protect myself from @TooMacaan, but it doesn't seem to have been enough, there aren't enough layers of irony nacala
I leave my legacy with you
Do me proud

You know...throughout my time here, I've noticed you tend to be very male-exclusive in terms of your inner circle. Government, the cadaan-loving misogynist (now reformed, m'A), was your first 'bromance'..and you looked up to, and even encouraged, his controversial posts against Xalimos (not to mention, you were also responsible for fueling the gay rumors about him...Wishful thinking, perhaps?). Shanqale was the intended replacement (although, evidently, you never got over your 1st love)-- but even he has fallen, &, abandonded you. And now??...you're barking up another tree to fill the void, it seems. We all know it can only end one way though; I never lose >:D
Btw, why do you put men on a pedestal (worthy of your respect and legacy), whilst being semi-hostile to women? Jw
I'm jk btw

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

How did I miss this??

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[DuctTape]

You know...throughout my time here, I've noticed you tend to be very male-exclusive in terms of your inner circle. Government, the cadaan-loving misogynist (now reformed, m'A), was your first 'bromance'..and you looked up to, and even encouraged, his controversial posts against Xalimos (not to mention, you were also responsible for fueling the gay rumors about him...Wishful thinking, perhaps?). Shanqale was the intended replacement (although, evidently, you never got over your 1st love)-- but even he has fallen, &, abandonded you. And now??...you're barking up another tree to fill the void, it seems. We all know it can only end one way though; I never lose >:D
Btw, why do you put men on a pedestal (worthy of your respect and legacy), whilst being semi-hostile to women? Jw
I'm jk btw

You're reading too much into it, bisinka

The people I happen to put on a pedestal are male, solely because the shitposters I have associated with from earlier this year are all male.
No coming-out-the-closet theories here, I am very fond of women and I like to have bants with my Somali sisters

 

[DuctTape]

How did I miss this??

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@MerchantOfMogadishu thank you for smacking some sense into me, I'm afraid I had an episode last night
I am mentally sound now and I promise to be the same upstanding young man I was before

 

[TooMacaan]

You're reading too much into it, bisinka

The people I happen to put on a pedestal are male, solely because the shitposters I have associated with from earlier this year are all male.
No coming-out-the-closet theories here, I am very fond of women and I like to have bants with my Somali sisters

Mhmm, that's what they all say
You've also portrayed me, a bambi-like innocent bystander, as the enemy..and referred to me as a 'she-demon' several times. Very, very hurtful I must say. I thought we were fwends. If I lash out in response, you only have yourself to blame. You, and the legacy of the Rageedi Battyboi crew.

Dw though, I ain’t judging...in fact, I’m a connoisseur of certain ‘pairings’ and maybe I can find a way for y'all to make it up to me.

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

@MerchantOfMogadishu thank you for smacking some sense into me, I'm afraid I had an episode last night
I am mentally sound now and I promise to be the same upstanding young man I was before

Good, we need more noble and honourable shitposters here. We are an endangered species. We already lost @shanqale.

 

[DuctTape]

Mhmm, that's what they all say
You've also portrayed me, a bambi-like innocent bystander, as the enemy..and referred to me as a 'she-demon' several times. Very, very hurtful I must say. I thought we were fwends. If I lash out in response, you only have yourself to blame. You, and the legacy of the Rageedi Battyboi crew.

Dw though, I ain’t judging...in fact, I’m a connoisseur of certain ‘pairings’ and maybe I can find a way for y'all to make it up to me.

I referred to you as a she-demon because you spelled the end of @government
At least give us the body back so we can bury it, god knows what you did to him, poor guy

Get me out of your sick twisted fantasies, you can't claim to be a "bambi-like" victim and make veiled threats like that

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

I referred to you as a she-demon because you spelled the end of @government
At least give us the body back so we can bury it, god knows what you did to him, poor guy

Get me out of your sick twisted fantasies, you can't claim to be a "bambi-like" victim and make veiled threats like that

Sxb, @TooMacaan is a xabashi sorceress and enchantress, she is an enemy to all noble shitposters.

She has taken the lives of @shanqale and @government. The suffering they must've went through

You must stay away from her, at all costs. If you fall for her for one second, doom shall befall you.

Heed my words, brother.

 

[DuctTape]

Sxb, @TooMacaan is a xabashi sorceress and enchantress, she is an enemy to all noble shitposters.

She has taken the lives of @shanqale and @government. The suffering they must've went through

You must stay away from her, at all costs. If you fall for her for one second, doom shall befall you.

Heed my words, brother.

She is a vile sorceress, this I agree with brother.
@shanqale and @government are assuredly either six feet under by now or brainwashed beyond repair.

I shall not communicate with her, for she will transform me into a cuck with just a few words
Live strong, walaal.
Live strong

 

[mrcool]

Im lurking this thread like

Waht

 

[Sophisticate]

As cliche as this sounds, be yourself.

 

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Promote your Gobol.

And defend it online and offline.