Hargesia 2018

[Bokor Khakh toofo]

We gonna get lit this summer inshallah . Wallahi its gonna be live htown whos coming

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I just got back from there and here are things to take with you.

Anti-diarrhea mess

Sun lotion

Plenty of clothing (the item you wear that day will be dirty by the time you get back bc it has been raining cats and dogs )

Sun shades

Fishing hat

You gotta have a car


You gotta have at least $2k to spend in a month

If you're active then you must have enough condoms. Hard to find ones if you don't have it

Take with you light casual sneaker shoes

Have a backpack with you, let it be light one ( you gonna need to charge your phone/electronics)

If you can have an open ticket in case of getting badly sick

THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE THERE

Take a trip to Ceyl Sheekh beach

Go to the Wednesday night at Ali Jirde live music dinner

As night arrives just walk downtown and have a feeling for the city. At this time the whole population is in downtown.

Hangout place is right front Dheero Mall..across from it there's an outdoor coffee shop. On the other side there's Golis Uni where the hottest gazelles attend

You can try out Zultan (it's prices are overrated) but it's a spot to be see and be seen.

PLACES THAT ARE OVERRATED AND TRULY SUCK

Beerta libaaxa...it's a place where you can eat and smoke shisha but their shisha sucks, they abuse animals ( lions) and it is a low key a prostitutes' hang place

Hiddo-Dhowr ...a place where they serve you dinner ( their food ain't bad) and live music but my god the place is boring. People just watch other and stay seated for like 3 hours.

Berbera ...this place is hot, humid and dry...their beach is dirty and once you enter their water you'll step on huge rocks.

 

[Active asylum]

Make sure to report any clubs or gay bars to the Somaliland police.

 

[Bokor Khakh toofo]

Make sure to report any clubs or gay bars to the Somaliland police.

Suck ur mum i aint no snitch

 

[Active asylum]

Suck ur mum i aint no snitch

aflagaado?
Don't insult me boy... do as I said... report to the Somaliland police and be a good citizen. I got assailants in Hargeisa looking out for gay niggas like yourself.

 

[Bokor Khakh toofo]

aflagaado?
Don't insult me boy... do as I said... report to the Somaliland police and be a good citizen. I got assailants in Hargeisa looking out for gay niggas like yourself.

im not gay f*ck that but im not looking out for shit .

 

[buuqiyobalayo]

aflagaado?
Don't insult me boy... do as I said... report to the Somaliland police and be a good citizen. I got assailants in Hargeisa looking out for gay niggas like yourself.

Whats wrong with you? You scare me

 

[Bokor Khakh toofo]

Whats wrong with you? You scare me

Niggas like this roam the streets of the suuq and rid evil from our land. Respect him as you would respect your father.

 

[Crow]

If you're active then you must have enough condoms. Hard to find ones if you don't have it

Since it's Hargeisa, you're going to want to pack a lot.

 

[Basra]

Amusing thread walle! RKelly....did u go to the STD clinic yet? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Subeer]

Yoooooo Hargeisa summer 18' is gonna be liiiiit

 

[Subeer]

We gonna get lit this summer inshallah . Wallahi its gonna be live htown whos coming

When are you goin and for how long are you gonna stay

 

[Basra]

Will be harassed if i am half Isaaq? I want to visit Hargeisa! lol

 

[Subeer]

Will be harassed if i am half Isaaq? I want to visit Hargeisa! lol

Depends on what the other half is

 

[Basra]

Depends on what the other half is

Well the options are not that many is it? loool the other half could be Darood or Hawiye! Does it matter?

 

[Bokor Khakh toofo]

When are you goin and for how long are you gonna stay

Im here right now my nigga around this time is where all the dhaqan celis come. Its lit out here wallahi i got a whip aswell hit me if you come i can hook u up g.

 

[Factz]

Make sure to report any clubs or gay bars to the Somaliland police.

There may be illegal clubs and all major Somali cities have them but gay bar don't exist, you're stretching sxb.

 

[OmarAli]

My cousin and uncle lives in hargiesa a nd the pictures and videos they show me is magistical inshallah I visit Hargiesa very soon

 

[Basra]

There may be illegal clubs and all major Somali cities have them but gay bar don't exist, you're stretching sxb.

Why do they need gay clubs, gays just need a place for smoking shiisha and the homo shukaansi will be proceed.

 

[Factz]

Why do they need gay clubs, gays just need a place for smoking shiisha and the homo shukaansi will be proceed.

In Somaliland you would get stonned, it's not like konfuur naaya