I agree. I feel bad for my mom because she wants grandkids but I don't think it's a good idea to marry in order to make your parents happy
Guys please give me STRENGTH to avoid marriage
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She’ll probably be tired too. And there are so many things you can talk about and share with your wife. You’ll also request time alone, that’s healthy.
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Life changes, perspectives change, what you do changes, and that's life. Life, man. Life.
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Ignore the pressure from the family for now work on you first that way you will get reap benefits of healthier marriage.
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It's probably because you're worrying about marriage 24/7.
I'm emotionally unavailable. You need not worry Nak. I might even forget you have a pulse from time to time. And you'll always come 10th. My bad. I hope I'm forgiven for my neglectful behaviour. I also lost all the Abdis I informally adopted on SSpot (many moons ago) due to a custody battle gone wrong. They were all18-35-year-old men that are now wards of the state. Unable to fend for themselves. @The alchemist was one of those boys. Who will tie his shoes now?
I was gonna suggest a fake marriage contract until you said this..
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Fake marriage contract. You're on some other shit.I was gonna suggest a fake marriage contract until you said this..
I was gonna suggest a fake marriage contract until you said this..
Just hold off from rushing into marriage, you don't sound like you have the right mindset for it.
Don't worry though, soon technology will advance enough for you to be able to have a robot wife.
Don't worry though, soon technology will advance enough for you to be able to have a robot wife.
Same advice I would give myself: Not everyone's going to get married and/or have kids bro. Better to focus on your self and your Deen. That way, the wives in jannah will be for you and there, you will have all you want and more....
Save your cash, mariage is gonna kill your savings.
I would advise you to get married but times are changing and marriage can sometimes come with more disadvantage than benefits.
I would advise you to get married but times are changing and marriage can sometimes come with more disadvantage than benefits.
Who’s married on this forum? How long you been married for and how are things going especially post lockdown?
After seeing my childhood hero get mercilessly cucked and publically humililated by a bald, serpentine lizard-woman, I want all the emotional availability I can get. The clingier, the better lol.I'm emotionally unavailable. You need not worry Nak. I might even forget you have a pulse from time to time. And you'll always come 10th. My bad. I hope I'm forgiven for my neglectful behaviour. I also lost all the Abdis I informally adopted on SSpot (many moons ago) due to a custody battle gone wrong. They were all18-35-year-old men that are now wards of the state. Unable to fend for themselves. @The alchemist was one of those boys. Who will tie his shoes now?
I don't wanna have meltdowns in my 50s and start swinging haymakers at my work colleages over a slight jab at m'lady's dietary choices, before blubber crying in the breakroom like a toddler
I'm remaining in the state's custody unless I'm promised good boy pats on the head every 5mins, least I end up looking like this;
U make the funniest postsAfter seeing my childhood hero get mercilessly cucked and publically humililated by a bald, serpentine lizard-woman, I want all the emotional availability I can get. The clingier, the better lol.
I don't wanna have meltdowns in my 50s and start swinging haymakers at my work colleages over a slight jab at m'lady's dietary choices, before blubber crying in the breakroom like a toddler
I'm remaining in the state's custody unless I'm promised good boy pats on the head every 5mins, least I end up looking like this;
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I'll swat you like a fly if you don't give me space to work, waryaa.After seeing my childhood hero get mercilessly cucked and publically humililated by a bald, serpentine lizard-woman, I want all the emotional availability I can get. The clingier, the better lol.
I don't wanna have meltdowns in my 50s and start swinging haymakers at my work colleages over a slight jab at m'lady's dietary choices, before blubber crying in the breakroom like a toddler
I'm remaining in the state's custody unless I'm promised good boy pats on the head every 5mins, least I end up looking like this;
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Also, I need time to recharge. So, attending your OCD-level head pats will take away from my self-care routine and my passion projects (which don't consist of people so don't worry about entanglements).
But I'm prepared to haggle on account of you seeming consistent. I'll give you 2 seconds each week. That's equivalent to two blinks without looking away. Ideally behind plexiglass.
Don't get greedy.
The key to good negotiation is knowing when to quit. I'm prepared to counter-offer with a;I'll swat you like a fly if you don't give me space to work, waryaa.
Also, I need time to recharge. So, attending your OCD-level head pats will take away from my self-care routine and my passion projects (which don't consist of people so don't worry about entanglements).
But I'm prepared to haggle on account of you seeming consistent. I'll give you 2 seconds each week. That's equivalent to two blinks without looking away. Ideally behind plexiglass.
Don't get greedy.
- 5 second handhold in public (gloves may be worn by either party)
- a closed mouth peck on the cheek on particularly special occassions
- kind or encouraging words on a by-weekly basis
Playa please.The key to good negotiation is knowing when to quit. I'm prepared to counter-offer with a;
You know what they say, always ask for more than you actually need
- 5 second handhold in public (gloves may be worn by either party)
- a closed mouth peck on the cheek on particularly special occassions
- kind or encouraging words on a by-weekly basis
I'm aware of the sales tactic of starting high and progressively shifting to lower offers.
The habo peck on the cheek. Haaaaaye....that could spell instant pregnancy. Lets scale back to a 5 second glance.
As much as I'm not opposed to periodic words of encouragement. The pandemic blunted my generosity in that department. I've been more of a battle hardened fighter. I'll pay you compliments and we can watch reruns of Black Addler once I am reassured I can leave this dungeon. We are still at war here where 10% of the population cannot board a plane or a train.
