Guide to how to not let ur xalimo know ur cheating.

[Bahal]

Marriage? MARRIAGE?

young lady marriage is too hard just look at Nelson Mandela

Nelson spent 27 years in South African prison got beaten up torturted and molest and got out back to his wife for 6 months and said I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT filed for divorce

 

[Gambar]

I simply can't see myself in a faithful rl, I want to get my bac madow thrown out every now and then

But why? Do you like drama?

 

[Hassan Garguute Buldanana]

1. Always finish whatever she makes. (Don't even leave suugo stains otherwise she'll become suspicious)
2. Whenever using search engines always use incognito tab (faraxs always get caught out with this one)
3. Use one of those old phones on the side (So u can talk to ur other chicks without her even knowing that's if she goes on ur phone well ur an idiot for letting her using ur phone in first place but she wont find anytheng)
4. Take her out every other month.
5. Don't let anyone know about ur side chick otherwise u know how Somalis are always talking n shit especially females never ever let another xalimo know
6. When u come home late never have an awkward talk with her give short answers ie yes and no. (Otherwise you'll start shitting bricks and say some shit which will get her suspicious like "ooh I saw a guy named hargeysa and he's ogaden" it may be funny but not to xalimos since they are not from this world bloody weird creatures how can u not find that funny)
7. *Always hit at random times roughly from 6am to 6pm any time inbetween will have her thinking ur a horny horse. (I put a star on it coz if u do this she'll never think of it. )
8. Always save ur side chicks numbers on ur phone as Caydiid or Jaamac or Saciid. Never ever make the mistake of leaving it unsaved and always delete ur latest call to never raise suspicions.
9. Never ever go out to nightclubs with ur side chick. Xalimos always have friends that don't claim they are one but are always there and once she sees u its a rap.
10. Make sure ur side chick is an ajnabi if she's Somali she'll one day wake up on her period and start prank calling her asking about you. which will lead to a black hawk down to the relationship of both of them.

 

[anonymous34]

Ya RAB I'm actually worried about yall future wives.

God help them

 

[Mckenzie]

You need to pattern your girl to not snoop around in the first place. If she finds make up in your car, she should know better than to ask. Regulate her only and stay winning mate.

 

[Reign]

War ya ilahey yaqaan. If you want a side chick so bad that you would go to all that trouble why not just leave your main chick as it seems you dont have that much interest in her.

 

[Codeine]

War ya ilahey yaqaan. If you want a side chick so bad that you would go to all that trouble why not just leave your main chick as it seems you dont have that much interest in her.

Because 2 is better than 1

 

[Reign]

Because 2 is better than 1

Nacas dheh. Just choose the one you're most interested in.

 

[Ferrari]

Cajeeb



What kind of caqli is this?

I was tempted to ask if he was a child of such practice but I restrained myself.
waa xoolo wax daajiyo u baahan.

 

[Mercury]

Cheating is easy try something more challenging like being faithful

 

[Gambar]

I was tempted to ask if he was a child of such practice but I restrained myself.
waa xoolo wax daajiyo u baahan.

Wuu iska hadlaya wax ba ma ooga. If he knew better he'd know the ayeyos taught us to put suun (poison) in the maraq and cook up a nice four course meal for your husband if you find out he's been cheating. :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Ferrari]

Wuu iska hadlaya wax ba ma ooga. If he knew better he'd know the ayeyos taught us to put suun (poison) in the maraq and cook up a nice four course meal for your husband if you find out he's been cheating. :siilaanyolaugh:

No way were you guys advised that. But I have heard worse(boiling oil and castration), so I guess that's believable.

 

[Gambar]

No way were you guys advised that. But I have heard worse(boiling oil and castration), so I guess that's believable.

That is the advise my ayeyo (father's side told me). She also told me if you don't have poison, use boiling scorching hot water and throw it on his nether regions so he can't have kids.

 

[Ferrari]

That is the advise my ayeyo (father's side told me). She also told me if you don't have poison, use boiling scorching hot water and throw it on his nether regions so he can't have kids.

that's savage wallahi. would you take her advise? if someone cheats, I'd think leaving them would be enough. cooking them alive with boiling oil/water is too extreme.

 

[Gambar]

that's savage wallahi. would you take her advise? if someone cheats, I'd think leaving them would be enough. cooking them alive with boiling oil/water is too extreme.

No I would not do that. First of all, you have to have a conversation and understand each other because it could all just be a misunderstanding. Second of all, you have to think about how much your marriage actually means to you and that it's done before Allah swt so you have to take whatever decision you are going to make very seriously. Thirdly, it would satisfy me more to move on and walk away. Too much effort to create a recipe.

 

[Hemaal]

But why? Do you like drama?

What's a rl if there ain't no drama? There must a room for makeup sex

 

[Kay]

Funny thing is, pretty sure OP wouldn't like her having a thing on the side.

 

[ItsHanna]

Believe me you can cover your track as much as you want but if you're cheating you will be caught. It will be a rookie mistake but she will catch you. I'm not below following someone.

 

[Kay]

No I would not do that. First of all, you have to have a conversation and understand each other because it could all just be a misunderstanding. Second of all, you have to think about how much your marriage actually means to you and that it's done before Allah swt so you have to take whatever decision you are going to make very seriously. Thirdly, it would satisfy me more to move on and walk away. Too much effort to create a recipe.

I'd be like 'nigga bye' lol. Wouldn't be able to trust a man again after he cheats.

 

[Kay]

Hate the way cheaters go around acting like bad boys, getting side chicks, lying, etc. Then when the girl finds out and leaves him, he gets all like "I'm sorry. I love you. Come back. I'll never find a woman like you." And starts crying and regretting everything. Pathetic.