Zorro
Son of Aw-Barre
1. Always finish whatever she makes. (Don't even leave suugo stains otherwise she'll become suspicious)
2. Whenever using search engines always use incognito tab (faraxs always get caught out with this one)
3. Use one of those old phones on the side (So u can talk to ur other chicks without her even knowing that's if she goes on ur phone well ur an idiot for letting her using ur phone in first place but she wont find anytheng)
4. Take her out every other month.
5. Don't let anyone know about ur side chick otherwise u know how Somalis are always talking n shit especially females never ever let another xalimo know
6. When u come home late never have an awkward talk with her give short answers ie yes and no. (Otherwise you'll start shitting bricks and say some shit which will get her suspicious like "ooh I saw a guy named hargeysa and he's ogaden" it may be funny but not to xalimos since they are not from this world bloody weird creatures how can u not find that funny)
7. *Always hit at random times roughly from 6am to 6pm any time inbetween will have her thinking ur a horny horse. (I put a star on it coz if u do this she'll never think of it. )
8. Always save ur side chicks numbers on ur phone as Caydiid or Jaamac or Saciid. Never ever make the mistake of leaving it unsaved and always delete ur latest call to never raise suspicions.
9. Never ever go out to nightclubs with ur side chick. Xalimos always have friends that don't claim they are one but are always there and once she sees u its a rap.
10. Make sure ur side chick is an ajnabi if she's Somali she'll one day wake up on her period and start prank calling her asking about you. which will lead to a black hawk down to the relationship of both of them.
2. Whenever using search engines always use incognito tab (faraxs always get caught out with this one)
3. Use one of those old phones on the side (So u can talk to ur other chicks without her even knowing that's if she goes on ur phone well ur an idiot for letting her using ur phone in first place but she wont find anytheng)
4. Take her out every other month.
5. Don't let anyone know about ur side chick otherwise u know how Somalis are always talking n shit especially females never ever let another xalimo know
6. When u come home late never have an awkward talk with her give short answers ie yes and no. (Otherwise you'll start shitting bricks and say some shit which will get her suspicious like "ooh I saw a guy named hargeysa and he's ogaden" it may be funny but not to xalimos since they are not from this world bloody weird creatures how can u not find that funny)
7. *Always hit at random times roughly from 6am to 6pm any time inbetween will have her thinking ur a horny horse. (I put a star on it coz if u do this she'll never think of it. )
8. Always save ur side chicks numbers on ur phone as Caydiid or Jaamac or Saciid. Never ever make the mistake of leaving it unsaved and always delete ur latest call to never raise suspicions.
9. Never ever go out to nightclubs with ur side chick. Xalimos always have friends that don't claim they are one but are always there and once she sees u its a rap.
10. Make sure ur side chick is an ajnabi if she's Somali she'll one day wake up on her period and start prank calling her asking about you. which will lead to a black hawk down to the relationship of both of them.
