Gaal Struggles

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1) being woken up at sun rise to pretend pray
2) fake leaving the sajayed out to make it seem like you actually prayed
3)Going to dugsi and playing along like youre one of the herd
4) Starving yourself in Ramadan
+ add more points my fellow gaals

we go through all this to make our parents happy, such good people we are. Years and years of pretending.
 

Duchess

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Solution: move. You can't complain about the rules when you live rent free in your mother's house.
 

ArchBishopofAtheism

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I live with my parents because they insist on it and I don't mind. I pay the rent and utilities. I'm willing to put up with their nonsense because there's 0% chance they will change. At this point though, my dad has given up and doesn't bother checking whether I prayed. I agree with all those points except the dugsi part--I stopped dugsi when I was 12 lol.

There are coping mechanisms for the fajr prayer: just go to sleep earlier so by the time they wake you up, you've had enough sleep. Don't stress yourself out about it. Just get up, pretend to make wudu and pretend to pray. Mission accomplished and go back to sleep.
 

ArchBishopofAtheism

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5. Being asked to translate or advocate for something you don't give a shit about or disagree with. For example my mom wants me to
insist that my kid not have any meats at school because it's not halal slaughtered.
 

Benjamin

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I live with my parents because they insist on it and I don't mind. I pay the rent and utilities. I'm willing to put up with their nonsense because there's 0% chance they will change. At this point though, my dad has given up and doesn't bother checking whether I prayed. I agree with all those points except the dugsi part--I stopped dugsi when I was 12 lol.

There are coping mechanisms for the fajr prayer: just go to sleep earlier so by the time they wake you up, you've had enough sleep. Don't stress yourself out about it. Just get up, pretend to make wudu and pretend to pray. Mission accomplished and go back to sleep.

When are you gonna move out & start living your life openly? :ayaanswag:
 
1) being woken up at sun rise to pretend pray
2) fake leaving the sajayed out to make it seem like you actually prayed
3)Going to dugsi and playing along like youre one of the herd
4) Starving yourself in Ramadan
+ add more points my fellow gaals

we go through all this to make our parents happy, such good people we are. Years and years of pretending.


Gurl, imagine these rules:

1: Can't hang with my crazy girlfriend because it would lose me my secruity clearance. It is killing me:dabcasar:

2: Dealing with a jaloux superior for rejecting his advances and the he gives you 5 times the normal work-limit:faysalwtf:

3: You comment on a cute girl ONCE and now you're know as the lesbian at work :(

4: The cute, smart and fit viking cop I work with is gay. There is a gay epidemic in the danish police force :noneck:
 

ArchBishopofAtheism

Intellectual saqajaan
Gurl, imagine these rules:

1: Can't hang with my crazy girlfriend because it would lose me my secruity clearance. It is killing me:dabcasar:

2: Dealing with a jaloux superior for rejecting his advances and the he gives you 5 times the normal work-limit:faysalwtf:

3: You comment on a cute girl ONCE and now you're know as the lesbian at work :(

4: The cute, smart and fit viking cop I work with is gay. There is a gay epidemic in the danish police force :noneck:
Yes gayness is an epidemic in all of Scandinavia
 

YoungFarah

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Gurl, imagine these rules:

1: Can't hang with my crazy girlfriend because it would lose me my secruity clearance. It is killing me:dabcasar:

2: Dealing with a jaloux superior for rejecting his advances and the he gives you 5 times the normal work-limit:faysalwtf:

3: You comment on a cute girl ONCE and now you're know as the lesbian at work :(

4: The cute, smart and fit viking cop I work with is gay. There is a gay epidemic in the danish police force :noneck:
Don't act like you ain't freaky like that. We all know you swing both ways
 

Benjamin

någon :)
Gurl, imagine these rules:

1: Can't hang with my crazy girlfriend because it would lose me my secruity clearance. It is killing me:dabcasar:

2: Dealing with a jaloux superior for rejecting his advances and the he gives you 5 times the normal work-limit:faysalwtf:

3: You comment on a cute girl ONCE and now you're know as the lesbian at work :(

4: The cute, smart and fit viking cop I work with is gay. There is a gay epidemic in the danish police force :noneck:

Are you a lesbian or is it just rumors about you?
 
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