Funniest SSpot post of the decade

[0117]

Also where have u being hiding akhi. Wallahi you are a blast from the past. Welcome back walaal

What was old name bossman?
Yh he used to write essays on specific females and teach us the ways of BDSM
I kept in touch him outside sspot till late 2018 and found out things that shocked me till this day

 

[Bernie Madoff]

The funniest sspotter for me was EL PADRONE
One of the few posters that genuinely made me laugh out loud on his absurd/crazy comments regarding women and sex

Man that guy was hilarious he use write sexual poems for every xalimo on the site

 

[Starscream]

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/im-a-addict-and-i-cant-even-hide-it.5204/#post-96627

My boy @Halftime was funny asf hes one of the members that I wish I could've talked to on sspot going thru his posts cracks me up

Me him and hq use to f*ck shit up

 

[Mercury]

Lol whatever happened to @Professor and @Mercury lol and I wonder if @Khad714 is @Furioso

Im around just been busy lately

 

[Shmurda]

Im around just been busy lately

The simp has returned allahhhhh you should get a reward in here kkkkkk

 

[Mercury]

The simp has returned allahhhhh you should get a reward in here kkkkkk

I was busy wasnt like I was running from the cops like you

 

[Shmurda]

I was busy wasnt like I was running from the cops like you

You the first person to remember me that warms my heart simp

How the wife been my friend u still cooking and cleaning for her

 

[Mercury]

How the wife been my friend u still cooking and cleaning for her

I do my part you see Our prophet Muhammad scw used to help his wives around the house its a neglected sunnah

 

[Shmurda]

I do my part you see Our prophet Muhammad scw used to help his wives around the house its a neglected sunnah

Mashallah good to hear sxb

 

[Hybrid()]

I'm just telling yall what the nigga that lives in djibouti told me no need to get touchy

We Djiboutians are honest people. You can easily separate the club going, d1ck sucking dh!lo from the pious xalimos whereas it’s impossible in Somalia to distinguish between the two

 

[0117]

Man that guy was hilarious he use write sexual poems for every xalimo on the site

He got banned for that reason

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

Reading shit by @Kudhufo Kadhaqaq

I used to Batista bomb Xalimoids in Dahabshiil back in the days

 

[Medulla]

The professor lol , didn't he just change his name to @...

LMFAO nigga you are defo reading this so THIS IS WHAT YOU MEANT? By "professor" when you were raging at me. This really is my first account so your rant at me was hilarious