Funniest school stories

[Shmurda]

Self-preservation is better, you know Chicago is the number one place for retaliation.

Anyone trys to avenge him they finna meet him lol I thought y'all Chicago niggas was crazy akhi you should've packed that

 

[NotoriusBIG-V2]

Anyone trys to avenge him they finna meet him lol I thought y'all Chicago niggas was crazy akhi you should've packed that

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[NotoriusBIG-V2]

Anyone trys to avenge him they finna meet him lol I thought y'all Chicago niggas was crazy akhi you should've packed that

Some of us are smart it's always the trigger happy ones that don't value life that die the earliest.

 

[Villainess]

yk you just reminded me on how our Somali teens are failing in basic Islamic education

 

[Villainess]

Some of us are smart it's always the trigger happy ones that don't value life that die the earliest.

should i put r.i.p abdi fly high on my insta bio?

 

[NotoriusBIG-V2]

should i put r.i.p abdi fly high on my insta bio?

I have killed nearly 100 flies in my life time, I just don't like buzzing in my ears.

 

[Octavian]

yk you just reminded me on how our Somali teens are failing in basic Islamic education

naah the street is a great teacher

 

[Villainess]

I have killed nearly 100 flies in my life time, I just don't like buzzing in my ears.

bro teach me how to kill flies.. those b*tches r hella fast

 

[Villainess]

naah the street is a great teacher

all jokes aside, im wondering how many muslim youth think sexual things are halal.

 

[Shmurda]

Some of us are smart it's always the trigger happy ones that don't value life that die the earliest.

Bro just smoke him and then catch a flight to Somalia it's not that deep

 

[Octavian]

bro teach me how to kill flies.. those b*tches r hella fast

rub some blackseed oil on a towl

 

[Villainess]

rub some blackseed oil on a towl

and then wat

 

[Octavian]

and then wat

hit it

 

[Lostbox]

A teacher accounced she got breast cancer to the school. A week later everyone was wearing pink or had a pink ribbon, breast cancer fund raising and a health class about breast cancer.

So a bunch of guys asked any female student/teacher they saw if they have checked their breast out

 

[Octavian]

A teacher accounced she got breast cancer to the school. A week later everyone was wearing pink or had a pink ribbon, breast cancer charity and a health class about breast cancer.

So a bunch of guys asked any girl or female teacher they saw if they should chech there breast out

what happened after that

 

[ReyRey]

One time I was in school it was almost time to go home then I pressed the fire alarm and the whole school when outside everyone bumping into each other I hid in this forest like playground for a like half an hour on top of this prickly bush and I was never caught

I was dared to do the same thing but was caught on camera, they even made my hoyo pay for the broken glass and then I had to reimburse her by getting beaten with the dacis